# Crooked Penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [December 20, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127 "2002-12-20T22:33:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127/21 "2002-12-24T05:36:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by arachnidlove \* > \*\*My X had the same thing. It always pointed to the left. I’ve seen some that point down, straight out, and up. Don’t worry so much about it. \*\* This could rapidly turn into a Sex and the City discussion… so I’ll just say each little fella is different and special. Trust me. Some are just more special than others. 😃 In case you were wondering, here’s what **Jillcat** is referring to (I think): [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001020.html](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001020.html) ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127/22 "2002-12-24T14:08:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blandart \* > \*\*Sunstone, you dope! If this guy was having the serious problems you mentioned, he would have been howling about more than esthetics of a crooked dick. And he would have asked a doctor, not the dumbasses on a webiste. Likely his only problem is shooting the wrong way when hand excitement peaks. He’s got nothing better to do, I guess. \*\* WTF is this? Rude, non-responsive to the OP and insulting to our membership. Knock it off. ---
**Author:** ![racosun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@racosun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racosun)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127/23 "2002-12-24T20:45:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beajerry \* > \*\*If you jackoff only with your right hand, it’ll start skewing to the left. \*\* No joke. It’s true. Isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127/24 "2002-12-24T23:08:22Z")
That’s what I thought it was, too. ---
**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127/25 "2002-12-25T05:47:04Z")
sorry are we talking other then " HOWS IT HANGING ? " I always thought mens nobs hung to which ever side they wanked with ??? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Philosopher)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127/26 "2002-12-25T17:51:20Z")
I saw the results of a study (I don’t have a cite, unfortunately) that showed there are more men who’s penises curve either to the left or to the right than there are men with dead straight penises, and that this is simply a result of the way the muscle tissue in the penis has developed. I wouldn’t worry about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crooked-penis/144127.md?page=1)