# creative swearing. \[warning. er... swearing\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212 "2008-11-18T00:59:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/41 "2008-11-19T16:52:37Z")
These days I’m partial to “cuntbooger”. There’s also “son/daughter of a syphilitic whoremonger” when I’m really pissed, but in polite company “malignant sow” works well. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/42 "2008-11-19T17:18:44Z")
You bunch of complete and utter Klystra nozzles. How about [yeastbenedict](http://209.85.129.132/search?q=cache:GrRpNm0qIxYJ:anusaya.com/forum/index.php%3Ftopic%3D135.0+yeastbenedict&hl=de&ct=clnk&cd=5&gl=lu), you divacup-sucking pukes? ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/43 "2008-11-19T17:48:23Z")
Oi, Cuntybollocks. Ya dewy fuckflap. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/44 "2008-11-19T18:05:06Z")
You can always go insulting without swearing. I’ve never had a chance to use it but ‘I’ll shove your arm so far down your throat you’ll wave hello every time you take a dump’ That sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/45 "2008-11-19T18:12:55Z")
That’s more threat than insult though. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/46 "2008-11-19T18:32:50Z")
> [@Kal](#): > > That’s more threat than insult though. Okay, to steal from one of my fics: ‘Whatever simian-reject you’ve got answering the phones should be shipped back to the ooze he crawled out of.’ Or ‘your abilities make a pet rock look impressive’ ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/47 "2008-11-19T18:59:24Z")
As far as insult swearing goes, I like; syphillis-infested cum bubble son of a motherless goat one-eyed worm gobbler shit-cocked ass bandit meandering miscreant siamese shitgobbler diseased dickstain nattering fucktard prick cocksucker monkey fucker cum guzzler choad licker jerkwhistle assclapper dicksmack strumpet jizzmop beatoff douche fartbag asshat whore twat cunt slag and perhaps the most offensive, Jim (for reasons I cannot repeat in a public forum). ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/48 "2008-11-19T19:39:05Z")
If I’m really pissed off at someone, they’re a “Dumbfuck shitstain” ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/49 "2008-11-19T19:44:03Z")
I’m kind of partial to “cock monger.” “Intangible erection” is another one I invented a while ago but it’s not an insult. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/50 "2008-11-19T19:59:14Z")
Nasty scumwad. Cockknocker (or if you prefer, cocknocker). Shitsquisher (a country person too dumb to kick it, so they just squish it). Dicksnot. Fartogenic cuntulating shitcock. Ass-pants. Pustule. Pusbucket. Choad-smoker. Hamsterlicker. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/51 "2008-11-19T20:25:36Z")
I thought \*A Clockwork Orange \*had some good ones. > [@](#): > > Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn’t fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/52 "2008-11-19T23:54:12Z")
I’m partial to “pendejo motherfucker”. Ripped off shamelessly from Aliens and somewhat redundant, but I like that. ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/53 "2008-11-20T00:59:32Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > I’m a traditionalist… something like “curse the milk on which the priest who baptised the whore that birthed him was fed” is my idea of a basic cuss. Please, sir, may we have some more? ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/54 "2008-11-20T01:59:36Z")
Douchenozzle. Dicksqueeze. My favorite as of now: Insufferable Prick! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212/55 "2008-11-20T04:18:47Z")
To go a bit archaic: thrice-damned whoreson! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-swearing-warning-er-swearing/473212.md?page=2)