Do you ever take them out? Show them to your wife? Think, ah, this one we got from Buenos Aires, this one we got from Alaska, etc.?
At least cocktail shakers and martini glasses have some use…but I probably wouldn’t get those either. Sometimes I think I must be a space alien from Mars, I have so little use for knick-knacks. 
:eek:
So it’s YOU making the crop circles to communicate with your Martian overlords! We’re on to you now, little missy :mad: 
(Although I do agree with you about most souvenirs. In my experience you display them for a while and they just wind up in the back of a cabinet somewhere. I usually buy t-shirts or keychains when I go somewhere.)
:eek: Seeing as how I always thought they were made by tractors until this thread, sure, the first thing I would do with a tractor is do donuts with it in the field.
WHOOOOOHOOOOOOO!