# Crunchy Frog's Welcome Wagon (newbies take note) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958 "2000-11-06T16:48:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/141 "2000-12-08T16:23:17Z")
Hey there, I’m an attorney - concentrate on Nuclear Safety law, Employment law and Patent law. Live in Illinois, reader of SD for a while, recent addition to the message boards. Tibs ---
**Author:** ![Deacons\_Trucked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Deacons\_Trucked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deacons_Trucked)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/142 "2000-12-08T17:08:02Z")
Newbie here. Chronic Newbie, actually…First off, I’ll say that I’m pretty boring as far as posting and writing in general go…so, Mr. Frog, you dont have to point it out, but feel free. I find myself to be more witty and creative when Im actually chatting with someone in real time online. But oh well…here goes. I’m 25, 5’5", 150#, born and raised in Western NC, currently living there with the maternal unit (I know, I know…) but planning to get a job and move away soon. My current job is being the biggest slacker on the planet, mooching off Mom, trying to get off my ass to find a job and begin the rest of my life. I’m a computer graphic designer, tapdancer since I was 6 (currently non-practicing), I’m a metalhead at heart, but I like a lot of music, I have no sense of smell (detailed in one of my posts), I have no religion…I prefer spirituality instead, and I’m gay, although I probably shouldnt mention that…OOPS, too late, I already did! Trying to figure out what to do about the significant other when I move away and get a job. And oh yeah…I’m Tygr’s brother. Did I mention I was a newbie? Still trying to figure out how to do this “smiley” thing, as well as how to embolden text, etc. “I’m a loser, baby…” P.S. Oh Tygr, dear brother…? Help with a sig line for me? Pretty please w/ chocolate-covered ants on top? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/143 "2000-12-08T18:14:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by malkavia \* > I have terrible taste in movies and clothing. The clothing I could care less about, but I love films, and if I ever see you p[ost anywhere how great _Titanic_ was, I will find you and I will hurt you. Badly. > [@](#): > > I have an odd cd/mp3 collection (Everything from Otis Redding to Rage Against the Machine, NiN, Tori Amos, NOFX, Tool, Loreena McKennit, DMX… you name it…I’ve probably gone through a phase where I thought it would be a good idea to buy the cd) I noticed you didn’t list Brittany Spears or N Sync. Too embarassed? Don’t be, the world need nerds too, you know. Otherwise, how would I know how cool I am? > [@](#): > > I consider it bad form to describe my physical appearance Oh go ahead, it’s not like you could possibly be any better looking than I. [quote] In a word, conflicted. > [@](#): > > In three words, Bite Me Newbie. > > **The Mighty Tiki God** - you’ve had your turn, no need to beat up on you further. Now that you’ve been welcomed, go out there and post to some threads! > > **quasar**. > > quasar, quasar, quasar. What am I to do with you? This is not a give-and-take session where we trade quips back and forth. Let me set you straight here. I said, “I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about. The one thing you said that makes sense is that you’re a Lakers fan.” You took that as meaning I was referring to your entire post. I was referring to the part of the post I had quoted from you, which was only the weird stuff. Then you want me to supply you with links. I will not. Your new and need to learn to manuvuer around here. Do a search (see the search button, top right of the screen?) for “monkey butler”. That will give you a wide net, but how many threads can possibly have monkey butlers in them? Then you quote me again, “Remember, acid can’t drop itself, kiddies.” You say you don’t know what I’m talking about here. This is in reference to your strange posts. Now go find those links and post them for everyone to see! 😛 > > **Tiburon** says: > > > [@](#): > > > > I’m an attorney - concentrate on Nuclear Safety law, Employment law and Patent law. > > Oh man, an attorney. Making fun of this guy is too easy. I almost feel as if it’s beneath me. So I thought your kind couldn’t go out in the daytime, how do you stay in business? I’m guessing **Tiburon** may have come from the car you drive? I imagine you may need something sporty to be able to keep up with the ambulances. > > **Deacons Trucked** sayeth: > Newbie here. Chronic Newbie, actually…First off, I’ll say that I’m pretty boring as far as posting and writing in general go…so, Mr. Frog, you dont have to point it out, but feel free. I find myself to be more witty and creative when Im actually chatting with someone in real time online. You don’t ramble like this in real life and consider it being ‘witty and creative’ do you? > [@](#): > > I’m 25, 5’5", 150#, born and raised in Western NC, currently living there with the maternal unit (I know, I know…) Don’t feel bad, I was 26 and living with my parents. Of course, I had been in the military and living on my own before a break up with with my fiance and loss of my job within 2 weeks of each other left me homeless and penniless, and now I’m back on my own again, but my point is . . . um. No point. You’re a loser, quit mooching off your mom! > [@](#): > > My current job is being the biggest slacker on the planet, mooching off Mom, trying to get off my ass to find a job and begin the rest of my life. And what are the hours involved with that and how much does it pay? You get dental with that? > [@](#): > > and I’m gay, although I probably shouldnt mention that…OOPS, too late, I already did! Trying to figure out what to do about the significant other when I move away and get a job. Why shouldn’t you mention that? There’s lots of gay Dopers posting to the boards. Don’t worry about it, we’re pretty open around here. > [@](#): > > trying to figure out how to do this “smiley” thing, as well as how to embolden text, etc. “I’m a loser, baby…” For the smilies, when you reply to a post, look to the top of the screen nd you should see “ **Posts:** HTML code is Off. Smilies are On. vB code is On. [IMG] code is Off.” Or something like that. There you will find links to the answers to your questions. You may all now Bite Me. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/144 "2000-12-08T18:46:30Z")
and tears off a drive-by post::: Hi-bro’-welcome-to-the-boards-don’t-let-Crunchy-beat-you-up-too-bad-have-fun-grab-a-beer-from-outta-the-fridge-and-kick-back-on-the-sofa-sorry-I-can’t-stay-and-chat-but- **The Glorious Lady Persephone** has-sent-me-on-a-newbie-initiation-quest-and-I-can’t-allow-myself-to-be-distracted-by-petty-things-like-family-IMUSTN’TDISSAPOINTMYMISTRESS-so-I’ll-catch-up-with-you-at-a-later-date-like-Christmas-while-you’re-here-why-not-put-your-name-in-for-the-Newbie-Adoption-Program-and-be-sure-to-check-out-the-Mistletoe-Party-thread-can’t-tarry-any-longer-love-to-Mom-I’ll-write-her-soon-promise-gottagobye! :::Rides back by::: By-the-way-don’t-worry-about-coming-up-with-a-sig-line-if-you-stick-around-long-enuf-Crunchy-will-come-up-with-an-appropriate-piece-of-abuse-bye! ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrhonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pyrrhonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrhonist)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/145 "2000-12-08T18:59:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Pyrrhonist_ > > I think Professional Sport Teams and Pop Musicians should be exiled to Iraq. > > Obviously you’re new, therefore have no idea what a huge baseball and football fan I am. You will be forgiven this time, since I will assume you meant no ill will towards my St Louis Cardinals or Rams. There is no personal ill will towards your city’s teams, but I think they’ll need new names with they move to Iraq, more befitting their new country. Perhaps “Saddam’s Sodomites” and “Mohammed’s Dungeaters” will do. They’ll be an absolute hit over there as they were in St. Louis. Since I’m kind and generous by nature, I think that players beheaded as Infidels should be repatriated, brought home, and cremated in the proper American fashion. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Pyrrhonist_ > > I haven’t turned on the TV is six years. > > Neither have I. No need to, really, since it hasn’t been turned off in 7 years. Bite Me Newbie Ah, so that’s why you’re a huge baseball and football fan. A simple cause and effect. TV has that way of distorting the mind. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/146 "2000-12-08T19:10:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > \*\*By-the-way-don’t-worry-about-coming-up-with-a-sig-line-if-you-stick-around-long-enuf-Crunchy-will-come-up-with-an-appropriate-piece-of-abuse-bye! \*\* _I_ haven’t been appropriately abused. Crunchy has yet to supply something sig-worthy for me. ☹ And I’ve been around awhile, too. Rats. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/147 "2000-12-08T23:10:56Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* \*\* > [@](#): > > The clothing I could care less about, but I love films, and if I ever see you p[ost anywhere how great _Titanic_ was, I will find you and I will hurt you. Badly… Its not -that- bad. Im just not very elitest when it comes to movies. For instance, I really didnt like Gummo. Its my understand that the “cool” kids like Gummo… but I thought it was pointless and dull. Im more into stuff like Kevin Smith flicks, American History X, Reservoir Dogs (Though I hated Pulp Fiction, go figure), 12 monkeys, and uhmm… WWF stuff. (I know how sad that is. Blow me.) I also tend to dislike anything with Freddie Prinze Jr in it. But its not that Im un-trendy because I was -all- over DiCaprio in Romeo and Juliet. _smirk_ > [@](#): > > I noticed you didn’t list Brittany Spears or N Sync. Too embarassed? Don’t be, the world need nerds too, you know. Otherwise, how would I know how cool I am? Not that it matters how cool you are… _ahem_ but I honestly dont own any bee-bop stuff. I think I have a various artists cd with a 98 degrees song on it that I will occasionally croon with in the car… but thats about it. Currently, I think my cd of choice is a Screeching Weasel self titled CD. But again, Im not an elitest… so next week it might be Sophie B Hawkins or 3 Doors Down. Who knows? > [@](#): > > Oh go ahead, it’s not like you could possibly be any better looking than I. But I have breasts. Therefore, you’re aesthetically inferior by default. > [@](#): > > In three words, Bite Me Newbie. In six words, Not even with someone elses teeth. =) _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![lindz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@lindz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindz)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/148 "2000-12-09T00:40:31Z")
I hate my user name- I signed up quickly before really reading the threads very deeply- I feel so ultra non- creative- Anyways- I live in Arizona- Phoenix- planning on moving to San Diego in a couple of months- just graduated from Arizona State University and trying to figure out what I want to do with my life- the never ending question- I go on SD when I am bored at work- other than that I am out on the town bouncing around- also - I Love Chicago- going there in a month ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/149 "2000-12-09T01:23:11Z")
**stargazer** - awfully pushy for a newbie. What’s wrong with this line? “You know, usually when someone double-majors, one of those degrees is actually worth a dead sloth’s dried up testicle floating in a jar of formaldehyde, but you managed to get two that weren’t. That’s abso-fricking-lutely amazing!” I didn’t realize I’m supposed to supply you people with sig-lines either, that was **Wally’s** gig, and I’m no **WallyM7**. But just for you, **stargazer** , here’s a sig: “Yes, I’d love to have cyber-sex with you, but the doctor says I shouldn’t touch myself there until the scabs heal.” **malkavia** - What the hell is _Gummo_? Never heard of it. Wasn’t he the 5th Marx Brother? And when I say I’m better looking, you say, “But I have breasts. Therefore, you’re aesthetically inferior by default.” I have to differ, because on weekends when I wear my heels and the fishnet stockings, I – um, you know what, nevermind about that. **lindz** > [@](#): > > I hate my user name- I signed up quickly before really reading the threads very deeply- I feel so ultra non- creative- You can always change it to _Chicken of Bristol_ and make **evilbeth** very happy. She’s still mad that I chose **Crunchy Frog** over her suggestion when I changed my username. BTW, if you do want to change, email an administrator, they can change your name without changing the postcount and other things. > [@](#): > > Anyways- I live in Arizona- Phoenix- planning on moving to San Diego in a couple of months- just graduated from Arizona State University and trying to figure out what I want to do with my life- the never ending question- I go on SD when I am bored at work- other than that I am out on the town bouncing around- also - I Love Chicago- going there in a month Um, hey there, shnookums? There’s a little invention you may not have heard of. It’s called a _period_. There’s one at the end of this sentence. It’s that little dot, see? If you look closely, you’ll also see other strange and wondrous notations in my post. These are known as _commas_. Commas and periods are our friends. Yes, even the period can be your friend, regardless of what your mother told you. If you need any help, email me and I will be glad to instruct you in the use of these amazing little devices. Bite me newbies. ---
**Author:** ![Peculiar\_Pixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/779978/32.png) [@Peculiar\_Pixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peculiar_Pixie)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/150 "2000-12-11T19:02:58Z")
Okay, here’s the deal with me; I am 5 feet tall, even. I trained as a dancer for 15 years, but nothing came of it. I love to read. I love my sister and my brothers. They taught me everything I know (although Cecil has a hand in it too - we used to watch his show on A&E). And I’m as queer as a three dollar bill. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/151 "2000-12-11T20:12:06Z")
Here’s me: I graduated from college in 1998 with a degree in English. However, I am not a grammar person, and I’m not afraid to break the rules to make a point. I went to the University of Memphis, BTW. Before that, I grew up in Mississippi. What’s to say, other than, I fucking hate Mississippi? :winces as Crunchy Frog winds up for pitch: My title at work is “Development”. I raise money, come up with programs, and make sure folks know we’re here. I work at a non-profit cemetery. I get away with a lot at work since dead people don’t complain that much. I still live in Memphis with my husband. ---
**Author:** ![lindz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@lindz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindz)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/152 "2000-12-11T21:15:47Z")
You can bite me Crunchy Frog- Thanks for the info on changing my user name-BUT- I don’t need or want your grammatical advice- -this is email, not a novel, resume, article, or anything of great importance- in fact- I am never going to use a period when writing on the message boards just to annoy you- Thanks for that wonderful welcome ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/153 "2000-12-11T21:23:57Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by lindz \* > \*\* -this is email…_\* um, since when? look out, I betcha Crunchy’s gonna get you for that! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/154 "2000-12-11T21:25:26Z")
(can’t say we didn’t warn her) ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/155 "2000-12-12T09:40:11Z")
[sub]Oops, um, I mean…[/sub] Let’s see: I’m male (betcha couldn’t tell from the name, huh?). I’m from Boston, but attend college in Kingston, Ontario, where I’m majoring in Linguistics. I used to work tech support. I like Shakespeare and Heinlein. I’m enjoying this thread way too much; thanks, Crunchy. 🙂 Oh, and I like long walks on the beach… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/156 "2000-12-12T16:36:44Z")
I’ve got some catching up to do, I see. We start with **Peculiar Pixie** who says: > [@](#): > > I am 5 feet tall, even. Does anyone else hear [Snagglepuss](http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/doc/snagglepuss/) saying this line, or do I watch to much Cartoon Network? > [@](#): > > I trained as a dancer for 15 years, but nothing came of it. Don’t you hate when that happens? I trained for 20 years to be a professional monkey butler trainer, but to this day, there’s only ever been [one person interested](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864), and he was drunk at the time. > [@](#): > > I love my sister and my brothers. They taught me everything I know (although Cecil has a hand in it too - we used to watch his show on A&E). Learn to suck up early, good man. > [@](#): > > And I’m as queer as a three dollar bill. In that case, no pun intended about the sucking thing in the last sentence. **Sophie** says: > [@](#): > > I graduated from college in 1998 with a degree in English. However, I am not a grammar person, and I’m not afraid to break the rules to make a point. I went to the University of Memphis, BTW. Well that degree from Memphis would explain the disregard for grammar and the rules of English from an English major. The sentence, “Y’all fixinta go to store witchyer mommannem?” is made of real words down there. (Say it out loud, it should make sense.) I don’t blame you, really I don’t. > [@](#): > > Before that, I grew up in Mississippi. Further explaining your disregard for the English language. It’s not your fault, don’t blame yourself. > [@](#): > > I get away with a lot at work since dead people don’t complain that much. That’s disgusting! What a sicko, I can’t believe you would admit to – oh, you know what, it just occurred to me that you’re not referring to what I’m thinking. Nevermind. **lindz** gripes: > [@](#): > > I don’t need or want your grammatical advice- -this is email, not a novel, resume, article, or anything of great importance Ok, yeah, whatever. I direct you to the beginning of this thread, where I recommend not to take what I say seriously, cuz I’m just playing with everyone here. You’re on my list now, along with **Jack Batty** who should burn in the lowest depths of hell for starting [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50034).😉 BTW, this is not email. This is a message board. If you’d like, I can train you in the intricate differences of all this online hocus-pocus stuff which you seem not to understand. (Ok, people, how riled do you think that got her?) and finally, **StephenG** says: > [@](#): > > Okay, I’ll bite… Yeah, you’re damn skippy! > [@](#): > > I’m male Then I’m losing interest already. > [@](#): > > I’m from Boston, but attend college in Kingston, Ontario, where I’m majoring in Linguistics. You know, people, this is not Manday Night Football. Why does everyone insist on telling me where they went to college? > [@](#): > > I used to work tech support. I used to jack off at least 10 times a day, but what’s that got to do with the hair on my palms? > [@](#): > > I like Shakespeare and Heinlein. Oh, I love Heinlein, great beer. > [@](#): > > Oh, and I like long walks on the beach… If you’re looking to meet someone, I could introduce you to **Peculiar Pixie**. ---
**Author:** ![Peculiar\_Pixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/779978/32.png) [@Peculiar\_Pixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peculiar_Pixie)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/157 "2000-12-12T17:23:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*If you’re looking to meet someone, I could introduce you to Peculiar Pixie. \*\* Well, we could meet, but nothing sensuexual would happen, me being a lesbian and all. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/158 "2000-12-12T17:49:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Peculiar Pixie \* > \*\*Well, we could meet, but nothing sensuexual would happen, me being a lesbian and all. \*\* Geez, you gay people can be so closed-minded. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lindz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@lindz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindz)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/159 "2000-12-12T19:54:33Z")
O.K. This is not email but a message board. SO Sorry I don’t know everything about this stuff because I find other things to do with my life besides sit behind a computer. Unfortunately I have a very borring job that permits me to write on this board. I am not a villian I just like to get other people riled up. It seems too many people take this a little too seriously- Laugh a little because I am laughing a you- Crunchy Frog- I like your sarcastic sense of humor- not too bad ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958/160 "2000-12-12T20:26:18Z")
Do I _have_ to share a list with this guy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crunchy-frogs-welcome-wagon-newbies-take-note/39958.md?page=9)