# Custom chinese Zodiac signs and your future told here

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**Created:** [May 2, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-chinese-zodiac-signs-and-your-future-told-here/18405 "2000-05-02T23:54:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-chinese-zodiac-signs-and-your-future-told-here/18405/61 "2000-05-04T19:12:17Z")

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Pandora

1938-1998

Sign? Tiger

Tigers are very ambitious yet honest. They are also very creative. In fact I predict that you will author a book about big Cats in your future under the pseudonym "Claude Bawls.

Goodluck

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**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-chinese-zodiac-signs-and-your-future-told-here/18405/62 "2000-05-05T08:38:21Z")

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[QUOTE]  
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you are very…shy.  
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HAH!

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> …you will wander off into the wrong part of the forest and Elmer Fudd will pop a cap in your ass.  
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Eminently possible, but then I’ll bean him with his rifle.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-chinese-zodiac-signs-and-your-future-told-here/18405/63 "2000-05-05T09:10:42Z")

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> Purplebear
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> A word of ancient wisdom. Do not attempt to tell the Swami what your sign is before he has told you. He is screwing this cat, you are just holding it’s tail. Ok? On with it then.
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> 1947-1995
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> Sign? Boar
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> You are noble and creative. Your friends will be life long. The simplicity of your character is admirable. However you have a tendency to snarfle your food down at the dinner table. Avoid other Boars as it would tend to be a mess at feeding time. Marry a Rabbit, they can do marvelvous things for your sex life with a simple carrot.
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:o Sorry, Swami aha. I was only trying to help. :o

Thank you for that. I appreciate it when someone else can see my fine qualities. \<being facetious as usual\>  
However, I do **not** snarfle my food! I am the slowest eater in this entire area. Well, my daughter is running a close second these days…  
I have no idea what Mr Bear is, he falls in the 1946-1994 range. I somehow don’t picture him as a rabbit, though. 🙂

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