# Ctrl-V **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270 "2002-03-14T14:12:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/61 "2002-03-17T07:12:47Z")
Careful, this is how Doris Kearns Goodwin got herself into so much trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Black\_Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Lizard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/62 "2002-03-17T09:53:18Z")
weeeeeeeeeeeee! dood shoudl lbe haveing alscohol like lady!!! part of an IM conversation with an old school friend… she uses a weird hard-to-read font so I have to copy-paste some stuff… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/63 "2002-03-17T20:35:39Z")
Let’s see- my first post since the board gets back up. I’m hoping to be able to get back in the habit. [quote] LimeWire version 2.2.1 Java version 1.3.1 from Sun Microsystems Inc. Windows Me v. 4.90 on x86 Free/total memory: 9373816/18489344 java.lang.NullPointerException: null pData at sun.awt.windows.WWindowPeer.\_setTitle(Native Method) at sun.awt.windows.WWindowPeer.setTitle(Unknown Source) at java.awt.Frame.setTitle(Unknown Source) at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.GUIMediator.setStatistics(Unknown Source) at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.GUIMediator.refreshGUI(Unknown Source) at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.RefreshTimer.refreshGUI(Unknown Source) at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.RefreshTimer.access$000(Unknown Source) at com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.RefreshTimer$1.actionPerformed(Unknown Source) at javax.swing.Timer.fireActionPerformed(Unknown Source) at javax.swing.Timer$DoPostEvent.run(Unknown Source) at java.awt.event.InvocationEvent.dispatch(Unknown Source) at java.awt.EventQueue.dispatchEvent(Unknown Source) at java.awt.EventDispatchThread.pumpOneEventForHierarchy(Unknown Source) at java.awt.EventDispatchThread.pumpEventsForHierarchy(Unknown Source) at java.awt.EventDispatchThread.pumpEvents(Unknown Source) at java.awt.EventDispatchThread.run(Unknown Source) – listing properties – TIMEOUT=8000 FILTER\_HTML=false SESSIONS=13 COUNTRY=US MAX\_LENGTH=65536 ACCEPT\_AUTHENTICATED\_CONNECTIONS\_ONLY=false CYDOOR\_INSTALLER\_CALLED=true AVERAGE\_UPTIME=17919 SEARCH\_LIMIT=64 MINIMUM\_SEARCH\_SPEED=0 CLEAR\_UPLOAD=true APP\_HEIGHT=620 ALLOW\_BROWSER=false BASIC\_QUERY\_INFO=1000 USE\_QUICK\_CONNECT=true MAX\_SIM\_DOWNLOAD=3 MAX\_UPLOAD\_BYTES\_PER\_SEC=16 INCOMPLETE\_PURGE\_TIME=7 AD\_VERSION=1.0 FILTER\_GREEDY\_QUERIES=true MAX\_SHIELDED\_CLIENT\_CONNECTIONS=75 FREELOADER\_ALLOWED=100 FREELOADER\_FILES=1 TTL=7 FORCED\_PORT=6346 BLACK\_LISTED\_IP\_ADDRESSES= FILTER\_DUPLICATES=true EVER\_SUPERNODE\_CAPABLE=false CONNECT\_OK\_STRING=GNUTELLA OK CONNECT\_STRING=GNUTELLA CONNECT/0.4 PROMPT\_EXE\_DOWNLOAD=true SOFT\_MAX\_TTL=7 SHUTDOWN\_AFTER\_TRANSFERS=false SERVANT\_TYPE=XML\_CLIENT MINIMIZE\_TO\_TRAY=true EVER\_ACCEPTED\_INCOMING=true SOFT\_MAX\_UPLOADS=5 MAIN\_CLASS=com.limegroup.gnutella.gui.Main EXTENSIONS\_TO\_SEARCH\_FOR=html;htm;xml;txt;pdf;ps;rtf;doc;tex;m… ADVANCED\_QUERY\_INFO=50 FORCE\_SUPERNODE\_MODE=false CLASSPATH=LimeWire.jar;collections.jar;xerces.j… DIRECTORIES\_TO\_SEARCH\_FOR\_FILES=C:\My Documents\My Music; FILTER\_ADULT=false PLAYER\_ENABLED=true PARALLEL\_SEARCH=5 FORCED\_IP\_ADDRESS\_STRING=0.0.0.0 LIBRARY\_VIEW\_ENABLED=true MAX\_TTL=16 FILTER\_VBS=true FORCE\_IP\_ADDRESS=false INSTALLED=true CONNECTION\_SPEED=56 CLEAR\_DOWNLOAD=false PERSISTENT\_HTTP\_CONNECTION\_TIMEOUT=15000 MAX\_DOWNLOAD\_BYTES\_PER\_SEC=17 APP\_WIDTH=640 MIN\_SHIELDED\_CLIENT\_CONNECTIONS=4 SERVER=false BANNED\_WORDS= FILTER\_HIGHBIT\_QUERIES=true RUN\_ONCE=false COOKIES\_FILE=lib\Cookies.dat MINIMUM\_SEARCH\_QAULITY=2 PORT=6347 KEEP\_ALIVE=4 DISABLE\_SUPERNODE\_MODE=false DIRECTORY\_FOR\_SAVING\_FILES=C:\My Documents\My Music CONNECT\_ON\_STARTUP=true CLIENT\_ID=141E698D30F7BA18FF2F264F53567700 MONITOR\_VIEW\_ENABLED=true QUICK\_CONNECT\_HOSTS=[router.limewire.com:6346](http://router.limewire.com:6346);connect1.gnu… LAST\_EXPIRE\_TIME=1016073555450 UPLOAD\_SPEED=100 CHECK\_AGAIN=true TOTAL\_UPTIME=232957 MAX\_UPLOADS=20 UPLOADS\_PER\_PERSON=3 CHAT\_ENABLED=true CONNECTION\_VIEW\_ENABLED=false LANGUAGE=en [quote] Well then. Where in the hell did that come from? ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/64 "2002-03-17T20:49:04Z")
I’m back. Let’s see what I have now… > [@](#): > > Constantinople Oh yeah, I’m a dolt. I can’t believe I forgot about that that quick. I just replied to the “Favorite word?” thread and I had to make sure I spelled it right. I put it in Microsoft Word and then copied it over to SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/65 "2002-03-17T23:52:42Z")
* * * ## initialized I have no idea where that came from. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/66 "2002-03-18T03:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > [http://www.angelweddinginvitations.com/showphoto.cfm?InvitationID=DDH682](http://www.angelweddinginvitations.com/showphoto.cfm?InvitationID=DDH682) Oh, hehe, I wanted to see the invitations Shayna linked to earlier in this thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/67 "2002-03-18T04:01:00Z")
Let’s try this out _right clicking_ evensven: You are ugly like Andrew SmarterChild: I know. So what? SmarterChild is an instant messenger bot. You just IM it and it talks back to you. It was designed to be a next-generation technology thing that would give you relevent information when you ask- things like headlines and stock prices and the such. It also has some pretty clever replies programmed in. My friend Andrew and I spent literally hours last night making interesting coversations with it and sending transcripts to each other.This is one of the shorter, lamer ones. But we got some pretty hilarious ones earlier Talking to SmarterChild is highly reccomended. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/68 "2002-03-18T04:10:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Tell me how this works? > Concerning the Platypus > Ask the Gay Guy Consecutive threads in my ThreadWatch at Fathom. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/69 "2002-03-18T04:51:53Z")
hypertrophy ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/70 "2002-03-18T10:28:01Z")
“Speed kills coming down the mountain Speed kills coming down the street Speed kills with presence of mind and Speed kills if you know what I mean…” * * * Eh. There is more, but I won’t bother you with it all. It is Bush’s (the band :p) “The People That We Love”. It is in my LJ if you really want to know what the rest says. ---
**Author:** ![thecolonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@thecolonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thecolonist)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/71 "2002-03-18T11:23:17Z")
„M„N WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/72 "2002-03-18T16:06:40Z")
“increase penis size naturally in 30 days” Um. . . no comment. Whose idea was this anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/73 "2002-03-18T17:49:57Z")
> [@](#): > > SECTION 40-43-90. Permit requirements for applicants; permits not transferrable or assignable. [SC ST SEC 40-43-90] > > (A) To obtain a permit, an applicant shall: > > (1) submit a written application in the form prescribed by the Board of Pharmacy at least forty-five days before the opening date of the facility; > > (2) pass an inspection conducted by inspectors of the Board of Pharmacy; and > > (3) pay all appropriate fees. > > (B) Applicants for permits to distribute, manufacture, sell, purchase, or produce drugs or devices within this State shall file with the Board of Pharmacy a verified application containing such information as the board requires of the applicant relative to the qualifications for a permit holder. > > © Permits issued by the board pursuant to this chapter are not transferable or assignable. Ah. South Carolina Code of Laws. ---
**Author:** ![scotth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@scotth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/74 "2002-03-18T19:02:32Z")
/usr/opmsprd/opms033/omi wow… that is in there from last thursday. That is the unix path to the where some back end database software ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/75 "2002-03-18T20:39:32Z")
[Charlton Heston] DAMN you Lambchop. DAMN YOU![/Charlton Heston] Has even more meaning this time than the last, and is the number two reference to 'ol charlie in this thread ---
**Author:** ![misshannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@misshannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misshannah)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/76 "2002-03-18T21:00:08Z")
> [@](#): > > The May 17 options deadline should loom large for the June 21 triple-witching of end-of-Q2 and options expiration a line from a personal email i was quoting back to the author as the most giggle-producing part. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/77 "2002-03-18T21:12:33Z")
[http://www.net-practice.com/](http://www.net-practice.com/) Work related, I had the tell a client where to access their DB. ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/78 "2002-03-19T03:46:28Z")
Okay - from my home computer, which I left for four days. I have no idea what’s going to pop up here… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=104106](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=104106) Hmm. A thread. That’s something less than cosmic. Oddly enough, it’s the one I’ve been searching MPSIMS for since my return. How handy. ---
**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/79 "2002-03-19T04:11:04Z")
This is from somewhere on the SDMB. Anyone know where? My clipboard contents… > [@](#): > > Wmph pmutflsq wfjj cpsatjy fknpmvs. Sxnsit bflalifaj lscmtfatfmlq mp ruqflsqq npmnmqajq tm rs oufihjy bflajfzse. Qmks Apfsq latfvsq kay sltsp fltm al uluquaj naptldpqdfn, imltpait mp qdmpt-tspk flvsqtkdlt. Fb qm, tdmpmucdjy psqsapid ajj estafjq. ---
**Author:** ![LilCutie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@LilCutie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilCutie)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270/80 "2002-03-19T04:14:07Z")
* * * She takes the child to the hospital, but it’s way too late. She is arrested for involuntary manslaughter and is jailed. Today, after entering a guilty plea, she is sentenced to TIME SERVED and 5 YEARS PROBATION!!! In a picture in the local paper, she and a friend can be seen SMILING and LAUGHING after leaving the courtroom. * * * Last night I was searching through the archives on information about Susan Smith. And people were talking about parents who have neglected their children. And someone gave this example. I copied it to try to search for cites on this at a later date. 🙂 Jenny\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ctrl-v/98270.md?page=5)