# Crunchy Frog's Bachelor Party!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402 "2000-10-10T14:51:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/21 "2000-10-10T18:45:24Z")
::waving money:: **Tally-Ho** over here! Now the party is getting better. ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/22 "2000-10-10T19:03:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > ::waving money:: > > **Tally-Ho** over here! Mmmm… the Frog’s waving money. ::saunters over to Crunch Frog, slowly unbuttoning her top: So, ready to get your money’s worth? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/23 "2000-10-10T19:05:37Z")
YOW-SAH!!! Way to go, Tally-Ho! Hubba Hubba! :: wolf whistling :: Dollar bills nothin’! I’ve got a 20 spot in my teeth just for you, sweet meat! Hey! Who’s the schmuck that yelled that out? 38-26-38 is not the combination to a safe, you dork! (Although if it’s the combo to _your_ safe, Tally-Ho, I’ll crack it anytime) ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/24 "2000-10-10T19:09:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > YOW-SAH!!! Way to go, Tally-Ho! > > Hubba Hubba! > > :: wolf whistling :: > > Dollar bills nothin’! I’ve got a 20 spot in my teeth just for you, sweet meat! The higher the number, the better the view, if you know what I mean. You’ll have to wait your turn, **Wolfy** , since it’s **Crunchy’s** big night. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/25 "2000-10-10T19:14:12Z")
I was gonna do some stripping at the womens party, but they’re not drunk enough…hell, I’m not drunk enough! Anyway, it seems the drinks and dancing have kicked off here, so I’m pulling up a chair and heaving a toast to the virtual man-of-the-hour: Top to top \ Bottom to bottom \ Middle to middle \ Heres to me and you gettin’ a little! :: down the hatch :: Congrats, virtually. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/26 "2000-10-10T19:33:06Z")
:: pulls up a chair next to his buddy thinksnow :: My god, man, would you just look at that Tally-Ho!!! I didn’t know the human body could contort like that. :: pours himself a beer :: Hey, snow, check it out! Crunchy’s getting titty-slapped. Wow. I think I’m gonna make a quick run to the ATM ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/27 "2000-10-10T19:37:42Z")
Who said I only had dollar bills? I said I was “waving money” I never said the denomination, because it’s just not right to brag about having that huge of an amount of cash on you. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/28 "2000-10-10T19:46:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\*…dancers here for an audition? \*\* > > You know, if you all expected to hold auditions, you should have done that in advance… \*\* Sorry, Silver - they didn’t give us much warning on the wedding - I think it was that classic proposal: YOU’RE HAVING A WHAT??? ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/29 "2000-10-10T19:59:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > Who said I only had dollar bills? I said I was “waving money” I never said the denomination, because it’s just not right to brag about having that huge of an amount of cash on you. Hey, in some cases size _does_ matter… ::stops gyrating so **Crunchy** can slip a bill into her black lace thong:: Hey! ::slaps his hand:: No fishing for change! I’m not a bank. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/30 "2000-10-10T20:07:39Z")
Damn it! Don’t ya know you’ll make better tips if you just let them watch a few of these fims first. Besides, all I’ve got is gold dollars. If you can pick those up without using your hands, I’ll come over and join the party now. But, for our next selection: _The 7 Dents in Snow White’s Cherry_. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/31 "2000-10-10T20:17:07Z")
**Tally Ho** since we’re being all friendly and all, I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind being my mistress after I’m married? **little\*bit** has already said it’s ok (she has plans for Monster104 when he comes of age). I promise to lavish you with presents and adoration. So what do you say? ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/32 "2000-10-10T20:30:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > **Tally Ho** since we’re being all friendly and all, I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind being my mistress after I’m married? \*\*little_bit\*\* has already said it’s ok (she has plans for Monster104 when he comes of age). > > I promise to lavish you with presents and adoration. So what do you say? Being spurned by **A girl** wasn’t enough for you? Hmmm… I might like being lavished however. All right, I accept. Besides I’ve always had a soft spot for the frog who knows his Monty Python. I guess I’ll have to let you search for change now, hmm? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/33 "2000-10-10T20:34:14Z")
Woo-hoo! I have a stripper girlfirend! Only on the internet! ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/34 "2000-10-10T20:39:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > Woo-hoo! > > I have a stripper girlfriend! Only on the internet! That’s virtual stripper _mistress_, **Crunchy** , honey. As soon as you and **little\*bit** tie the knot, that is. So when does the lavishing begin? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/35 "2000-10-10T20:47:22Z")
Oh, drat. Reality intrudes yet again. ::hurridly gathers up her clothes:: Gotta run, boys. Thanks for all your “donations”. And **Crunchy** , I’ll _see_ you later. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/36 "2000-10-10T21:00:00Z")
Did I hear people needed strippers in here? I would be glad to volunteer my…services. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/37 "2000-10-10T21:05:23Z")
Well my work day’s over, so I’m done posting for the day. I’m sure some of the other guys here would like to see your services. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/38 "2000-10-10T21:07:38Z")
Hypergirl, we are honored to have you. You know the groom, of course…I am sure you’ll make a fine showing… ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/39 "2000-10-10T21:49:29Z")
Sorry I’m late. Now \ where are the strippers? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/40 "2000-10-10T22:07:29Z")
_sticks head in_ Y’all still looking for some strippers? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402.md?page=3)