# curious george, Chronolict, JDM, and Chas. E., please come in here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 19, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665 "2001-09-19T20:43:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/21 "2001-09-19T22:25:47Z")
But of course, **Guin**. I’m not a big fan of George myself. But he has done better than expected so far with this crisis and Powell was one of the best choices he made. And anyone that tells Falwell off deserves one Get Out of Jail free card at least ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/22 "2001-09-19T22:29:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\* > And anyone that tells Falwell off deserves one Get Out of Jail free card at least \*\* Who told Falwell off? The only thing I heard was that a spokesperson said his remarks were “inappropriate”, which seems kinda mild for telling off…if you have a cite, I’d appreciate it. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/23 "2001-09-19T22:32:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*::don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here in the “liberal-but-not-a-fuckin-lunatic section” waiting for my white wine:: \*\* If you get bored, over here in the “conservative-but-not-QUITE-a-fuckin-lunatic section,” we’re barbecuing some animal we shot, on a stick. Over a fire, that’s creating pollution. Which we started with gas we siphoned out of our SUVs. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/24 "2001-09-19T22:35:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AHunter3 \* > \*\* I also think he’s got a hell of an ugly bunch of scorpions crawling around at his feet, and it would be a difficult dance for anyone. \*\* Nice turn of phrase! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/25 "2001-09-19T22:37:09Z")
Do you have a smoke cooker? I love smoked chicken… He told them that is was inappropriate-personally, think about it-when does the GOP tell off the Religious Right? Well, except for maybe John McCain-and he got his ass handed to him for that. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/26 "2001-09-19T22:38:40Z")
Allow me to add: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=88301](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=88301) You know, when I was 5, I had a Curious George doll, loved the thing. Now, if I ever see that little monkey again, I’m going to have this urge to spit in his eye. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/27 "2001-09-19T22:39:41Z")
Well, as long as it’s a ‘free range’ stick, **Milo** I guess it’d be ok. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/28 "2001-09-19T22:50:27Z")
Well, actually, we chopped down a tree in an old-growth forest to get the stick. ---
**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/29 "2001-09-19T22:56:48Z")
Oh, and that tree had a nest of baby spotted owls in it. They’re appetizers though, so it’s not like they’re going to waste. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/30 "2001-09-19T23:00:08Z")
Well, as long as the chef and lumberjack were unionized, and all had good self esteem, and we’ve got Social Security in a lock box, I think we’re fine. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/31 "2001-09-19T23:00:43Z")
“kicks named asses” sounds like an awesome band name. We would hafta change it to “The Kicks named Asses” Kicks being the noun and "named asses’ being the decriptive part. There are kicks, and these are named Asses. See what I am getting at? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/32 "2001-09-19T23:04:15Z")
Gobear: Your recovery is complete. Go forth and show the world the Way! ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/33 "2001-09-19T23:06:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > \*\*If you get bored, over here in the “conservative-but-not-QUITE-a-fuckin-lunatic section,” we’re barbecuing some animal we shot, on a stick. Over a fire, that’s creating pollution. Which we started with gas we siphoned out of our SUVs. \*\* After dinner, we’re going to begin shooting assault rifles at anything that moves, while drinking lots and lots of Shiner. It’ll be a blast! ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/34 "2001-09-19T23:09:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Demise \* > . . . while drinking lots and lots of Shiner. Common ground! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/35 "2001-09-19T23:16:25Z")
Cool, so can I like, shoot Joe Don Baker? Not to like, kill him, but like, in the butt, so he won’t be able to make anymore movies where he drops trou? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/36 "2001-09-19T23:18:36Z")
Oh, and by the way… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\* > Yeesh. And I thought all you lefty folks were _against_ torture. 😉 \*\* Where the heck did you get that idea? Why, not two weeks ago I acquired new elements of torture… Wait. Nevermind. I’m thinking of something else. > [@](#): > > If you get bored, over here in the “conservative-but-not-QUITE-a-fuckin-lunatic section,” we’re barbecuing some animal we shot, on a stick. And the joy of being only mostly liberal is that I can do this too. ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/37 "2001-09-19T23:25:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by minty green \* > \*\*Common ground! \*\* I’ll drink to that! Hmm, or maybe I already drank to that… Oh well, I’m sure I can do it again! Jus’ gimme…erm…an hour or two…_burp_ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Guinastasia_ > **Cool, so can I like, shoot Joe Don Baker?** Please! And while yer at it get Harvey Keitel too, he gets naked waaaaay too much. ---
**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/38 "2001-09-19T23:40:42Z")
Excuse me, but don’t lump me in with anyone else, I’m not part of any “Gang of Four” and I don’t speak for anyone but myself. I’m not speaking in support of anyone specifically. Now for your next act, you can viciously attack Congresswoman Barbara Lee [http://www0.mercurycenter.com/partners/docs1/044730.htm](http://www0.mercurycenter.com/partners/docs1/044730.htm) You know, there are people of principle that have reasonable objections to what is happening in this country. As far as I know, there is no Constitutional obligation for all Americans to think exactly the same. ---
**Author:** ![DPWhite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@DPWhite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPWhite)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/39 "2001-09-19T23:58:41Z")
Okay children, one more time. Terrorists were directly resposible for the bombings. No liberals, moderates or conservatives participated. Responsibility lies with the perpetrators. Saying permissiveness or intolerance or stupidity or immorality caused or contributed to the bombing (or that it was God’s punishment) ignores the facts. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665/40 "2001-09-20T00:02:09Z")
The Gang of Four must get their brilliance from their mutual squick sessions. Except I think even a cum-filled brain could STILL have some basic understanding of reason, logic, and facts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-george-chronolict-jdm-and-chas-e-please-come-in-here/82665.md?page=3)