# Crossover Genre Battles!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 28, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756 "2001-03-28T00:45:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![barton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@barton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barton)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/21 "2001-03-28T19:01:25Z")

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Doctor Who vs. Sherlock Holmes. So close they might have to wrestle at the edge of a waterfall to decide it. I wager Holmes trips on the scarf and falls to his death.

Roland (Dark Tower series) vs. The Saint of Killers (Preacher). I think Roland could outdraw him, shoot the guns out of his hands, maybe.

Garrett (Thief) vs. Nightcrawler. Kurt’s better with a sword but Garrett’s got a bow.

Over more quickly…

Freddy vs. Wolverine. “Those aren’t claws, bub.” SNIKT.

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**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/22 "2001-03-28T22:02:16Z")

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Spider Jerusalem vs. Hunter S. Thompson

Martin Luther King vs. Ghandi

Stay Puft Marshmallow man vs. Pilsbury Dough boy vs. Michellin Man

Alien vs. _the Relic_

Jason and the Argonauts vs. Josie and the Pussycats

Team Rocket vs. Boris and Natasha

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/23 "2001-03-28T22:47:13Z")

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Thats right, people, keep ‘em comin’!

Size vs size, strength vs strength, skill vs skill.  
Pit roughly equall technologies against each other.  
And, the “versus” dosent necessarily have to be a physcal  
fight, but perhaps a race, a debate, or just who can out do the other in a custom-made challenge:

Jughead vs Dagwood vs Shaggy in an all-you-can-eat contest  
Superman vs The Flash in a race around the world  
Mr Spock vs Mr Data in a game of chess  
Ten-Foreward vs Mos Eisley Cantina…who’s got the better Happy hour?  
LexCorp vs Wayne Enterprises in a bidding war to gain control of S.T.A.R.Labs  
Jackie Chan vs Evel Kenevel…who’s got MORE broken bones

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**Author:** ![Hanofer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Hanofer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanofer)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/24 "2001-03-28T22:57:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by enolancooper \*  
> **Sorry, mis-stated one of the sites. Its COMIC BOOK UNIVERSE BATTLES.**

[Here’s](http://www.electricferret.com/fights/) the site.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/25 "2001-03-29T04:01:15Z")

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Hannibal Lector VS. The Joker

In a world where nuclear weapons never existed, The United States and it’s allies VS The Soviet Union, China, and their allies. circa 1963.

Luke Skywalker VS The PsiCops from Babylon 5.

A gladiator VS a velociraptor.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/26 "2001-03-29T04:05:44Z")

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How 'bout taking someone or something out of their element?

Superman in the Star Wars galaxy  
Neo hacks his brain into the terminator’s skynet  
Mr Spock transports to the far future and discovers the Mentats of DUNE  
Secret origins of Dr Hannibal Lechter in Arkham Asylum  
Revealed!–ALIENS are breed of insects developed by  
Predators to be the ultimate prey…but got a little out of hand.  
Battlestar Galactica reaches Earth (forget Galactica 1980)

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/27 "2001-03-29T04:47:44Z")

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> Ten-Foreward vs Mos Eisley Cantina…who’s got the better Happy hour?

Oh, come on, this one’s not even a contest. On the one hand, you’ve got violent death and dismemberment…on the other hand, you’ve got “synthahol”.

_Alien_ vs. _E.T., the Extraterrestrial_

E.T.: [points at heart with glowing finger] "Ouch!..“OUUCH!”… **"OOOUUUUCH!!!"**

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/28 "2001-03-29T05:57:51Z")

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Darkwing Duck vs. the Freakazoid!

Yellow Submarine vs. Blue Submarine No. 6!

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot vs. Huey, Dewey, and Louie!

Superboy vs. the Powerpuff Girls!

[Usagi Yojimbo vs. the Flaming Carrot!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43329)

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**Author:** ![Hanofer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Hanofer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanofer)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/29 "2001-03-29T06:21:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by enolancooper \*  
> **Jughead vs Dagwood vs Shaggy in an all-you-can-eat contest**

Been [done](http://www.electricferret.com/fights/eatatjoes.htm).

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/30 "2001-03-29T14:22:31Z")

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Ok how about Michell Yeoh character from CTHD vs Maximus?

The girl from the first Indy Jones movie in a drinking contest with Teddy Kennedy.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/31 "2001-03-29T17:08:55Z")

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**KKBattousai** wrote:

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> **Not so one sided fights**  
> The Flash vs. Quicksilver

Actualy, this would be very one sided. The Flash uses the speedforce to help him overcome inertia, giving him better high speed manuverability. He knows a ton of speed tricks, and can vibrate his molecules to pass through solid objects.

Quicksilver _might_ be faster than the speed of sound.

Flash can run at lightspeed. The fight would literally be over in a blink of an eye.

I like the Vision vs. Manhunter matchup: I could see that one going either way.

A few I’d like to see:

Captain Marvel vs. Thor (It was done in the Marvel/DC crossover, but I don’t think it was very fair Captain Marvel. I think he’d give goldilocks more of a fight).

Batman, without costume or utility belt, vs. Bruce Lee in a well-lit closed room.

Dracula vs. Obi Wan.

Babylon5 vs. DS9.

Steel vs. Iron Man.

Galactus vs. William Shatner to see who can be more melodramatic (Shatner already wins the Biggest Ego award).

Clint Eastwood’s character from Unforgiven vs. Dirty Harry.

Handicap match: JDT and the moon hoax conspiretors vs. Common Sense.

A young Robin Williams vs. Jim Carry in a spaz out match.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/32 "2001-03-29T17:35:11Z")

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Lorena Bobitt vs OJ  
Morpheus vs Mace Windu vs Capt. Ben Sisko  
War of the Worlds aliens vs ID4 aliens  
Grand Admiral Thrawn vs Desslok (Star Blazers)  
ENTIRE B5 galaxy vs Entire Star Trek galaxy vs ENTIRE Star Wars Galaxy  
The Encyclopaedia Brittanica vs The Teeming Millions

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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/33 "2001-05-02T22:38:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by soulmurk \*  
> **Quasar** vs. Superman  
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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> The Green Lantern vs. **Quasar**

I must ask this, who the hell is **Quasar**?

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6 billion breasts and counting…Who ever said that overpopulation wasn’t a good thing?

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/34 "2001-05-02T22:58:44Z")

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Mr. Rogers vs. Captain Kangaroo.  
The Teletubbies vs. The Smurfs.  
Homer Simpson vs. Fred Flintstone.  
Bill Clinton vs. Ken Starr (oh, wait, never mind…)  
Mister Fantasic vs. Plastic Man (we’ll never get them untangled)  
Changeling (Teen Titans) vs. Impossible Man (Marvel Comics).  
The Borg vs. Galactus.

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/35 "2001-05-02T23:17:47Z")

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Wolverine vs Captain America (Waaaay Back in Captain America Annual #8 it was pretty much a draw.)  
now, for the one’s that are cross genre

Batman vs Captain America  
Iron Man vs Steel’s Original Armor  
Dr Fate (new one) vs Dr Strange  
Deathstroke vs Deadpool  
Supreme vs Superman

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/36 "2001-05-02T23:34:55Z")

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Val Con yos’Phelium vs. Slippery Jim DiGriz!

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/37 "2001-05-02T23:37:06Z")

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**The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers** vs. **Voltron**

Gourry Gabriev ( **Slayers** ) vs. Luke Skywalker

Yoda vs. Mr. Miyagi (in a “making cryptic-yet-wise comments” competition)

Vash the Stampede ( **Trigun** ) vs. Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name

She-Ra: Princess of Power vs. Xena: Warrior Princess

The _Enterprise_ vs. The _Soyukaze_ ( **The Irresponsible Captain Tylor** )

Xellos ( **Slayers** ) vs. Emperor Palpatine

The Powerpuff Girls vs. The Sailor Scouts

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/38 "2001-05-03T01:33:08Z")

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Here’s some more:

Project A-ko vs. Nuku-Nuku  
Lupin vs. The Stainless Steel Rat

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/39 "2001-05-03T02:43:59Z")

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Emperor Palpatine vs Darkseid vs the Technophage  
root canal vs circumcision  
Bigfoot vs Chewbacca  
Captain Sheridan vs Captain Kirk  
Darth Vader vs Paul Atreides (can a lightsaber be repelled by a personal shield? the force vs the witch voice?)  
War of the Worlds ship vs Superman

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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-genre-battles/59756/40 "2001-05-03T05:00:51Z")

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**Kobe vs. T-Mac**. Not really cross genre but wouldn’t you just love to see that matchup.  
**Unca Cec vs. Isacc Asimov**  
**Tarzan vs. Crocodile Dundee**  
**Atom Ant vs. Mighty Mouse**  
**Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo**  
**Hillary vs. Monica**  
**Jesus vs. Siddhartha**  
**Regis vs. Anne Robinson**  
**Anna Nicole Smith vs. Dolly Parton** a.k.a “The Silicon Wars”  
**Napoleon vs. Hitler**  
**Trinity vs. Leia**  
**Cyrano de Bergerac vs Pinochio**  
**MIke Tyson vs. Dumbo**

And, of course, **Quasar vs. quasar** 😃

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