# Crispy Cleavage **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 27, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676 "2007-01-27T03:11:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/1 "2007-01-27T03:11:54Z")
That was the title of the spam I just caught in my spam filter. Apparently, it was sent to me by … me. Cleavage I’ll take. I prefer mine with a soft crust, though. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/2 "2007-01-27T04:26:15Z")
I like Cleavage as much as the next guy. Probably more, in fact. But I feel that cleavage, like Kreme, ought not to be “Krispy” ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/3 "2007-01-27T04:32:38Z")
I wish I got stuff like that instead of the endless offers of bestiality. All of my spam messages seem to involve sex with horses. I recall one particularly amusing one: the subject line was “fuk on farm :-)” and it was from “Angus Abdul.” I got a mental image of a kilted and turbaned Arab Scotsman smiling as he opened the barn door. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/4 "2007-01-27T05:37:28Z")
Most of my spam lately is either of the random adjective-noun or ajdective-pronoun-noun variety, supposed shills for job offers, or “OEM software” spam. There’s always v1a’6ra and “don’t have a small penis any longer ?” entries, but lately they’ve been eclipsed by the others. I get a lot of spam – probably on the order of 60-70 pieces a day. Fortunately I also have a very adept proxy that catches them all. As to the question of cleavage – I’ll take all ya got, but for Og’s sake slap some SPF-50 on those babies. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/5 "2007-01-27T08:56:13Z")
I got an email from Jesus yesterday. The subject line was “Been saved?” Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_C](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Captain\_C](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_C)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/6 "2007-01-27T09:39:54Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] I wish I got stuff like that instead of the endless offers of bestiality. All of my spam messages seem to involve sex with horses. I recall one particularly amusing one: the subject line was “fuk on farm :-)” and it was from “Angus Abdul.” I got a mental image of a kilted and turbaned Arab Scotsman smiling as he opened the barn door. [/QUOTE] What the heck kind of mailing lists have you been on?!?! Wait, don’t answer that. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/7 "2007-01-27T10:30:37Z")
Crispy Cleavage… hmm… dare I say, BAND NAME?! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/8 "2007-01-27T10:33:37Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax. [/QUOTE] The Lord is risen indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/9 "2007-01-27T15:19:28Z")
There might be a market for Crispy Cleavage among GILF fanciers. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/10 "2007-01-27T15:32:49Z")
When I first saw _“Crispy Cleavage”_ in the tittle, I pictured a buxom lass with two heads of Boston lettuce in her bra. (_)(_) Yes, I meant to spell it that way. ---
**Author:** ![StuffLikeThatThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@StuffLikeThatThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StuffLikeThatThere)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/11 "2007-01-27T15:36:04Z")
I thought this was going to be about a very painful case of sunburn. Not that I’d know anything about that. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/12 "2007-01-27T18:06:30Z")
Gmail is so frickin’ sweet. I don’t get much Evil Spam\* in my inbox. \*you guessed it. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/13 "2007-01-27T18:56:58Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] I got an email from Jesus yesterday. The subject line was “Been saved?” Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax. [/QUOTE] Did it include [this ad](http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1264/jesusviagrasmall9bx.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/14 "2007-01-27T20:11:25Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] I got an email from Jesus yesterday. The subject line was “Been saved?” Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax. [/QUOTE] And you thought all he could raise was the dead! Yep, I’m gon’ to Hell, express lane, extra torment! Sorry, I didn’t see MEBuckner’s post before I posted. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/15 "2007-01-27T21:13:29Z")
You know you’re a food addict when the thread title makes you think of fried chicken breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/16 "2007-01-27T22:41:04Z")
[QUOTE=MEBuckner] The Lord is risen indeed. [/QUOTE] Dammit, that was hilarious. Hell Express? Yes, that’s me! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/17 "2007-01-27T23:21:23Z")
I sent myself an e-mail to my yahoo account. I am quite miffed. The subject line is None and there’s an attachment. Some idjit has hijacked my account and is using it to send out a virus. I’m considering sliding everything over to my gmail account. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crispy-cleavage/389676/18 "2007-01-28T04:32:05Z")
Most people don’t appreciate how difficult it is to get perfect cleavage - you want it hard in the middle but soft everywhere else.