# Cunnilingus, how many names for it? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740 "2006-06-30T11:26:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/1 "2006-06-30T11:26:48Z")
No doubt this has been asked before but being a guest I don’t have access to the search programme. I’ll lead off then… Muff Diving Pearl diving Snarling in the busby…UK only I suspect Myrtle snutching…ditto… Rug munching Eating shredded wheat with salt on it Eating a Y sandwich …carry on 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/2 "2006-06-30T11:29:56Z")
Barking at the ape Bikini burger Bird-washing Bite the dog-end Blow some tunes Boating Box lunch Box lunch at the Y Brush one’s teeth Bush dinner Canyon yodeling Carpet munching Chew the she-fat Chow box Chow down on Georgia O’Keefe’s inspiration Clam dive Clam diving Clam lapping Connie Lingus Cunning linguistics Dine at the Y Dinner beneath the bridge Dip the brush Dive in the bushes Dive a muff Dive in the canyon Do it the French way Don the beard Donning the beard Doormat bashing Drinking at the fuzzy cup Drinking from the furry cup Eat fur pie Eat hair pie Eat muff pie Eat a tuna sandwich Eat a tuna taco Eat seafood Eat squirrel Eating a kipper pie Egg McMuff Face job Face the nation Fall in love Fanny noshing Feathery flick Fifty-nine Fish dinner French culture French job French kiss Mr. Lincoln French lessons Fur burger Fur pie Fuzz sandwich Fuzzburger Give a length of tongue Give face Go boating Go for sushi Go down and do tricks Go south Go under the house Go way down South in Dixie Gorilla burger Gorilla in the washing machine Growl at the badger Growl at the biter Growlbite Hairburger Hat job Have a box lunch Have a mustache Have a tuna sandwich Have box lunch Husband’s supper Kiss somebody’s down Kneel at the altar Labial titillation Lapping at the lint trap Larking Lay the lip Lick the slit Lickety-split Licking anchovy Lingual stimulation Lingual titillation Lip reading Lip service Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox Lip work Make mouth music Medicate the hairy paper cut Moustache ride Mouthlove Muff diving Muff munching Mumbling in the moss Munch the bearded clam Ocean pinking One-man band Parting the fuzz Pearl diving Picnic on it Playing in the sandbox Pug noshing Punch in the mouth Red wings Sack lunch Seafood dinner Shrimping Sip at the fuzzy cup Smoking the fur Sneeze in the basket Sneeze in the cabbage Sneeze in the canyon Speak Low genitalese Speak in tongues Swing low Talking to the canoe driver Talking to the boat people Telephone the stomach Tip the velvet Tongue bath Tongue wash Trimming the hedges Tuna taco Velvet buzz saw Wearing the beard Whistle in the dark Whistling in the weeds Worship at the altar Yodeling in the gully Yodeling in the canyon of love Yodeling up the valley … Did I just kill the thread? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/3 "2006-06-30T11:37:27Z")
How do I lick thee? Let me count the ways… ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/4 "2006-06-30T12:30:09Z")
Gee thanks Clockwork, you sure know how to make a guy feel inadequate ☹ Obviously you’ve made a study of the fine art 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/5 "2006-06-30T14:40:07Z")
I think you missed **quimle** v. to eat hairy pie (qv). I was quimling her, he quimled me, etc. **red wings** The honour bestowed upon someone who consumes a haddock pastie during rag week. 😛 There may be some more [here](http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm). Personally, this makes a jibbering wreck out of me. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/6 "2006-06-30T15:08:37Z")
sweet lord **Clockwork**. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/7 "2006-06-30T15:24:34Z")
[QUOTE=ShelliBean] sweet lord **Clockwork**. [/QUOTE] Isn’t his tongue tired yet…? :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/8 "2006-06-30T15:54:25Z")
Cunnilingus linguistics is not really my area of expertise. However, _Licking pussy_ has not yet been mentioned. Regardless of what it’s called, cunnilingus is IMO best performed by placing the clit between the lips (the oral ones) and vibrating the lips. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cunnilingus-how-many-names-for-it/362740/9 "2006-06-30T17:47:45Z")
[QUOTE=ArchitectChore] Cunnilingus linguistics is not really my area of expertise. [/QUOTE] Cunnilinguistics! New word (and possible band name)!