# Crematoriums

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crematoriums/654050
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 26, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crematoriums/654050 "2013-03-26T22:11:10Z")
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### Author: ![Fallsguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bb73d2/32.png) [@Fallsguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fallsguy)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crematoriums/654050/1 "2013-03-26T22:11:10Z")

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Do crematoriums charge by the pound, like butchers do, $1.99 a lb or whatever?.  
I’m thinking since my tissues, organs, etc, will be donated when I die, I should get a better rate since I will weigh less.  
It would take less gas to do the job.

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### Author: ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2013, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crematoriums/654050/2 "2013-03-26T23:25:53Z")

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The ones my family have used have always charged a flat rate per, uh, person.

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### Author: ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crematoriums/654050/3 "2013-03-27T21:59:01Z")

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Charging by the pound (or even charging extra for severly obese subjects) would be a PR nightmare. I do know that extra-large coffins cost more than normal ones and it’s possible for someone to be obese to safely cremate (at least intact).
