# Creepy Commercial

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** commercials-ads\
**Created:** [October 8, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477 "2019-10-08T15:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/1 "2019-10-08T15:17:24Z")

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Have you seen [this creepy commercial](https://youtu.be/YPV4O20jQzE)?

It’s just got inappropriate written all over it. A teacher/principal who sniffs her dirty laundry, then fantasizes about inappropriately touching a female student, then having a male student sniff her while she’s bent over at the water fountain.

Creepy.

And dammit, the song/video is stuck in my head. I guess that _is_ the purpose of advertising.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/2 "2019-10-08T15:31:46Z")

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Grannies need lovin too 🆒 🆒:eek:

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**Author:** ![TheCuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thecuse/32/2854_2.png) [@TheCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheCuse)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/3 "2019-10-08T15:37:43Z")

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I’ve seen it lots of times. It’s definitely weird to me.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/4 "2019-10-08T15:40:39Z")

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You might want to check out [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829826).

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/5 "2019-10-08T15:47:50Z")

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I saw that. The actress is certainly unusual looking. Yep. It’s creepy.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/6 "2019-10-08T15:51:12Z")

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It’s almost too bizarre and weird to be creepy.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/7 "2019-10-08T17:38:48Z")

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Last time I saw a jaw like that it was on a Bear-trap.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/8 "2019-10-08T17:55:59Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I saw that. The actress is certainly unusual looking. Yep. It’s creepy.

My first thought was, man, Denise Crosby didn’t age well.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/9 "2019-10-08T20:07:10Z")

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WTF did I just watch? 😕

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/10 "2019-10-08T21:10:48Z")

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How about this [one from](https://youtu.be/SE_ccFHjL_w?t=409) China’s One Child policy.  
It should be queued up, but it starts at about 6:50 and when it returns back to the John Oliver clip that it’s in the middle of, it’s NSFW.  
I couldn’t find it on it’s own.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/11 "2019-10-08T23:11:47Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> My first thought was, man, Denise Crosby didn’t age well.

I was thinking Geena Davis has really aged.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/12 "2019-10-09T02:58:10Z")

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Wow, it’s almost like Tim and Eric got a commercial contract, but the production values aren’t completely terrifying.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/13 "2019-10-09T11:53:29Z")

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The woman certainly is distinct looking;I think she looks pretty good, and I imagine she was / is a model. I don’t really find it any weirder than the other inane ads this company usually airs. It seems to be their thing. As for the inappropriate touching of the female student, I \*think \*she supposed to be waving her amazing smelling shirt under her nose.The older woman(the principal?) is clearly caught up in her own badassedness.I don’t think it’s meant to be sexual at all. The young man sniffing her back is an odd choice though.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/14 "2019-10-09T12:36:23Z")

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I had to watch the commercial twice, to fully appreciate just how creepy it is. And it was even creepier the second time.

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/15 "2019-10-09T13:26:23Z")

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Shit, it almost makes me miss that damn teddy bear.

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**Author:** ![Analog-Aptitude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Analog-Aptitude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Analog-Aptitude)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/16 "2019-11-24T19:32:15Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> My first thought was, man, Denise Crosby didn’t age well.

Ha!  
Mine was Jennifer Coolidge.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/17 "2019-11-24T19:42:26Z")

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[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/ROMY_2012_19_Jennifer_Coolidge_%28cropped%29.jpg/220px-ROMY_2012_19_Jennifer_Coolidge_%28cropped%29.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/ROMY_2012_19_Jennifer_Coolidge_%28cropped%29.jpg/220px-ROMY_2012_19_Jennifer_Coolidge_%28cropped%29.jpg)

Try this link. You truncated the initial “htt”.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/18 "2019-11-25T04:14:24Z")

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Smelling her own laundry is fine–it’s a normal thing done in laundry commercials, even if done in a way that you don’t do in real life.

But the almost slap of the girl is odd, and I can’t really read the guy sniffing her clothes as anything but sexual. It reads exactly like when those old body spray ads would have a girl sniffing her.

Sniffing people like that just has a sexual tinge. The same exaggeration for laundry doesn’t work with people.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/19 "2019-11-25T04:55:03Z")

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She certainly is a “handsome” woman.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creepy-commercial/841477/20 "2019-11-25T05:06:27Z")

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She certainly is a handsome “woman”.

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