# Creepy baby dolls so lifelike police busting car windows to "save" it **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 15, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-baby-dolls-so-lifelike-police-busting-car-windows-to-save-it/456588 "2008-07-15T18:48:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-baby-dolls-so-lifelike-police-busting-car-windows-to-save-it/456588/41 "2008-07-16T20:07:21Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] When the police officer smashes the window and discovers that the call out has been a complete waste of time, because the trapped infant is in fact a spooky rubber replica - he or she gets automatic license to smash all the other windows too. And the headlights. [/QUOTE] No, no, no. The officer must replace the broken window. However, he will be expected to take a shit in the doll carrier and rub the feces all over the doll before sealing up the car again. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-baby-dolls-so-lifelike-police-busting-car-windows-to-save-it/456588/42 "2008-07-16T21:46:25Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] No, no, no. The officer must replace the broken window. However, he will be expected to take a shit in the doll carrier and rub the feces all over the doll before sealing up the car again. [/QUOTE] Or deposit a little nugget of turd in the creepy fake rubber baby’s pants. That would be priceless. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-baby-dolls-so-lifelike-police-busting-car-windows-to-save-it/456588/43 "2008-07-16T22:36:24Z")
I have to agree: Creepy and very, very sad. That woman in the video; all was missing is a padded room and pjs. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-baby-dolls-so-lifelike-police-busting-car-windows-to-save-it/456588/44 "2008-07-16T22:52:54Z")
I watched the video. I am sitting here heartsick and nauseated. What ARE babies to these women? The joy of having a baby is the joy of watching them expand their world and grow and respond to you and your world. Christ. I think I’m going to be sick. And the woman who makes them: she admits she misses the attention that a newborn brings–I wonder what her kids think of all this. Mummy prefers a fake baby to you, all grown up now? Like the shock sell technique, too–I hope she’s arrested some day, going up to people and offering to sell her “baby”. Gah. ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-baby-dolls-so-lifelike-police-busting-car-windows-to-save-it/456588/45 "2008-07-17T00:28:39Z")
Oh my, I just got home and watched the video. Wow, that’s disturbing. Especially the first guy she talks to at the market, I was waiting for him to say “Oooh, what a beautiful baby. Get In My Belly!” And, as if the lady at the end didn’t already need therapy for seperation anxiety for her lost son, I can’t imagine what therapy she will need after seeing the real baby in the clutches of death wrapped in a plastic bag. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-baby-dolls-so-lifelike-police-busting-car-windows-to-save-it/456588/47 "2017-07-26T16:32:03Z")
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