Credit card companies, he's not just merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead!

[Baker]

@alphaboi867

I’ve been tempted to send the credit card offers my dachshund’s gotten back with his paw print on them. Back when I was a kid I managed to register my dog (not this one) to register to vote in the next state over.

My dachshund Nathan hasn’t got any offers like this. If he ever does I’ll remember what you did, but I might get a PO Box to do it.