# Current Fantasy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/current-fantasy/364353>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/current-fantasy/364353 "2006-07-13T17:22:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/current-fantasy/364353/1 "2006-07-13T17:22:00Z")

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Last night I dreamed about eating fatty foods. Today, all I want is a back rub from a professional masseuse.

Daydreams of sex and/or exotic travel have taken a back seat to creature comforts.  
What’s your current fantasy?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/current-fantasy/364353/2 "2006-07-13T18:27:44Z")

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I’ve occasionally toyed with the idea of starting a thread about non-sexual fantasies. Here’s a couple:

Sometimes I like to think of people that I hate being locked in a room together…say, annoying co-worker locked in a room with evil step-dad. What would happen? Wouldn’t be pretty, I can tell you that much.

If I find myself working with several other people in a small space, say, if the whole family is in the kitchen putting away the groceries, I like to pretend that we are actors in a play and all of our bending and stretching and turning and bumping into each other is actually a highly choreographed performance.

I know…I’m an utter freak.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/current-fantasy/364353/3 "2006-07-13T18:28:57Z")

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I want to be stretched.

Fortunately, this will happen in about 4.5 hours. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/current-fantasy/364353/4 "2006-07-13T18:31:59Z")

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Getting enough sleep.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/current-fantasy/364353/5 "2006-07-13T18:58:53Z")

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Getting a job animating.  
You know, like what I went to school for and am in debt because.