# Crunchy Frog's Bachelor Party!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402 "2000-10-10T14:51:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/41 "2000-10-10T22:24:32Z")
_yells from hallway so she doesn’t get escorted out again_ Help, I need some ladies to help me screen male strippers. Omni just offered to let me dance on his pole, Bashar is downing shot to work up the “nerve” to get on stage & Cnote is about to have a stroke he’s working so hard. After your turn around the room is completed feel free to come to either [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41751) or [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41712) to help me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/42 "2000-10-10T22:27:24Z")
Well, I just finished stripping for the ladies, so I think I’ll take a break over here and…WHOA! hypergirl, you little vixen you! You are lookin’ _good_! Mmm-Mmm-Mmmmm, you oh-so-know how to shake that thing… ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/43 "2000-10-10T22:41:23Z")
rolls in a keg of Guinness…tosses the box of stogies on the floor… …wolf whistling at Falcon and hypergirl… damn, guess I missed the early show with Tally-Ho…cheers CrunchyDude!! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/44 "2000-10-10T23:38:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \* > But, for our next selection: > > _The 7 Dents in Snow White’s Cherry_. Damn, jesuslynch, that’s a classic! When that one’s finished, pop one of these in: “Hawaiian Princess” starring Kamanawannalayya “Eat Me In St. Louis” starring Connie Lingus ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/45 "2000-10-11T03:01:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*hypergirl, you little vixen you! > You are lookin’ _good_! Mmm-Mmm-Mmmmm, you oh-so-know how to shake that thing… > > \*\* Why thank you! You know, I _am_ good at other things too…😉 Maybe I could give you a “private show”. If ya want. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/46 "2000-10-11T03:07:43Z")
can I come in to ogle the women? As long as quietgirl doesn’t find out I’ll be fine. Hey, is that a hurricane in the distance? No, wait… it’s… oh, my god. \ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/47 "2000-10-11T03:29:44Z")
[mother of the bride hat on] Crunchy Frog is having a bachelor party with _strippers?_ _gasp of horror_ I can’t believe that my little girl would virtually marry that kind of man. What? Did you say a bachelorette party with \* male strippers\*. Not my little\*bit. I raised her to be a good girl. She would never do such a thing. Now, just exactly where is this bachelorette party going to be held? [mother of the bride hat off] ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/48 "2000-10-11T04:16:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > Why thank you! You know, I _am_ good at other things too…😉 Maybe I could give you a “private show”. If ya want. 😛 Sure, hypergirl, that sounds _very_ nice. There’s a room way in the back of this hanger…just comfortable enough for two 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402/49 "2000-10-11T14:21:02Z")
Wooooooooooooooo! Parthy! I told yoush that I’d find the shtrippers. And look, they’re all twinsh! Wait…am i just sheeing dubble again? Awww.shucks, I can’t be druncksh agin, I’m the barthender! Really, i’m not ash think as you drunk I am. This party rocksh!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-bachelor-party/36402.md?page=2)