# Creepiest possibly slash pairings **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 18, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577 "2008-10-18T23:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/21 "2008-10-19T02:07:26Z")
There’s always Fred and George Weasley. And Voldemort and Harry, which is just “WTH” on many levels. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/22 "2008-10-19T02:11:57Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Repeat after me. That was not Cordelia. That was not Cordelia. THAT WAS NOT CORDELIA! > > Cordelia’s primary value to Angel, above even the visions, is that she was the sane member of the group. Fucking her almost-son tain’t sane. That was the verifiably-nutjobbish Jasmine. You’re right of course - but the audience doesn’t find that out for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/23 "2008-10-19T02:13:39Z")
> [@Rysto](#): > > [obsessive fan]15. Hermione turns 15 early in September of fourth year.[/obsessive fan] > > Anyway, I can easily top Hermione/Snape. > > Hermione/Lockhart or Ginny/Tom Riddle are both way, way creepier. Anybody/Lockhart is creepy, really. Voldemort does vile things in order to rule the world and live forever. Lockhart does (somewhat less) vile things to get on TV. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/24 "2008-10-19T02:15:07Z")
> [@Andy\_L](#): > > You’re right of course - but the audience doesn’t find that out for a while. I was very lucky. That was the only episode of the fourth season I missed in the first run, so though I knew it had happened I got to miss the actual fucking. By the time I saw it I knew that was the the Cordelia I knew and loved. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/25 "2008-10-19T02:19:04Z")
> [@Stauderhorse](#): > > There’s always Fred and George Weasley. And Voldemort and Harry, which is just “WTH” on many levels. I’m glad I spoilered my find if this is the worst you’ve found. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/26 "2008-10-19T02:23:11Z")
I’ve seen Harry Potter pairings that I severely hope were a joke (Ron/giant squid is the classic one). I’ve seen Digimon fics that _weren’t_ jokes, that made me fear my generation (underage non-consensual, homosexual, incest. Sometimes with bestiality, depending on how you consider the Digimon). I’m sure there are Pokemon fics that are worse. I’ve seen Charizard/Ash, but at least it was consensual. I refuse to think about the size differences. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/27 "2008-10-19T02:26:21Z")
Data/Wesley Crusher Dobby/Hermoine (remember S.P.E.W.?) D’Argo/Rigel Lord Percy/Baldrick ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/28 "2008-10-19T02:26:40Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > I’ve seen Harry Potter pairings that I severely hope were a joke (Ron/giant squid is the classic one). > > I’ve seen Digimon fics that _weren’t_ jokes, that made me fear my generation (underage non-consensual, homosexual, incest. Sometimes with bestiality, depending on how you consider the Digimon). I’m sure there are Pokemon fics that are worse. I’ve seen Charizard/Ash, but at least it was consensual. I refuse to think about the size differences. I know very little of Digimon or Pokemon, and I believe I shall retain my innocence. Sometimes ignorance should be embraced rather than battled. ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/29 "2008-10-19T02:34:54Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > “May”? > > I know of an even worse Narnia pairing, but I’ll keep it to myself. Neil Gaiman wrote a short story called _The Problem with Susan_ which 'shipped Aslan and the Witch. No underage there, but still quite successfully icky. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/30 "2008-10-19T02:36:36Z")
> [@Idlewild](#): > > Neil Gaiman wrote a short story called _The Problem with Susan_ which 'shipped Aslan and the Witch. > > No underage there, but still quite successfully icky. Gods of Earth, Sea, Air, & New Jersey! How blatant did I have to be in asking not to be reminded of that ? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/31 "2008-10-19T02:37:54Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > I’m glad I spoilered my find if this is the worst you’ve found. Nah, I’m sure there are much weirder ones I’m blocking out. In regards to your pairing…yeah, that’s pretty bad. ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/32 "2008-10-19T02:46:05Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Gods of Earth, Sea, Air, & New Jersey! How blatant did I have to be in asking not to be reminded of that ? 🆒 Ah yeah, but you know, for the folks playing along at home who want to have to bleach their eyeballs. Because nothing’s better on a Saturday night than a good hydrogen peroxide eye wash. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/33 "2008-10-19T02:49:20Z")
> [@Idlewild](#): > > Ah yeah, but you know, for the folks playing along at home who want to have to bleach their eyeballs. > > Because nothing’s better on a Saturday night than a good hydrogen peroxide eye wash. It’s too late to rationalize it. I have already released my ::checks schedule to see which improbable assassins I’m using this week :: sulfuric-acid-spitting turkeys and commanded them to seek out and discipline you. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/34 "2008-10-19T02:54:39Z")
I remember a discussion of Heroes in the first season where some people noted that the chemistry between Nathan and Peter was so strong that some might consider them a slash pairing. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/35 "2008-10-19T02:56:50Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I know very little of Digimon or Pokemon, and I believe I shall retain my innocence. Sometimes ignorance should be embraced rather than battled. QFT. Some days I wish I could be as innocent as everyone thinks I am. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/36 "2008-10-19T02:58:58Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > I remember a discussion of Heroes in the first season where some people noted that the chemistry between Nathan and Peter was so strong that some might consider them a slash pairing. Considering the way that family gets around, it’s conceivable that every pairing and potential pairing on the show is incestuous. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/37 "2008-10-19T03:04:54Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > QFT. Some days I wish I could be as innocent as everyone thinks I am. Fear not. After the conquest I shall have your memories removed, as you know enough of my weaknesses to be a danger but I cannot bear to murder a 'Cats fan. Once the hippocampus-scrambler is done with you, you will believe yourself to be Wiley Kit. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/38 "2008-10-19T03:29:36Z")
In the tradition of _Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice_, _Fred and Ethel and Lucy and Ricky_ _Dry County: Grandpa Walton and the Baldwin Sisters_ (“70 is a long time to wait to lose your virginity, but sometimes it’s worth it…”) Stefan Urquelle and Steve Urkel Robotic kiddie porn with _Small Wonder_ Laura Ingalls and Mr. Edwards (“now _that_ was a half-pint”) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/39 "2008-10-19T03:33:17Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Laura Ingalls and Mr. Edwards (“now _that_ was a half-pint”) Fool of a Took! It is pointless to do slash with Little House on the Prairie! They have CLOWN RAPE as it is! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/40 "2008-10-19T03:36:21Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Fool of a Took! It is pointless to do slash with Little House on the Prairie! They have CLOWN RAPE as it is! Absolutely not true. That clown was not raped. (And the girl was practically asking for it.) _Complete total aside_: I remember when that episode aired. At school the next day we were all saying “So did she die or not?”, because it actually didn’t make it clear. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577.md?page=3)