# Custom Licence Plates — Seen in the Wild

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965 "2023-11-11T02:25:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
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Saw **MGICMOM** on the way home today. Magic Mom?

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One of the shortest personal plates I’ve ever seen, just now — **NK**

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**Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1983 "2025-11-05T01:57:45Z")

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Yesterday and today I made the reverse road trip. 650 miles of interstate and a bunch of state highway and city driving. Got a new collection:

- **JAWS⎵III** on Maine plates. Maybe they have shark problems up in Maine?

- **MTNDOVE** on New Hampshire plates. Is there a Mount Dove in NH?

- **KIDZ MD** ; evidently a pediatrician.

- **1⎵BADD⎵B** on a generic white pickup.

- **YOBYBYO** on a car with a kappa alpha psi license plate frame on the back and a kappa alpha psi decorative plate on the front. Making me suspect the plate itself represents some one of their secret phrases or something. An inside reference to his frat-mates. Or not?

- **ICE⎵TWO** on a family wagon driven by a soccer mom. She might be rethinking keeping that plate about now.

- **DRUSKA**. Somebody’s last name?

- **TESSY⎵1** on a Tesla Model S driven by a 40-ish woman. Is her name Tess too?

- **IRON⎵TOY** on a fairly gussied up Harley Davidson motorcycle.

- **CWOG** on an NY plate. Perhaps Chief Warrant Officer with a last name G-something?

- **SMURFF** on a dark blue Tesla Model S. It wasn’t a very Smurfly shade, but I get the idea.

- **717 DC8** on Nevada plates. Those may well be ordinary series plates, but the existence of the McDonnell Douglas DC8 & MD-95 later renamed to Boeing 717 made this interesting to me at least. If it isn’t a series plate, the owner is somehow related to Douglas airliners from the early 1960s to the late 1990s.

- **CRMTZND**. WTF? I am pretty sure I got the letters correct.

- **CUJO** on a very ratty and filthy early 1990s Honda CR-X. Not a very aggressive car to carry that very aggressive name.

- **5ICILY**. Evidently proud of their Italian heritage.

- **PRO⎵BOG1** on an SUV driven by a 40-something woman. Pro for professional maybe, but what’s the bog? Short for bogger, as in offroad mud-bogging maybe? The SUV was clean and not off-road equipped. No suggestive stickers either. A mystery.

- **FRANCY1** on a white pickup driven by a hefty 50ish dude who looked like he worked outdoors for a living. Maybe his given name is Francis? I know I’m not gonna give him any crap about it.

- **G⎵GIRLS** on a Hummer SUV driven by a 50ish guy with a scraggly white beard. Looked more counterculture artsy type than mountain man or axe murderer. “Good girls?” G is the 7th letter so maybe “7 daughters”? Otherwise I got no clue.

- **FLY BELA** on a Suburban or equivalent mongo SUV driven by a 50-something woman who looked like the stereotypical aging and now matronly flight attendant. Named Bela perhaps?

- **PAULA⎵35** on a **[Maserati GranTurismo Trofeo - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_GranTurismo#/media/File:Maserati_GranTurismo_Trofeo_IMG_7283.jpg)**. Paula is indeed about 35 and very good looking. Happy birthday to her from somebody; perhaps herself.

- **J NUNZ**. Probably short for Nunzio or similar last name.

- **PATRO** on yet another generic white pickup truck. No stickers or plate frames to give context. Maybe short for “patriotic”? Or short for an Italian name like Patronelli or something.

- **GALICIA**. More proud Italians.

All in all a good haul for about 12 hours of driving.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> - **GALICIA**. More proud Italians.

Correction:

- **GALICIA**. More proud ~~Italians~~ Spaniards hiding amongst the Italians. 😉

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**Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1985 "2025-11-05T16:36:08Z")

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**MICOLO** which may be a bad phrase in Spanish.

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Good girls?” G is the 7th letter so maybe “7 daughters”? Otherwise I got no clue.

Perhaps an out and proud fan of the _Golden Girls_ tv show?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1987 "2025-11-07T00:44:41Z")

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Saw **PENS FAN** this morning. We’re nowhere near Pittsburgh but there’s a surprising amount of Penguins fans here.

Also saw **PRLJAM** in the parking garage.

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**Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1988 "2025-11-07T19:06:43Z")

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Last night I saw **NDORFAN**. At first I thought it meant “Nandor fan”, like that’s their favorite character on _What We Do in the Shadows_. But then I thought maybe it’s supposed to sound like “Endorphin”?

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**Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1989 "2025-11-07T19:15:25Z")

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Maybe they just like being indoors.  
[![](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/headache.png) ](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/headache.png)

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**Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1990 "2025-11-07T21:53:38Z")

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Or they had good taste and liked the TV series [Andor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andor).

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**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1991 "2025-11-08T03:58:05Z")

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On an F-150 pickup: **CBLGUY** No commercial marking on the truck so perhaps a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

On an Arizona Highways plate: **BAGHDAD**. Possibly referring to the Iraqi capital but given the plate, company town [Bagdad, Arizona](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagdad%252C_Arizona) (without the H) named after the city by people without a gazetteer handy.

[![](https://azmvdnow.gov/content/images/plates/ArizonaHighways.jpg) ](https://azmvdnow.gov/content/images/plates/ArizonaHighways.jpg)

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**LVNDRHZ** which I assume is Lavender Haze. I was also expertly cut off by a minivan with **MERLIN**.

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**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1993 "2025-11-08T18:57:46Z")

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**GILLIAN** may want to watch out for the the **TOPG8R**. That later one had a Florida Gators emblem on the plate, so I assume they meant the Gators are the Top, not that they were the top player on the team.

`//i\\`

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
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> [@icon](#):
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> so I assume they meant the Gators are the Top, not that they were the top player on the team.

Maybe they meant they were the President (or whatever appropriate head honcho title) of the university.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1995 "2025-11-10T22:07:53Z")

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Utah handicapped plate: **PINKIE**

Little finger, nickname, or looking for The Brain, who knows?

Also, customized but not with text, an ASU “Sparky” plate with red rhinestones glued to the larger letters and a few yellow ones scattered about. No image as the current plate is the Fear the Fork design which is mostly black.

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**Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1996 "2025-11-11T07:29:47Z")

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Certainly possible, but it was not a Florida plate, so unlikely they were actually that (maybe it is aspirational).

It was not an EV but at lot of cars do mostly run on **SFTWARE** these days. And the pick up truck was certainaly **BIG␣N␣UF** I thought. The Mets fan (based on a sticker) is probably likely from **NU␣YRK**. I suppose that **P5LM091** is appropriate to keep in mind while you are driving around, especially if there any reckless drivers about.

`//i\\`

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Yesterday I saw a University of Miami booster plate. Those only hold 5 characters. The text was **UM1US**.

“University of Miami is #1 with us?” “We and the University of Miami are one?” Something like that.

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**Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1998 "2025-11-11T15:50:05Z")

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“Miami is #1 in the US?”

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I have a feeling I know where the man I saw driving the **CH3NAI** is from, or where he hopes he was anyway.

`//i\\`

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BLUHIPO. The car was, in fact, bright blue, and rather 'potomal in shape.

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