# Custom Licence Plates — Seen in the Wild

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965 "2023-11-11T02:25:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/821 "2024-11-11T06:17:20Z")

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Or they run a chemical supply company, specializing in hydroxides.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/822 "2024-11-11T13:42:12Z")

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California plate: **HMNBIRD**

At first I thought it was for HUMAN BIRD, but later I realized it must be for HUMMINGBIRD. Must be a hummingbird fan.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/823 "2024-11-11T18:11:11Z")

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I saw a giant suv (Escalade?) with the plate **Vicktum**. Does it refer to the owner, which would be pathetic, or to the many bodies that can be stashed in the vehicle?

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/824 "2024-11-11T18:18:23Z")

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I saw one this morning **PSEDCBA**.

No clue, other than the last five letters are the first five of the alphabet in reverse order.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/825 "2024-11-11T23:19:45Z")

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Last night I saw a truck with the license plate DRUMMR I presume the owner is a drummer in a band

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/826 "2024-11-11T23:36:15Z")

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**MSTEACH**

Might be a woman school teacher or a Microsoft-certified instructor.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/827 "2024-11-12T00:42:26Z")

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**STINKI**

I don’t even want to guess

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/828 "2024-11-12T17:21:46Z")

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Today I saw **XX5XX**. Which would be pretty suggestive all by itself. 9 X’s is like 3 triple-X pornos all at once. Just how wild are these people?

But it was attached to a BMW X5 and that sorta neutered the message. Which may have been their idea all along. Perhaps it’s better to be a stealthy sex fiend than an openly advertising one.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/829 "2024-11-12T17:30:06Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Even before seeing the pix I was going to suggest that **PSYDUCK** had something to do with psychology.

This is my guess  
[![](https://meccha-japan.com/620480-large_default/figure-come-on-psyduck-pokemon.jpg) ](https://meccha-japan.com/620480-large_default/figure-come-on-psyduck-pokemon.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/830 "2024-11-12T17:31:01Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Might be a woman school teacher or a Microsoft-certified instructor.

Or a teacher with a master’s in science

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/831 "2024-11-16T20:02:26Z")

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A Lotus Emira, with California plates **MY EMIRA.**

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/832 "2024-11-17T12:33:36Z")

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I saw an ordinary car with **⎵L⎵⎵PITZ**.

Maybe it’s somebody with the last name of “Pitz”; some googling shows there are such people although that spelling is not one I’ve ever encountered in person. “Pitt” or “Pitts”? Sure. “Pitz”? Nope.

But I prefer to think it’s Spanglish for “_el_ pits” as in “this is the pits; it sux.” Who’s to say?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/833 "2024-11-17T15:17:49Z")

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Someone that loves physics?  
[![](https://i.imgur.com/vZRaUUL.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/vZRaUUL.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/834 "2024-11-17T15:47:56Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Someone that loves physics

Or a fan of _Breaking Bad_?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/835 "2024-11-17T16:41:02Z")

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I wonder if that guy’s wife has **HRSNBRG** on her car? 😉

I vaguely remember that when personalized plates became available in CA when I was a teen there was a brief fad for **HIS xxx** and **HER xxx** plates. I think I remember seeing a pic or in real life a pair of Corvettes in a driveway with **HIS VET** and **HER VET**. Back in the day CA plates only had room for 6 characters total with a mandatory central space between the two halves.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/836 "2024-11-17T21:03:46Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> I saw one I can’t now remember but it inspired me to think about getting one for Mrs Cad. I wouldn’t because she would not find any humor in it.  
> 1ING L8

Wouldn’t that work better as 1ING W8?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/837 "2024-11-17T22:02:36Z")

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Saw a Rolls Royce convertible with Illinois plate **ROCK&nbsp;OH**.

Maybe may they made their money in the quarry business in nearby Ohio.

Or Rocco is the driver’s nickname.

At first glance I thought it was **ROCK&nbsp;ON**. But it definitely wasn’t.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/838 "2024-11-17T22:11:49Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> Wouldn’t that work better as 1ING W8?

Unrelated, but comedian Jonathan Ross has a lisp and on the internet (podcast, twitter handle etc) he goes by “Wossy”.

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> At first glance I thought it was **ROCK ON**.

[That’ll](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQmok3BcHs) be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/839 "2024-11-17T23:08:11Z")

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I saw a HALF ORC today. I’m guessing it’s a D&D player who likes barbarians.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/840 "2024-11-19T13:55:47Z")

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**9927SPD**

Here’s an example of why in California, you MUST go in to the DMV to order your personalized plate for correct spacing.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/sgJACb9.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/sgJACb9.jpeg)

Really, this should say: **992 7SPD** , with a space after the 992. When you order online in California you currently cannot insert a space if you want 7 characters. See here ➜ [Special Interest License Plate](https://www.dmv.ca.gov/wasapp/ipp2/initPers.do) ■

But when you go in to the DMV, the old paper application allows for 7 characters plus a half space.

Which is what I did for my plate. My current plate is not very imaginative. It’s on my Subaru Outback Wilderness (or, OBW), and it is simply something like (but not exactly): **OUTBACK**. Like this (again, not exactly):

[![](https://i.imgur.com/cJP1ze2.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/cJP1ze2.jpeg)

As I said, it’s not very imaginative. I was in a bit of a rush when I ordered it. But I wanted something a little more obscure and that also paid homage to my last vehicle which was a Jeep. So I recently ordered something like (but not exactly): **JEEP OBW**. I needed the space after Jeep or else it would be **JEEPOBW**. Not good. It looks terrible without the space:

[![](https://i.imgur.com/LWFcdiF.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/LWFcdiF.jpeg)

It should arrive in a few weeks.

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