# creative swearing. \[warning. er... swearing\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212 "2008-11-18T00:59:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/21 "2008-11-18T23:20:20Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > \*\*j666 \*\*- not swearing, but I frequently say “I must get all my waterfowl in proper alignment” before I can do something. Oh, damn, I just _heard_ myself murmur distractedly, “Just let me align my waterfowl …” before beginning my next presentation. I admit I find words like ‘misbegotten’, ‘diseased’, and ‘cretin’ more satisfying than ‘stupid rotten bastard’, but I think we are being a bit too clever here. How about _mother-fucking cock-sucking two-balled bitch_ for some simple dirty trash? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/22 "2008-11-18T23:34:17Z")
I like punchy, two-part words - like _Knobjockey_ or _Shagsack_ ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/23 "2008-11-18T23:35:38Z")
What’s wrong with fucktard, fucktard? 😉 You people are so fucking picky. DAMN! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/24 "2008-11-19T00:01:33Z")
I’ve never had the opportunity to use it, so you can have **coprophageous microcephaloid** if you like. It’s a bit pretentious, but it’s fun. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/25 "2008-11-19T00:49:41Z")
> [@j666](#): > > I admit I find words like ‘misbegotten’, ‘diseased’, and ‘cretin’ more satisfying than ‘stupid rotten bastard’, but I think we are being a bit too clever here. I picked up the phrase “misbegotten son of a wombat” somewhere. I’m holding it in reserve against some Aussie causing me the right degree of amused outrage to use it. As for “too clever”, I present an excessively erudite exclamation I constructed on a dare, many years ago: “Attempt aerial coitus with a continuously axially reoriented and linearly displaced toroidal pastry.” ---
**Author:** ![Tess\_Trueheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tess\_Trueheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess_Trueheart)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/26 "2008-11-19T00:58:45Z")
While playing [Loaded Questions](http://www.loadedquestions.com/alqinstructions.htm) with friends, a category along the lines of “What’s the worst name you can call someone?” came up. My friends asked how many hyphenated words were allowed. As the judge that round, I said only, "Don’t get crazy,"but one of my friends still wrote _ **douchecuntbitchslut** _! ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/27 "2008-11-19T01:45:46Z")
Shit eating pin-head and take a flying fuck at a donut. Or doughnut, as the case may be. ---
**Author:** ![Grapefruit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@Grapefruit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grapefruit)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/28 "2008-11-19T02:24:31Z")
The one I use when I’m really angry: ass sucking donkey fucker!!! ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/29 "2008-11-19T03:19:48Z")
Two-dollar Thundercunt. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/30 "2008-11-19T03:36:30Z")
> [@j666](#): > > Shit eating pin-head and take a flying fuck at a donut. > > Or doughnut, as the case may be. A _rolling_ donut, of course. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/31 "2008-11-19T03:54:59Z")
I like using the Farscape word “frell” Frelling sod off, or frelling puta for that multicultural cusser. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/32 "2008-11-19T04:00:00Z")
I always liked “syphilitic donkey-raper”. And one from Family Guy (Stewie, of course): “Damn it to pus-spewing, blood-gutted Hell!” ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/33 "2008-11-19T08:21:49Z")
I like “cock-socket” (because it’s another way of saying, well, you know…) Also in the running is “cum-bucket” (because it’s just so horrible a description for a human) And last, but not least “you dirty-bird!” (because people seem to leave me alone after I use that one 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/34 "2008-11-19T11:23:09Z")
I’m a traditionalist… something like “curse the milk on which the priest who baptised the whore that birthed him was fed” is my idea of a basic cuss. Yeah, Spanish lends itself to lots of subordinate clauses, why do you ask? 🙂 I once called a very-much-Southerner a Yank. She laughed, after realizing that it _did_ touch a nerve more than if I’d called her something less personal. “You unrecognized spawn of a murloc and a festering boil” works well for WoW addicts. You can substitute a race from the other faction instead of the boil. Calling a tauren “ugly son of a gnome” works well. Oh, and calling someone an insult usually reserved for the other gender, like “you son of an elf” if they’re female is similar to the Yank thing, people go into 😕 mode before deciding whether to get :mad: or 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/35 "2008-11-19T11:36:25Z")
Simple but effective, translated directly from marathi, and more powerful, I think, than its maternal equivalent: Sisterfucker. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/36 "2008-11-19T11:56:22Z")
I’m quite fond of (straight from the Internet) “cockmongler”. And my friend once came up with “minging motherfucking bastard of a bitch”, which never ceases to amuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/37 "2008-11-19T13:16:04Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Simple but effective, translated directly from marathi, and more powerful, I think, than its maternal equivalent: > > Sisterfucker. That’s a great one. The wedding planner guy in _Monsoon Wedding_ uses it about 100 times. That’s the only other time I’ve heard it. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/38 "2008-11-19T16:20:56Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > I like punchy, two-part words - like _Knobjockey_ or _Shagsack_ How bout _fuckwhistle_? Nobody ever says fuckwhistle anymore. 😃 Others along that theme Assclamp Fuckerballs Baglicker Prick-bastard and of course; douche-nozzle ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/39 "2008-11-19T16:46:07Z")
I’m still partial to the classic “cum burping gutter whore”. Good old Anglo-Saxon never lets you down. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/40 "2008-11-19T16:51:29Z")
Goat-felching poltroon! Combines a bit of the new and old, don’t you think? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212.md?page=3)