curious george, Chronolict, JDM, and Chas. E., please come in here.

[SPOOFE]

I win by default.

Can anyone say “SCORE!”?

[Stiletto]

*Originally posted by wring *
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*Originally posted by Stiletto *
**And waiter, could I have a seat in the “liberal-but-not-a-fuckin-lunatic section”…but I want some of that dead animal, too, please. **

Sure, did you want the Spotted Owl Appetizers or the Condor Casserole? **

Actually, do you have any of those pygmy-owl egg appetizers left? They were really good last time, and nobody serves them anymore…How is the Condor Casserole? I’ve never tried it. I’ve heard it tasted just like peregrine falcon, though. And I also want a couple of buffalo burgers to go, for later.

Thanks. Sorry I took so long to make up my mind.

tips wring an extra $20

-Stil

[wring]

*Originally posted by Stiletto *
**How is the Condor Casserole? I’ve never tried it. I’ve heard it tasted just like peregrine falcon, though. And I also want a couple of buffalo burgers to go, for later.

Thanks. Sorry I took so long to make up my mind.

tips wring an extra $20

-Stil **

::slips $20 into bra::

Well, the Condor Casserole is one of our best sellers, but I hear the chef has a Panda paw pate that’s to die for, served with a generous portion of fillet o’snail darter.

[WolfpackJeep]

*Originally posted by SPOOFE *
**

I win by default.

Can anyone say “SCORE!”? **

Don’t forget to add the :wally .

By the way–Stiletto, you are wonderful.

[Stiletto]

*Originally posted by wring *
::slips $20 into bra::

Well, the Condor Casserole is one of our best sellers, but I hear the chef has a Panda paw pate that’s to die for, served with a generous portion of fillet o’snail darter. **

Ooooh. That just sounds too good to pass up.

Hey! Why isn’t the penguin parfait still on the menu, dammit? [sub]That’s half the damn reason I stuck around to eat anyway. mutter[/sub]

There’s another $20 in it for you if you can get them to make me one.

hands wring another $20, just to see where she puts it

*Originally posted by Jeep’s Phoenix *
By the way–Stiletto, you are wonderful.

Smiles at Jeep’s Phoenix Thank you. You made my day.

Hmmmm. Looks like Chas never came back. Oh, well. At least I can enjoy my dinner.

-Stil

[wring]

*Originally posted by Stiletto *
**Hey! Why isn’t the penguin parfait still on the menu, dammit? [sub]That’s half the damn reason I stuck around to eat anyway. mutter[/sub]

There’s another $20 in it for you if you can get them to make me one.

hands wring another $20, just to see where she puts it ;)**

Hmmm. the Penguin Parfaits - well, you know we ran out of vanilla ice cream and the chef (a real purist you know) has this whole black/white dichotomy thing going on. ( :: gently scooping up the additional $20 and secreting it into her French Twist :: ), but for you, maybe I could talk him into a Penguin Split?

[waterj2]

*Originally posted by Stoid *
What exactly are you proposing, Chas? That we all get together in the back room and assign one person to debate you? In case you haven’t noticed, it is not possible to shout you down, this is a message board, everyone gets to speak, speak carefully, thoughtfully, and be “heard” just fine, because we are * reading *. (Which is the absolute beauty of message boards!). It also doesn’t matter how many people are arguing with you in terms of your response. If you say: “The sky is green with shades of red around the edges”, and 50 other people tell you it’s blue, you don’t have to respond to all 50 of them separately, and you know that perfectly well.
…
What you’ve done here is the equivalent of saying “You’re all mean! I’m going home and taking my ball with me, and that means I won the game!”

::Applauds::

That was beautiful. Thank you.