# Cum one! Cum all! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528 "2007-01-19T00:30:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/21 "2007-01-19T04:03:05Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Is it frozen? Freeze dried? Just ripening in a baggy? Frozen. There’s a diagram on the guy’s website. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/22 "2007-01-19T04:37:44Z")
Doesn’t it go stale or something? ewwwwwwwwww ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/23 "2007-01-19T19:33:47Z")
I like the idea of just ripening in a baggy for some reason. Just adds to the overall grossness of the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/24 "2007-01-19T20:04:20Z")
_swallowing down her gag reflex_ I feel an odd sense of obligation as a lesbian to create a sphere of menstrual blood… ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/25 "2007-01-19T21:36:32Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] _swallowing down her gag reflex_ [/QUOTE] Perhaps not the best choice of words for this thread? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/26 "2007-01-19T21:40:23Z")
Well, I have to say ‘No’, but I don’t think I can get away with the “I gave at the office” line… ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/27 "2007-01-19T21:41:00Z")
[QUOTE=Ruby] Doesn’t it go stale or something? ewwwwwwwwww [/QUOTE] I wonder if anything has been added to prevent - ah - opprotunistic organisms from growing in there. Oh boy, there goes my mind: Fun Guy Fungi, Ex Coli, Love Mold . . . ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/28 "2007-01-19T21:45:38Z")
_Jizzoplasmosis_… ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/29 "2007-01-19T21:58:37Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] _Jizzoplasmosis_… [/QUOTE] Gold Star for you! 😃 An addition: Chlamydia ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/30 "2007-01-19T22:27:12Z")
[Sammy the Sperm] Go back, go back! It’s a hand job! [/Sammy the Sperm] ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/31 "2007-01-20T02:51:31Z")
Dear god… What will eventually become of that? Ok, someone buys it… and does what with it? Eventually wherever it is kept the power will go out… In any case someone’s gonna get sick of holding onto it. Then what? What do you do with _that_? And if it broke, **Lightnin’** , I’m 100% sure they’d be looking for a new janitor. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/32 "2007-01-20T12:35:47Z")
Produce the ultimate bukake movie and retire. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/33 "2007-01-20T15:56:27Z")
[QUOTE=Muffin] Produce the ultimate bukake movie and retire. [/QUOTE] Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/34 "2007-01-20T18:21:31Z")
I sense that an upcoming episode of “Fear Factor” may be the worst yet. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/35 "2007-01-20T19:08:53Z")
Oh, oh, oh…I keep thinking this thread has gotten as bad as it can get…(okay, now I’m thinking of Dave Chappelle as the crack addict guy on “Fear Factor” - “You know, this is not the first time I have drank some guy’s stuff…”) ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/36 "2007-01-20T21:25:14Z")
> [@clayton\_e](#): > > Ok, someone buys it… and does what with it? Has 40 kids, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/37 "2007-01-20T22:15:40Z")
[QUOTE=Count Blucher] Well, I have to say ‘No’, but I don’t think I can get away with the “I gave at the office” line… [/QUOTE] _ **I** _ can. 😉 What’s really funny is, when you click on the link to the artist’s site, it says “bandwidth exceeded”! ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/38 "2007-01-20T23:04:41Z")
[QUOTE=clayton\_e] What will eventually become of that? Ok, someone buys it… and does what with it? [/QUOTE] Make 10,000 omlettes? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/39 "2007-01-20T23:16:04Z")
[QUOTE=fighting ignorant] Make 10,000 omlettes? [/QUOTE] I once found a porn video based on this very premise. One girl doing the cooking, one girl doing the eating. I shit you not. It was almost vomit-inducing. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/40 "2007-01-20T23:16:38Z")
[QUOTE=fighting ignorant] Make 10,000 omlettes? [/QUOTE] I’ve seen some pretty disturbing stuff written on the boards… But I think you get the award for the first SDMB sentence that made me gag. Over and over. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528.md?page=3)