# Creative Screen Names You'd Like to See **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861 "1999-12-06T20:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/41 "1999-12-09T06:33:00Z")
> [@](#): > > well, while perusing the pit earlier i realized SOME ‘crumby’ people don’t care much for SN’s that use animal referances. Waaah?? The bastards! * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/42 "1999-12-09T06:37:00Z")
“Self” That way, if anyone wants to flame me, their message would go: _Dear Self, you are an idiot._ Peace. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/43 "1999-12-09T06:48:00Z")
Okay, I tried to go out and register 1-800-GET-HAIR… who the fuck took that? God damn it! I thought that was MINE but noooooo some little shithead took it and has, as far as I can see, never posted with it. ## Okay, you wanker! Come clean! Come out here and post with my alter-ego name… GRRRR! Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/44 "1999-12-09T06:52:00Z")
SaxFace: > [@](#): > > Louie, wow!! Should I get one for you for X-mas? That would fulfill all of my wildest fantasies. Sure, why not. Now you got me curious, what is this fantasy you have? ---
**Author:** ![IHeartUncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d2c977/32.png) [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/45 "1999-12-09T19:46:00Z")
_…sigh…_ ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/46 "1999-12-09T20:04:00Z")
Oh, I can’t resist… Evolution Inaction ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/47 "1999-12-09T21:42:00Z")
BrainWeasel said: > [@](#): > > How about Betty Joe Bialowski! > Oh! You mean Nancy! Huh? Either that’s a reference to something I understand, or to something a friend of mine ripped off completely. Either way, I’m confused and looking for elucidation. * * * JMCJ “It’s a damned simple mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.” -Andrew Jackson ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/48 "1999-12-09T22:09:00Z")
Oblivious - for the newbie. Sanctimonious - for the experienced. Impeccable - for the perfectionist. AboveReproach - for Cecil. BeneathContempt - for a moderator. Slanderous - for a troll. And for the perverted, a potential new username might be… 6ULDV8 * * * Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond! ---
**Author:** ![Holly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/48db29/32.png) [@Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Holly)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/49 "1999-12-09T23:34:00Z")
Necrotic Bone Marilyn Scissorshins Miss Alaneus ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/50 "1999-12-10T00:11:00Z")
John Corrado: It’s from _The Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye_ a comedy skit by the Firesign Theatre. ---
**Author:** ![N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N_oR_jVIaL)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/51 "1999-12-10T00:25:00Z")
I started to register as T j2 o |\_L, but fell victim to one of those daMn lucid moments and thought better of it. … I never get to have any fun … * * * ---
**Author:** ![Cool\_Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@Cool\_Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cool_Hand)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/52 "1999-12-10T06:23:00Z")
Mahsaj Mahrod ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/53 "1999-12-10T15:19:00Z")
Louie - I heard you were 16 years old. Please forget about my fantasy. (sob) * * * Formerly unknown as “Melanie” ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/54 "1999-12-11T09:39:00Z")
That explains his HTML Fu. ---
**Author:** ![Konrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@Konrad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Konrad)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/55 "2000-01-17T01:44:00Z")
Alexander The Grape Attila The Hen ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/56 "2000-01-17T02:11:00Z")
MISSinformed Ivana Gettleid * * * If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun. -Benjamin Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/57 "2000-01-17T02:46:00Z")
To steal from psycat90’s sig line: Sunny Waxhead. Either that, or it’s Prison Clown or Triple Giraffe. * * * “Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/58 "2000-01-17T03:21:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Little Nemo: > \*\* > > Adam Weishaupt, Archimedes, Beelzebubba, Bugs Bunny, Bullwinkle, Charles Foster Lime, The Conqueror Worm, Doctor Lao, Edmund Blackadder, Edward de Vere, Emperor Norton, Francis Varney, Gerbert of Aurillac, Honest John, John Dee, Josef Dzhugashvili, K, Kilroy, Lord Ruthven, Mister X, Mohammed Chang, Mort, Mycroft Holmes, Ozymandias, Nick Danger, Professor Ed, Punk Floyd, Rex the Wonder Dog, Ron Nasty, Sidney Reilly, Solon of Athens, Spiny Norman, Tom Joad, The Urban Spaceman, and Verbal Kint > > Little Nemo (aka Mike King)\*\* Dang, Nemo, your mind has been permanently bent by all that fidgety puzzle stuff you do. Okay, some of them I can get: the cartoon ones are easy, e.g. Bullwinkle and Bugs Bunny. Beezlebubba: evil redneck? Archimedes of the lever fame; Emperor Norton, magnificently crazed SF self-proclaimed monarch; Charles Foster Lime of “Rosebud” fame?; Punk Floyd, pun on the rock group; Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock’s smarter brother; Ozymandias, of the interminable poem of the same name?; Rex the Wonder Dog, evocative of German Shepard hero dogs (sneaky allusion to Mike King); Tom Joad of “Grapes of Wrath”; Kilroy of impudent line drawing beloved of WWII GI’s, “Kilroy was here”… My suggestions for screen names? (Keep in mind I’m the female doofus who chose a mad as a hatter dead (male) economist as a moniker…) Admiral Naismith Amish Rowdy Hmmmm, gotta be more, but my brain is itching. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/59 "2000-01-17T08:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by SaxFace: > \*\*Louie - I heard you were 16 years old. Please forget about my fantasy. > > (sob)\*\* Nope, I’m 18. 🙂 Again, what is this fantasy? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/60 "2000-01-18T06:24:00Z")
I like to keep screen titles simple. How about " Mike Hunt" * * * [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861.md?page=4)