# Creepiest possibly slash pairings **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 18, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577 "2008-10-18T23:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Anduinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Anduinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anduinel)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/81 "2008-10-20T09:22:07Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > And, back to the subject at hand, I once saw a bit of X-Men fanart that shipped a Sentinel and…the Blackbird. It was actually rather sweet. Heh. That reminds me of a cute!fic I read that slashed Nightcrawler’s tail and Angel’s wings. It was creepy…but still somehow cute. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/82 "2008-10-20T09:32:53Z")
Zapp Brannigan/Idio (from the Doris L. Piserchia short story, “We Are Idio.” Actually, Idio and anyone, but Brannigan would be particularly wrong because, and this is the horrifying part, it wouldn’t be noncon. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/83 "2008-10-20T13:29:46Z")
For those of you that are fans of the Thundercats **SkaldtR, STG** , do yourselves a favor, and don’t do a google search (unfiltered) for “Fuckercats”. The artwork is spot on, and the pairings are… interesting. Though, upon reading what I’ve just written, and reviewing the rest of the thread, I am certain our closeted deviant Thunderan has probably got it saved on her hard drive. ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/84 "2008-10-20T13:52:15Z")
Antoine de St Expuery/The Little Prince ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/85 "2008-10-20T13:58:17Z")
Chtulhu/Shub-Niggurath. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/86 "2008-10-20T13:59:35Z")
Freddy/Jason. Now **that’s** a slash story! 😃 “I knew it was true love, when twelve bystanders died of the foreplay!” ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/87 "2008-10-20T14:03:02Z")
If we’re going to be including art, I shall forever remember the day when a girl commissioned “Alan Moore slash” from Ghastly of Ghastly’s Comic and…he decided to be a literal minded smartass. :eek::eek::eek: I’m still not sure if the commission was real or not. He’s got a weird enough sense of humor I wouldn’t put it past him. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/88 "2008-10-20T14:15:27Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Dobby/Hermoine (remember S.P.E.W.?) Yeah, I’ll bet there was some spewing. 🙂 I am going to hell for that one. Harry/Mrs. Weasley or Mr. Weasley for that matter. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/89 "2008-10-20T14:41:21Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > Calvin/Hobbes. > Now where did I put that brain bleach? Oh, please. That’s just masturbation. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/90 "2008-10-20T14:52:05Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > Calvin/Hobbes. > Now where did I put that brain bleach? > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Oh, please. That’s just masturbation. Or beastiality. Don’t use all that bleach, I could use some. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/91 "2008-10-20T15:15:02Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > Calvin/Hobbes. [Transmogrification](http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/20/transmogrification.html), by Hyperfocused. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/92 "2008-10-20T16:24:02Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > For those of you that are fans of the Thundercats **SkaldtR, STG** , do yourselves a favor, and don’t do a google search (unfiltered) for “Fuckercats”. > > The artwork is spot on, and the pairings are… interesting. > > Though, upon reading what I’ve just written, and reviewing the rest of the thread, I am certain our closeted deviant Thunderan has probably got it saved on her hard drive. Is that the one that was in Portuguese? Cuz Honestly, I found it boring after reading other really really wrong Thundercats fic. Actually as I recall, it was less squicky than the Dark Horse comics (Mumm-ra / Wilykit. Urgh.) I can link you to a fan archive that’ll blow your mind. (Thundercats / Planeteers ending with Jaga/Gaia is one of them.) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/93 "2008-10-20T16:26:52Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Is that the one that was in Portuguese? Cuz Honestly, I found it boring after reading other really really wrong Thundercats fic. Actually as I recall, it was less squicky than the Dark Horse comics (Mumm-ra / Wilykit. Urgh.) I can link you to a fan archive that’ll blow your mind. (Thundercats / Planeteers ending with Jaga/Gaia is one of them.) I thought we agreed that I would murder everyone responsible for that comic, and you, in return, would never mention it again. Also, can I have that link? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/94 "2008-10-20T16:36:37Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Is that the one that was in Portuguese? Cuz Honestly, I found it boring after reading other really really wrong Thundercats fic. Actually as I recall, it was less squicky than the Dark Horse comics (Mumm-ra / Wilykit. Urgh.) I can link you to a fan archive that’ll blow your mind. (Thundercats / Planeteers ending with Jaga/Gaia is one of them.) It may have been, I’m not sure. I figured it might have rated, as it was more “visual” than a story, for most folks. It appears my idea is pretty minor league. Huh. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/95 "2008-10-20T17:10:22Z")
> [@Risha](#): > > [Transmogrification](http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/20/transmogrification.html), by Hyperfocused. That was… kind of oddly sweet, in a way. Oh my God, what has the Internet _done_ to me?!? ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/96 "2008-10-20T17:16:58Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > That was… kind of oddly sweet, in a way. > > Oh my God, what has the Internet _done_ to me?!? I know, I know… _pats reassuringly_ I have that same reaction all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/97 "2008-10-20T17:21:03Z")
> [@Risha](#): > > [Transmogrification](http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/20/transmogrification.html), by Hyperfocused. Gods of Earth & Air! I’m having a positive emotional reaction to fanfic. Someone will pay for this. And by “someone” I mean “everyone but my wife.” ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/98 "2008-10-20T17:36:20Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Gods of Earth & Air! > > I’m having a positive emotional reaction to fanfic. > > Someone will pay for this. And by “someone” I mean “everyone but my wife.” Hey! Don’t include me in there. (Haven’t read it, not going to read it. As sick as I am, I don’t do underage porn) > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I thought we agreed that I would murder everyone responsible for that comic, and you, in return, would never mention it again. > > Also, can I have that link? Well what are you waiting for, dammit? It seems it’s finally gone offline, but I’m sure some of the stuff on Cheezey’s site will destroy your brain too (especially anything by RD) - [noparse][http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/fanfic/weirdstories.html[/noparse]](http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/fanfic/weirdstories.html%5B/noparse%5D) Hey! The Captain Planet crossover is there - it was written by Casca. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/99 "2008-10-20T17:41:27Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Hey! Don’t include me in there. (Haven’t read it, not going to read it. As sick as I am, I don’t do underage porn) It’s not underaged porn, except perhaps in the most technical paragraph-of-teenage-semi-masturbation sense. It’s about Calvin growing up, covering ages 6 to post-doctorate. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577/100 "2008-10-20T17:46:12Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Hey! Don’t include me in there. (Haven’t read it, not going to read it. As sick as I am, I don’t do underage porn) You know the monkeys have standing orders not to eat, murder, rape, assault, molest, humilate, or administer wet willies to you unless it’s absolutely necessary. > [@](#): > > Well what are you waiting for, dammit? I checked, and they’re all in California, so I have a small antimatter meteor in cloaked geosynchronous orbit ready to oblterate the lot of them (and also Disney studios). I’m just waiting for you to go on vacation. I mean, you haven’t actaully SAID “Skaldimus, please don’t accidentally murder me during one of your massively disproporation acts of vengeance,” but I took it as a given. Was I wrong? Also, what Risha said. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepiest-possibly-slash-pairings/468577.md?page=6)