# Crispy Bacon, or Fatty Bacon?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 12, 2019, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689 "2019-10-12T19:33:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/41 "2019-10-13T15:25:49Z")

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firm, not crunchy, but not floppy either.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/42 "2019-10-13T18:17:42Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> > [@scabpicker](#):
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> > Personally, I like it mostly crispy, but a little bendy and a little burnt in between.
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> No offense, but I’m not taking meat-texture advice from anyone named scabpicker.

Well, I’m not really saying you should take my advice even if I had a different name. It’s an odd way to prefer bacon, but it’s what I’m shooting for when I make it.

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**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/43 "2019-10-13T18:36:24Z")

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**Gristlepicker**? :o

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/44 "2019-10-13T19:21:33Z")

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Heheheeh, somehow that sounds even worse. 🙂

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/45 "2019-10-13T19:31:28Z")

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depends on the cut the cure and cooking method

in other words could be barely heated to carcino-crisp

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**Author:** ![Squid\_Baby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Squid\_Baby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squid_Baby)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/46 "2019-10-15T11:13:29Z")

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Mostly the second option but sometimes I like to change it up. Or it’ll depend on how I’ll use it, the first option is good when I’m using bacon as a topping.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/47 "2019-10-15T11:39:09Z")

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Having been introduced to bacon in Boy Scouts, I go used to bacon burned to a crisp, and frequently carbonized.

If the bacon is at all “fatty” or even bendable, it feels “raw” to me.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/48 "2019-10-15T12:47:49Z")

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The only time I don’t cook bacon crispy is for seasoning beans.

I’ll put 5 cut up slices in my pot. Cook for a few minutes to get slightly brown and release the fat. Add beans or peas & cover with water. Add garlic powder, Salt & pepper. Bring to boil, cover pot and then simmer for at least an hour.

Best seasoned beans or peas you can eat. 😉 We usually use frozen baby limas, butter beans or purple hull peas.

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/49 "2019-10-15T15:03:22Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Depends on what it’s for. Crispy is best when it’s a breakfast side dish; anything but crispy when used in a sandwich.

Nope! I always want my bacon crispy, especially in a sandwich. Nothing worse than taking a bite of sandwich and have a blubbery piece of bacon stretch out. :eek:

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/50 "2019-10-15T16:00:14Z")

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I’m surprised at the popularity of crispy bacon. I don’t find it appealing at all and would rather do without.

In any case, it would be sausage, any kind, over bacon every time.  
Corned beef hash, too.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-bacon-or-fatty-bacon/841689/51 "2019-10-15T21:42:18Z")

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Only though Oven Cooking can Perfect Bacon be achieved.

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