# Creepiest Halloween Songs

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 22, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427 "2015-10-22T04:56:14Z")
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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/1 "2015-10-22T04:56:14Z")

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Honestly, how is it not Judas Priest’s “The Ripper”? I’m not talking about novelty songs, but ones that are seriously creepy. And they have to be rock songs.

Aside from maybe Pantera’s “Cemetary Gates”, I can’t think of a better candidate.

It’s short, heavy, scary and has all the operatic heavy metal singing you could want. Pretty creepy tune. Got one better?

If you counter with “Monster Mash” I’m going to kill you.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/coLvuP7hQCA/hqdefault.jpg "Judas Priest - The Ripper") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coLvuP7hQCA)

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/2 "2015-10-22T05:16:35Z")

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[quote=“FoieGrasIsEvil, post:1, topic:735427”]

Honestly, how is it not Judas Priest’s “The Ripper”? I’m not talking about novelty songs, but ones that are seriously creepy. And they have to be rock songs.

Aside from maybe Pantera’s “Cemetary Gates”, I can’t think of a better candidate.

It’s short, heavy, scary and has all the operatic heavy metal singing you could want. Pretty creepy tune. Got one better?

If you counter with “Monster Mash” I’m going to kill you.

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Nonsense.

Halloween songs, by definition _have_ to be novelty songs.

And there’s really just the one (which the OP doesn’t want to hear about), unless you want to go with [The Headless Horseman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNSKrH8hHo)

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### Author: ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/3 "2015-10-22T05:22:39Z")

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Spooky Scary Skeletons

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K2rwxs1gH9w/hqdefault.jpg "Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w)

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/4 "2015-10-22T05:24:22Z")

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Cemetary Gates: [Pantera - Cemetery Gates (Official Music Video) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVMvART9kb8)

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/5 "2015-10-22T05:25:41Z")

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And no, novelty songs are automatically disqualified. There’s nothing creepy about them.

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/6 "2015-10-22T05:26:42Z")

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The video makes the song a lot less scary. Listen to it with lyrics only.

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/7 "2015-10-22T05:30:39Z")

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[quote=“PSXer, post:3, topic:735427”]

Spooky Scary Skeletons

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GTFO of here with that nonsense.

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/8 "2015-10-22T05:35:14Z")

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Rob Halford is coming for your young males on a Harley. That should make you cream in protest.

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/9 "2015-10-22T05:37:06Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Nonsense.
> 
> Halloween songs, by definition _have_ to be novelty songs.
> 
> And there’s really just the one (which the OP doesn’t want to hear about), unless you want to go with [The Headless Horseman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNSKrH8hHo)

C’mon man. Cartoons don’t count. SCARE ME.

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/10 "2015-10-22T05:55:34Z")

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Alice Cooper, [“The Awakening.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oleulg-rv8g) (Alternate Version.)

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/11 "2015-10-22T06:46:51Z")

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It’s not going to be in your wheelhouse of ‘rock’, so I suspect I may be flayed or whatever, but when I want creepy music I go to Salem.

[King Night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw0MaRCqxf8) rocks, and this fan video is full of super creepy imagery - nuns, devils, suicides.

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/12 "2015-10-22T07:21:27Z")

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Might as well get this one out the way early: ["Bela Lugosi’s Dead"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY)by Bauhaus.

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/13 "2015-10-22T07:29:56Z")

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Dead Mans Party

Oingo Boingo

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/14 "2015-10-22T08:37:20Z")

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I have a Halloween playlist that’s about 28 hours long. It runs the gamut from novelty-ish (no, not Monster Mash’s ilk) stuff to metal and alternative to movie songs (gotta have some Rocky Horror and Nightmare Before Christmas). Since the OP is looking for more metal stuff, well there’s pretty much everything Type O Negative, but for one that specifically mentions Halloween I gotta go with Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare -All) [Type O Negative - Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare -All) [HD Remaster] [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFwYJYl5GUQ), because loving you was like loving the dead.

I’ll also throw in Raining Gold by ARO, as it’s fairly recent [ARO - Raining Gold - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KToT4MaglaM) and I like the song, and the video is pretty WTF and well done.

Then there’s fun stuff like Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton ["Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton - Moontalk Productions [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qIUuExQmQ) which isn’t scary, but can’t argue about musical chops and certainly something to add to a Halloween party playlist.

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/15 "2015-10-22T11:16:55Z")

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> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#):
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> Then there’s fun stuff like Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qIUuExQmQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qIUuExQmQ) which isn’t scary, but can’t argue about musical chops and certainly something to add to a Halloween party playlist.

Coulton also has “Creepy Doll” (which is, well, creepy) and “Blue Sunny Day” (which isn’t, but involves a vampire).

And his colleagues-in-song Paul and Storm have “Live” (a rather sweet Frankenstein-esque song) and “Cruel, Cruel Moon” (about how werewolves can complicate your love life).

I can’t think of any rock songs that are creepy per se. I suppose one could add QotSA’s “Burn the Witch” to the playlist but it’s not very disturbing.

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/16 "2015-10-22T13:54:09Z")

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Several years ago I had a tape I made for Halloween which was basically a loop of the instrumental part of Pink Floyd’s “Echoes” (the part that sounds like screeching seagulls) and the instrumental part of Genesis’ “Waiting Room” (a.k.a. “The Evil Jam”) from The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.

Also a shout out to Alan Parsons Project “Fall of the House of Usher” from Tales of Mystery and Imagination.

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/17 "2015-10-22T14:00:48Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> C’mon man. Cartoons don’t count. SCARE ME.

Your wife’s pregnant with triplets.

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/18 "2015-10-22T14:23:37Z")

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The Ballad of Dwight fry by Alice Cooper. The delightful story of a man in an insane asylum who apparently terrorized kids. “I"d like to see all those little children, she’s only 4 years old I’d give her back all of her play things even the ones I stole.”

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/19 "2015-10-22T14:46:09Z")

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Intruder by Peter Gabriel

3rd album  
\*I know something about opening windows and doors  
I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors  
I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers  
Slipping the clippers  
Slipping the clippers through the telephone wires  
The sense of isolation inspires  
Inspires me  
\*

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#### Post date: [October 22, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-halloween-songs/735427/20 "2015-10-22T14:52:11Z")

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Possum Kingdom by the Toadies.

\*Make up your mind  
Decide to walk with me  
Around the lake tonight  
Around the lake tonight  
By my side  
By my side

I’m not gonna lie  
I’ll not be a gentleman  
Behind the boathouse  
I’ll show you my dark secret

I’m not gonna lie  
I want you for mine  
My blushing bride  
My lover, be my lover yeah…

Don’t be afraid  
I don’t mean to scare you  
So help me Jesus\*

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