# Cuddly Toy Concepts....?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 20, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432 "2003-08-20T13:53:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/1 "2003-08-20T13:53:20Z")

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Clive Barker’s CenoBabies ™!

Any other ideas?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/2 "2003-08-20T19:42:21Z")

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There should be a beanie elephant shrew. Nothing is cuddlier than an elephant shrew.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/3 "2003-08-20T19:50:18Z")

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[Hello Cthulu.](http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/closet/silly/Hello-Cthulhu.gif)

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**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/4 "2003-08-20T19:56:41Z")

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Someone actually makes a plush Cthulhu. They even have a Santa Cthulhu!

[http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/plush\_cthulhu.html](http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/plush_cthulhu.html)

Be sure to check out “Tales of the Plush Cthulhu:”

[http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/01.html](http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/01.html)

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/5 "2003-08-20T20:03:17Z")

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Cuddly toy Keith Richards. Now there’s nightmare fodder for baby.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/6 "2003-08-20T22:20:58Z")

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Maybe a plush chainsaw for the little psychos, it would need one of those squeeze sound generators for the real chainsaw sound effects.

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**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/7 "2003-08-20T23:54:57Z")

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Furry John Wayne Gacy

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/8 "2003-08-20T23:57:31Z")

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Plush lawyer dolls?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/9 "2003-08-21T04:23:33Z")

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Talking Chucky Dolls.

Freddy Kruger Beanies?

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/10 "2003-08-21T04:55:58Z")

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Tickle-me-Ozzie.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuddly-toy-concepts/196432/11 "2003-08-21T05:13:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biffy the Elephant Shrew \*  
> \*\*There should be a beanie elephant shrew. Nothing is cuddlier than an elephant shrew. \*\*

Not the only cuddly toy that was ever enjoyed…