# Curious Man totally owned by colander!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067 "2013-06-27T22:41:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/1 "2013-06-27T22:41:13Z")
The thread was closed, but shitstain **Curious Man** , who sooo wants some of that Caucasian pussy was totally owned [by **colander** here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16421011&postcount=61). The thread was closed, but good on colander. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/2 "2013-06-27T22:52:14Z")
Well, but really, low-hanging fruit, you know? Roddy ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/3 "2013-06-27T22:59:38Z")
Yes, but if you snag the low hanging fruit with style, it should be acknowledged. ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/4 "2013-06-27T23:07:23Z")
I’ve been crushing on **colander** since she showed up. He showed up. Whatever. Pretty sure\*\* colander\*\* holds me in utter contempt, but I’m also pretty sure **colander** holds everyone in utter contempt. That’s so hot. ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/5 "2013-06-28T00:18:10Z")
Didn’t realize until I opened the thread that **Curious Man** and **colander** are people (or, at least they are users of SDMB). That is a **very** weird thread title until you realize that!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/6 "2013-06-28T00:22:31Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > I’ve been crushing on **colander** since she showed up. He showed up. Whatever. Pretty sure\*\* colander\*\* holds me in utter contempt, but I’m also pretty sure **colander** holds everyone in utter contempt. That’s so hot. +1 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/7 "2013-06-28T00:43:20Z")
> [@Canadjun](#): > > Didn’t realize until I opened the thread that **Curious Man** and **colander** are people (or, at least they are users of SDMB). That is a **very** weird thread title until you realize that!! :eek: It made me imagine some guy somehow getting his face stuck in a colander and staggering around clawing at it. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/8 "2013-06-28T00:45:26Z")
> [@Canadjun](#): > > Didn’t realize until I opened the thread that **Curious Man** and **colander** are people (or, at least they are users of SDMB). That is a **very** weird thread title until you realize that!! :eek: Me too, I was expecting a youtube video and wondering why the thread was in the pit. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/9 "2013-06-28T01:48:13Z")
If **Curious Man** happens by, I’d love to ask why he said > [@](#): > > What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16418376&postcount=24). Without properly attributing the quote to the movie he [plagiarized it from.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508/quotes?item=qt0403070). :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/10 "2013-06-28T01:49:14Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It made me imagine some guy somehow getting his face stuck in a colander and staggering around clawing at it. Kinda what happened… ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/11 "2013-06-28T02:06:46Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > I’ve been crushing on **colander** since she showed up. He showed up. Whatever. Pretty sure\*\* colander\*\* holds me in utter contempt, but I’m also pretty sure **colander** holds everyone in utter contempt. That’s so hot. - a gazillion times a gazillion ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/12 "2013-06-28T02:07:10Z")
I can’t quite get a handle on what that thread was about, but now I really want a radio controlled mini helicopter. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/13 "2013-06-28T02:07:52Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I can’t quite get a handle on what that thread was about, but now I really want a radio controlled mini helicopter. Covered in line-dried cheese jerky. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/14 "2013-06-28T02:15:58Z")
I daresay that’ll upset its thrust-to-weight ratio. Put it beyond tolerance. Lactose tolerance. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/15 "2013-06-28T03:11:26Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It made me imagine some guy somehow getting his face stuck in a colander and staggering around clawing at it. Ditto! I thought that Curious Man must be some youtube character and that somehow he was baffled and dominated by a pasta strainer. ETA: That really was a fantastic post in the other thread, **colander**! ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/16 "2013-06-28T03:17:59Z")
I am kind of surprised I got away with that. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/17 "2013-06-28T03:57:16Z")
Difficult to moderate when your laughing out loud, I’d guess. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/18 "2013-06-28T04:01:43Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It made me imagine some guy somehow getting his face stuck in a colander and staggering around clawing at it. In black-and-white, right? You write informercials for a living, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/19 "2013-06-28T05:08:52Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Yes, but if you snag the low hanging fruit with style, it should be acknowledged. > [@kayaker](#): > > The thread was closed, but shitstain **Curious Man** , who sooo wants some of that Caucasian pussy was totally owned [by **colander** here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16421011&postcount=61). The thread was closed, but good on colander. In India, low hanging fruit snags YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Tracijo67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@Tracijo67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracijo67)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/20 "2013-06-28T05:20:25Z")
> [@colander](#): > > I am kind of surprised I got away with that. I died a little on the inside when you responded to his outraged litany with “Hey, it’s fine if she’s a little meaty!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067.md?page=2)