# Curious Man totally owned by colander!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067 "2013-06-27T22:41:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/21 "2013-06-28T06:05:41Z")
Careful **colander** - you’ll strain something. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/22 "2013-06-28T07:09:01Z")
I wasn’t sure why **colander** was scolding me in another thread. But i visualized a tall Lesbian chick wearing silk and latex, whipping and taunting me. Loved it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/23 "2013-06-28T12:50:05Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > In black-and-white, right? You write informercials for a living, don’t you? /slowclap ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/24 "2013-06-28T17:50:20Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > In black-and-white, right? You write informercials for a living, don’t you? “Hey, you’re the guy who can’t operate a colander!” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/25 "2013-06-28T18:00:26Z")
I was hoping for a link to a YouTube video of someone seriously injuring themselves with a colander. If someone could provide one, that would be great. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/26 "2013-06-28T18:16:29Z")
About 10 seconds from the end of this clip, a baby gets hit in the face with a colander, but it’s pretty unimpressive. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/rqrJpPkX8L8/hqdefault.jpg "Baby Harvey playing in the cupboard") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqrJpPkX8L8) ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/27 "2013-06-28T19:04:16Z")
Many a time, we have sat around the living room at night, despondent, commiserating about the lack of good quality video clips depicting colander on human violence. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/28 "2013-06-28T19:10:49Z")
This makes me want to record one, but I’d have to shower first. Eh, seems hard. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/29 "2013-06-28T19:13:12Z")
Didn’t somebody 'round these parts brag about how many colander’s they owned once, as if having 3 of them was a huge status symbol of some sort? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/30 "2013-06-28T19:27:30Z")
Yes, that rings a bell. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/31 "2013-06-28T20:29:42Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Didn’t somebody 'round these parts brag about how many colander’s they owned once, as if having 3 of them was a huge status symbol of some sort? Oh, yes. I was apart of that thread. Let me go look… ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/32 "2013-06-28T20:39:41Z")
Yup. It’s a pit thread from a few years ago and not worth dragging back up, but here is a quote from it: > [@lindsaybluth, please provide a cite](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/615): > > this thread is still going? awesome. has colanders officially become a dope meme yet? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/33 "2013-06-28T21:09:07Z")
All Hail colander, the King of Kitchen Utensils!! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/34 "2013-06-28T21:30:52Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Yup. > > It’s a pit thread from a few years ago and not worth dragging back up, but here is a quote from it: That explains where he got his sock handle from then. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/35 "2013-06-28T21:36:50Z")
While **colander** ’s posts were funny, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16418381&postcount=25) was actually my favorite part of the thread: > [@Curious Man](#): > > but the hate I have gotten has not really been as much from the White crowd, more from other Indian guys who were jealous, funny how it works: > > “hay, how did u pick up white girl?” > > Me: Nonresponsive > > “OH FUCK U IDIOT!” How dare those other Indian guys assume that **Curious Man** would want to talk about the [only](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=686823) [topic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=686710) [he](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=690362) _[ever](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=690516)_ [talks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=686671) [about](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=694824)! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/36 "2013-06-28T21:46:48Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > That explains where he got his sock handle from then. Thanks! Thank god investigators like you are on the hunt. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/37 "2013-06-29T00:40:52Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > That explains where he got his sock handle from then. Thanks! That concludes this week’s episode of _ **Bob Ducca** : Mistaken Detective._ Stay tuned for a preview of next week’s exciting adventure, where our hero visits a dairy farm in a misguided but lovable attempt at trying to figure out where Jews come from and how they managed to get away with doing 9-11. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/38 "2013-06-29T00:42:26Z")
> [@colander](#): > > That concludes this week’s episode of _ **Bob Ducca** : Mistaken Detective._ Stay tuned for a preview of next week’s exciting adventure, where our hero visits a dairy farm in a misguided but lovable attempt at trying to figure out where Jews come from and how they managed to get away with doing 9-11. Ooh! Popcorn, please! ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/39 "2013-07-09T03:23:44Z")
I fucking love you, **colander**. Even when you’re an asshole for no good reason. But usually you’re a hilarious asshole for great reasons. Please live long on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067/40 "2013-07-09T04:26:23Z")
\*\*colander \*\*is definitely one of those posters who I know hates me, but I love him to pieces. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curious-man-totally-owned-by-colander/662067.md?page=3)