# Creep me out, please!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 5, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597 "2003-04-05T00:59:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Plexuss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Plexuss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plexuss)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/1 "2003-04-05T00:59:14Z")

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I was just working on dinner, when the Primus CD (placed there on a whim) in my changer changed MY day.

It was song #4 off Pork Soda, lyrics which mostly say:  
Had a friend  
Took a belt  
Took a belt,  
and hung himself  
Hung himself from a doorway in the apartment where we live.

The song is ominous, as Primus can be, and by the end of it the lyrics are all mixed up. I guess I never listened closely …

Anyway it sent a chill up my spine, and started a thought process about the popular demand of horror in society, and my particular love of being creeped out, during times of stress.

I can remember reading a thread in this forum, something about “What was the scariest thing you’ve ever read?” Someone responded with an Algernon Blackwood story, “The Willows,” with a warning that it might seem tame to younger readers more familiar with Freddy and Jason.

“The Willows” keeps me up at night … and it’s one of my favorite short stories ever.

Two of the scariest movies I’ve ever seen are The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari and Nosferatu.

Anyway, to take my mind off of things, I’d really like to be creeped out.

So if anyone can suggest creepy books, short stories, movies (maybe) or songs (preferred) I’d greatly appreciate it!

Thanks in advance,  
Dawn

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**Author:** ![Skarlett244](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Skarlett244](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skarlett244)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/2 "2003-04-05T01:02:56Z")

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The movie Hound of the Baskervilles is all creep and a yard wide.

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**Author:** ![Larz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Larz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larz)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/3 "2003-04-05T01:07:33Z")

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The Horrorist - Night in New York  
its an electronica song but the lyrics freaked me out the first couple times

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/4 "2003-04-05T02:03:31Z")

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Books: Clive Barker’s Books of Blood, about anything by Ramsey Campbell, M.R. James, and Michael Slade, the Cthulhu Mythos by H.P. Lovecraft, any good collection of Poe, Carmilla by J. Sheridan le Fanu (may seem tame by today’s standards, but it’s interesting to read), The Family: (with a subtitle like The Story of Charles Manson’s Dune Buggy Legion) – this is nonfiction, but I think it is the scariest book I’ve ever read, Salem’s Lot by Stephen King, Silence of the Lambs & Hannibal by Thomas Harris.

Short Stories: “The Rats in the Walls” by Lovecraft, " “The Kings of the Sea” by Sterling Lanier, “William Wilson” & “The Black Cat” by Poe

Comic Books: Swamp Thing issues 22-87 (the issues written by Alan Moore and Rick Veitch), Sandman #6

Movies: The Haunting, Def by Temptation, Creepshow, Silence of the Lambs

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**Author:** ![Omorka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Omorka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omorka)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/5 "2003-04-05T02:06:38Z")

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Any of Stephen Crane’s poems can be a total creepfest.

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**Author:** ![Plexuss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Plexuss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plexuss)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/6 "2003-04-05T02:42:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by The Peyote Coyote \*  
> \*\* Carmilla by J. Sheridan le Fanu (may seem tame by today’s standards, but it’s interesting to read), The Family: (with a subtitle like The Story of Charles Manson’s Dune Buggy Legion) – this is nonfiction, but I think it is the scariest book I’ve ever read,
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> Short Stories: “The Rats in the Walls” by Lovecraft, " “The Kings of the Sea” by Sterling Lanier, “William Wilson” & “The Black Cat” by Poe
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> Comic Books: Swamp Thing issues 22-87 (the issues written by Alan Moore and Rick Veitch), Sandman #6
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> Movies: The Haunting, Def by Temptation, Creepshow, Silence of the Lambs \*\*

I’ve always loved “Carmilla.”  
Am avidly searching for The Family  
I’m somewhat of a Lovecraft fan. Also Poe, and I have some anthologies, but have never heard of “William Wilson,” nor am I familiar with Sterling Lanier…

Thanks for the suggestions!

If anyone reading this is interested, the creepiest short story I’ve ever read is called “Sticks.” Don’t recall the author, or where I discovered it. It’s circa WWI and contains foreshadowing of Blair Witch, but is so much better. Same premise of an ancient New English evil, stumbled upon by the author, with strange figures in trees, etc. with nasty results to members of literary society. The narrative and layout of the story is much like “Cthulu.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/7 "2003-04-05T03:06:17Z")

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Plexuss: Sterling Lanier wrote, during the '60’s and '70’s, a series of short stories and novellettes, about Brigadier ffellowes, a tough but urbane Brit who had served in some unspecified branch of his country’s Armed Forces. The Brigadier ran into supernatural/science fictional menaces all over the world. The stories originally appeared in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction and I believe they have been reprinted in a couple of collections. “Kings of the Sea” appeared in the Dann/Dozier anthology “Sea Serpents.” The Brigadier stories I’ve read are generally pretty good.

“William Wilson” is not Poe’s best-known story, but a large collection should have it. I think it is one of his best.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/8 "2003-04-05T03:11:25Z")

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Just read [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=174724) thread. _Trust me_.

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**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/9 "2003-04-05T03:41:48Z")

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Here is another reccomendation for Lovecraft. I recconmend “At the Mountains of Madness”, “The Shadow over Innsmouth”, and, of course, “The Call of Cthulhu”. Also, mods, I know of a site which as most of Lovecraft’s works online, but don’t know if I should link to it. I don’t think it violates copyright, but I want to be safe.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/10 "2003-04-05T03:44:34Z")

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“…how should I begin?”

**WARNING** : Don’t follow the links if you’re squeamish.

[This photograph](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/4234/Altargho.jpg) is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen, if that helps.

…Followed by [this cartoon](http://www.casebook.org/images/punch5.jpg) from the semi-official “Jack the Ripper” page.

And this website (Double, triple, quadruple, and quintuple WARNING) goes into the details of the [Black Dahlia](http://www.bethshort.com/murder.htm) murder. Nightmare fodder galore, I assure you.

For MUSICAL horror, I suggest the [Threnody For The Victims Of Hiroshima](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002S5H/qid=1049514211/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/002-4682855-5013626?v=glance&s=classical&n=507846) recording that I found, complete with several other frightening pieces by the same composer. “Canticum Canticorum Salomonis,” for instance, sounds like it’s being sung by wailing ghosts.

…And if you’re looking for more “existential” creepy, look in the Calvin & Hobbes book, “There’s Treasure Everywhere,” page 63, at the snowman that Calvin created. Welcome to My World.

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**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/11 "2003-04-05T03:54:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Plexuss \*  
> \*\*If anyone reading this is interested, the creepiest short story I’ve ever read is called “Sticks.” Don’t recall the author, or where I discovered it. It’s circa WWI and contains foreshadowing of Blair Witch, but is so much better. Same premise of an ancient New English evil, stumbled upon by the author, with strange figures in trees, etc. with nasty results to members of literary society. The narrative and layout of the story is much like “Cthulu.” \*\*

Oh, excellent story. It was written by [Karl Edward Wagner](http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/authors/Karl_Edward_Wagner.htm), and can be found in several anthologies.

Ranchoth, your first link (scariest photo) didn’t work for me; it says “page not available.”

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**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/12 "2003-04-05T05:40:55Z")

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There’s a song called “Untidy Suicides” by the band Alice Donut that is very creepy. It’s about a man being unnecessarily questioned about his girlfriend’s suicide while her body is still hanging in the room. It ends with the singer screaming over and over “I don’t know, I don’t know, just cut her down please.”

Creeeeepy.

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/13 "2003-04-05T07:12:42Z")

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Play _Silent Hill_ or _Silent Hill 2_. The latter game has the added bonus of monster porn. Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/14 "2003-04-05T07:41:57Z")

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One from the vaults…

I submit to you the [Very Vaguely Creepy Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30758).

Somewhere around the middle of the first page is where it really kicks into gear, and then the rest of the thread stays pretty creepy.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/15 "2003-04-05T08:45:23Z")

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Strange…the first photo link was working just fine when I posted it. :dubious: :eek:

Well, in any case, [here’s](http://www.castleofspirits.com/hoodmonk.html) a link to another site with the photo.

Granted, for the full effect, you have to be 12 years old, housesitting alone, and watching an episode of “Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World” at 10 pm in the middle of winter.

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**Author:** ![Short\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Short\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/16 "2003-04-05T09:02:57Z")

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The site I suppose you’re referring to, **DreadCthulhu** , has a notice that claims that all of Lovecraft’s story are in the public domain. Though it all sounds legit, I’m not completely convinced, so I’m not going to post the link either. It should be easy to find.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/17 "2003-04-05T09:16:41Z")

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (the writer of Sherlock Holmes) has also written a couple of short stories that were more or less spine-chilling to me. See for example his _Supernatural tales_ (there are more, all with ‘tales’ in the title).

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/18 "2003-04-05T15:18:30Z")

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Jesus Christ, there’s a thread called “Lisa Marie Presley really did schtup Michael Jackson” right above this one. How much creepier can you get??

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/19 "2003-04-05T16:07:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \*  
> \*\*Strange…the first photo link was working just fine when I posted it. :dubious: :eek:
> 
> Well, in any case, [here’s](http://www.castleofspirits.com/hoodmonk.html) a link to another site with the photo.
> 
> Granted, for the full effect, you have to be 12 years old, housesitting alone, and watching an episode of “Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World” at 10 pm in the middle of winter. \*\*

Dude! It’s the bad mutha-fugger from [Scream!](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0117571) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creep-me-out-please/166597/20 "2003-04-05T16:49:27Z")

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Maybe you’ll like this: [Ghosts](http://www.jkcinema.com/runflash.asp?id=legends3ghosts&name=Urban%20Legends%20Series:%20Ghosts&width=350&height=300&quality=high). Takes a while to load. And no, it’s not one of those animations where suddenly there’s a hideous face and a huge scream…

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