# Curse of the Golden Flower has too much cleavage on the girls. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261 "2007-05-01T03:56:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xnylder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbce88/32.png) [@xnylder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xnylder)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/21 "2007-05-01T18:03:16Z")
I went into this movie with these words of wisdom from a friend, and I will gladly pass them on as a warning: This is not a kung-fu movie, this is a historical soap opera with kung-fu. That understood, I enjoyed it greatly. The cleavage, however, was over the top. Tops, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/22 "2007-05-01T18:17:50Z")
wooby wooby wooby! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/23 "2007-05-01T18:35:58Z")
It must be jelly 'cos jam don’t shake like that. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/24 "2007-05-01T18:51:41Z")
[QUOTE=gonzomax] Some people like cleavage. I personally look down on it. [/QUOTE] This may be something I need to look into… ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/25 "2007-05-01T19:21:42Z")
This movie is relevant to my interests. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/26 "2007-05-01T20:11:17Z")
Great. Now I’m going to be making motorboat noises all night at work. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/27 "2007-05-01T21:06:21Z")
[QUOTE=Ogre] Hoo boy. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but, boobies! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/28 "2007-05-02T02:24:45Z")
[QUOTE=Ogre] Just out of curiosity, is it another wire-fu movie? [/QUOTE] Sounds like underwire-fu. _runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/29 "2007-05-02T02:44:43Z")
BOOBIES! (It cant be said enough.) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/30 "2007-05-02T22:22:52Z")
I have a message button I always wear to SF conventions. It reads, in tiny, tiny type: Cleavage inspector . . . thanks. Works, too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261/31 "2007-05-03T04:11:37Z")
I know this thread is not about Penelope Cruz’s cleavage, but [Volver](http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/volver/penelope_cruz/volver6.jpg) _is_. Just thought some of you would like to know. )( 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curse-of-the-golden-flower-has-too-much-cleavage-on-the-girls/402261.md?page=1)