# Cum one! Cum all! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528 "2007-01-19T00:30:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/41 "2007-01-21T00:01:49Z")
[QUOTE=fighting ignorant] Make 10,000 omlettes? [/QUOTE] Great. Thanks to you, I’ll feel ill whenever someone say “egg substitute.” Bleh! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/42 "2007-01-21T00:10:21Z")
[QUOTE=Caiata] I have read in a textbook that the average male ejaculate volume is 3mL, so that would be around 333 donations. Of course, the textbook actually says, “an average of 3mL ± 6mL”, which seems to mean that _some_ guys actually **suck up** 3 mL of, I don’t know, ecto-ejaculate?, when they cum, so I’m not sure you can really rely upon this estimate. 😕 [/QUOTE] According to my Human Sexuality class from college, [retroejaculation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retroejaculation) is possible if certain conditions are met. Maybe this is what they’re talking about. . . ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/43 "2007-01-21T06:41:38Z")
From that site: > [@](#): > > In the past, in couples where the male has had retrograde ejaculation, the man has urinated into the female’s vagina in an attempt to conceive [citation needed]. Wikipedia is basically yelling **“CITE?”** And, again, ewww. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/44 "2007-01-21T07:35:31Z")
[QUOTE=elelle] What would make the piece Really Interesting to me is if there were a microscope lowered down into the cube, and a screen, so you could see what was going on at a cellular level. Are all the sperm swimming around and competing, is the cube teeming with life? Kinda cool to see that. Or is it a dead ol’ jizz pool? Blah. [/QUOTE] I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/45 "2007-01-21T08:47:39Z")
[QUOTE=Caiata] I have read in a textbook that the average male ejaculate volume is 3mL, so that would be around 333 donations. [/QUOTE] I had heard the band **10cc** was named because: [QUOTE=wikipedia] A widely-repeated claim, disputed by King[1], is that the band name represented a volume of semen that was more than the average amount ejaculated by men, thus emphasising their potency or prowess. [/QUOTE] Of course, the artist should enlist [Peter North](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_North_%28porn_star%29) as to cut down on the number of necessary donors. This of course has been told to me by an acquaintance, as I have never seen any pornography. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/46 "2007-01-22T03:49:36Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Oh, hee hee! Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour: Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!! Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump! Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than **Ms. Paris Hilton**? “Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!” ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/47 "2007-01-22T04:01:14Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Oh, hee hee! Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour: Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!! Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump! Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than **Ms. Paris Hilton**? “Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!” ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/48 "2007-01-22T04:06:34Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Oh, hee hee! Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour: Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!! Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump! Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than **Ms. Paris Hilton**? “Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!” ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/49 "2007-01-22T04:18:50Z")
God, can you imagine unlidding that and taking a whiff? _gag_ Bisquick _y_ bleach _hasta infinito_. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/50 "2007-01-22T04:26:46Z")
This thing should really be on the antiterrorism watch list. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/51 "2007-01-22T05:27:01Z")
I’d like to see David Blaine try to spend a week sealed in THAT thing. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528/52 "2007-01-22T08:43:10Z")
First the X-Box. Now the S-Cube. What will those home entertainment marketers think of next. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cum-one-cum-all/388528.md?page=2)