# Crossover stories that really should happen **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2006, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610 "2006-05-29T07:32:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/21 "2006-05-30T12:11:36Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] But only if they team her up with Munch and Ice T, not Stabler and Benson. I wanna hear Ice T asking, “Who the hell does this beeyotch think she is? We had people like her a dime a dozen in the hood, they’d tell your future for five bucks but the only thing that ever happened was, you lost five bucks.” And then Munch would say, “I share your suspicions, but word from Allison’s crew is that she’s one medium that, when she’s says “The body is buried here,” the body WILL be buried there. So let’s check her out. Could be fun either way.” [/QUOTE] 😃 I can just hear that conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/22 "2006-05-30T14:19:48Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] I think a more interesting fight would be the Closer from John Barnes’ “Caeser’s Bicycle” series vs. the Draka. The Closers would have a strong techno edge, but the the Draka’s emphasis on individual warrior skills would make them extremely effective in close combat of any kind. And best of all, they’re both such ruthless, arrogant, fascist scum that no matter who loses, everybody wins! [/QUOTE] Read John Barnes’ “Upon Their Backs, To Bite 'Em”, in the S.M. Sterling edited anthology “Drakas!”. That’s the premise of the short story. ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/23 "2006-05-30T14:30:46Z")
I want a 24/Alias crossover where the Jacks think the other has kidnapped his daughter. Jack: Where’s my daughter?! (Shoots Jack in the kneecap) Other Jack: Where’s my daughter?! (Shoots first Jack in the kneecap) Then, after they’ve beaten the crap out of each other, they’d team up and defeat all the terrorists in 12 hours. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/24 "2006-05-30T14:38:31Z")
A Lost and 24 crossover. Within 24 hours, Jack Bauer will kill every Other (and probably half the Oceanic 815 survivors) on the island after torturning the secrets of the DHARMA Initiative out of them, escape to the mainland and blow up the headquarters of the Hanso Foundation. At on point he will tell Sayid his torture technique reminds him of an Asian massage parlor he once frequented. He will also glare at Hurley until he loses weight. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/25 "2006-05-30T14:40:28Z")
DHARMA & Greg might be an interesting show. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/26 "2006-05-30T14:50:39Z")
I really want to see a Chloe Sullivan/Veronica Mars scene. I don’t care which show it’s on. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/27 "2006-05-30T14:59:48Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] CSI-NCIS. [/QUOTE] I can’t beleive you suggested that! What has a team of careful scientific investigators got to do with a series where the makeup budget is higher than the money spent on plot? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/28 "2006-05-30T15:41:12Z")
I’d like to see a Deadwood-Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman crossover. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/29 "2006-05-30T18:09:34Z")
Dr. Who vs the Borg might be fun. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/30 "2006-05-30T18:14:11Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] CSI-NCIS. [/QUOTE] :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Shut yo’ mout’!! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/31 "2006-05-30T18:17:09Z")
Godzilla vs. The Incredible Hulk is long overdue. As an opening act, how about King Kong vs. The Fantastic Four? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/32 "2006-05-30T18:18:24Z")
For that matter, how about a Justice Society Of America/ Invaders crossover? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/33 "2006-05-30T19:45:20Z")
The Cosby’s move next door to the Bundy’s. Theo dates Kelly. Hijinks ensue. Mythbusters / Crossing over with John Edward. Someone’s gotta stop him. Pokemon / ESPN Big Game Hunting. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/34 "2006-05-30T20:22:32Z")
[QUOTE=D\_Odds] Pokemon / ESPN Big Game Hunting. [/QUOTE] My money’s on the fire-breathing dragon. ---
**Author:** ![ryobserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@ryobserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryobserver)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/35 "2006-05-31T01:20:19Z")
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless] Dr. Who vs the Borg might be fun. [/QUOTE] Doctor Who meets Mulder and Scully would definitely be fun. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/36 "2006-05-31T01:34:50Z")
Cthulhu and the gang vs. Sauron and Company. Winner gets to devour the losers. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/37 "2006-05-31T01:43:29Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] The Borg vrs the [Draka](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draka) ; the spacegoing cybernetic communalists vrs the self appointed master race. The idea’s not original with me; somebody wrote a partial fanfic on it. [/QUOTE] Draka vs. Dorsai! Has anyone done that? Even in fanfic? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/38 "2006-05-31T01:45:44Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Amazing] I’d like to see a Deadwood-Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman crossover. [/QUOTE] How about _Deadwood_ and one of those '50s cowboy shows where the sheriff was a white-hatted handsome hero with perfect teeth? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/39 "2006-05-31T01:54:16Z")
Cherry Poptart and . . . well, it would be fun to pair her with practically anything, wouldn’t it? Cherry could suck the lug nuts off a Dalek! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610/40 "2006-05-31T01:56:55Z")
[QUOTE=D\_Odds] The Cosby’s move next door to the Bundy’s. Theo dates Kelly. Hijinks ensue. [/QUOTE] Theo couldn’t handle Kelly. She’d turn him out. On the other hand, freaky-ass _Denise_ dating Kelly is totally worth turning in for. :: Cos bursts in. :: NooOOooo. What are you two doing with my Pudding Pops! They weren’t designed for THAT. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crossover-stories-that-really-should-happen/358610.md?page=3)