# Creative Screen Names You'd Like to See

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861 "1999-12-06T20:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![el\_eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e99b99/32.png) [@el\_eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/el_eureka)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/61 "2000-01-18T06:49:00Z")

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I want el\_eureka  
horny for el\_eureka  
touches myself over el\_eureka

oh yeah and the person would have to be female  
well you wanted straight dope so hear it is  
no bullshit from me huh?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/62 "2000-01-19T08:29:00Z")

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Hmmmm . . .

UglyBumbleBee

KnowDiggety

TrueTrue

LeftishLoungeLizard

GotIlk

TheDupemeister

DamnBigEgo

WebLie

MBMonster

SkankyHo

and if nothing else, a Pokemon name is always good

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