# Curses! I need suggestions for curses!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curses-i-need-suggestions-for-curses/109665>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 18, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curses-i-need-suggestions-for-curses/109665 "2002-05-18T03:07:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curses-i-need-suggestions-for-curses/109665/21 "2002-05-20T05:02:10Z")

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May you spend the afternoon in a nice, soft chair – my dentist’s.

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curses-i-need-suggestions-for-curses/109665/22 "2002-05-20T10:01:34Z")

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Son of a submariner!  
That’s just fun to say, though it’s not very wounding…

May you be forced to tapdance barefoot on a bed of molten lava while giving oral pleasure to a male orangutan of dubious personal hygiene! (apologies to Grant Naylor)

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**Author:** ![Stinkybeef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Stinkybeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stinkybeef)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curses-i-need-suggestions-for-curses/109665/23 "2002-05-20T11:30:21Z")

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Go puff a white owl  
Eat my fuck

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curses-i-need-suggestions-for-curses/109665/24 "2002-05-20T14:07:43Z")

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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the lips. (with apologies to Zappa.)

May you be skinned alive and dunked in kerosene.

May you be covered in raw meat and fed to rabid dogs.

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