# Custom Licence Plates — Seen in the Wild

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965 "2023-11-11T02:25:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1341 "2025-05-13T23:55:02Z")

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**71 IMI** had me perplexed until I remembered that there’s a asphalt company in town called IMI. This was one of their fleet vehicles, I saw the company logo on the side of the truck when it turned.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1342 "2025-05-14T01:26:53Z")

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This morning, I saw a 1970s-era pickup truck with **4 REST**

Is he a lumberjack?  
Is he a forest ranger?  
Is he retired?

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1343 "2025-05-14T01:28:08Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> Is he retired?

Is he an undertaker?

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1344 "2025-05-14T02:12:09Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> 4 REST

The Mattress King

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1345 "2025-05-14T02:29:06Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> Is he a lumberjack?  
> Is he a forest ranger?  
> Is he retired?

Is he a former University of Alabama football player, Vietnam War veteran, ping-pong champion, ultra-marathon runner, and shrimp magnate?

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1346 "2025-05-14T05:57:01Z")

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Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1347 "2025-05-14T12:38:47Z")

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Is his first (or last) name Forrest?

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1348 "2025-05-14T13:32:56Z")

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LVNGD3D, on a Tesla, but I don’t think the car matters.

Living Good 3D? Perhaps it’s that.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1349 "2025-05-14T13:56:03Z")

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Living dead? They’re fans of zombie movies?

Living DDD? As in she has truly enormous (probably fake) breasts?

Living god 3D or loving god 3D?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1350 "2025-05-14T16:13:24Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Living dead? They’re fans of zombie movies?

Yeah, my brain immediately went to “Living Dead,” too.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1351 "2025-05-14T17:18:09Z")

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A serious deadhead (fan of the Grateful Dead) might mean  
Loving the 'Dead.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1352 "2025-05-14T19:40:37Z")

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Just saw one at the groc store. Late model Mercedes E-series convertible in bright red. The FL standard plate said **SPOILD2**. I have no doubt.

I wonder what other attributes they brag of in addition to “…, and spoiled too.”? The licence plate frame was from a local dealership, so no clue there.

Unfortunately I saw it parked in the lot while I was driving off, so I did not have a chance to patrol the store looking for who it might belong to.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1353 "2025-05-15T03:02:38Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I wonder what other attributes they brag of in addition to “…, and spoiled too.”?

Maybe they’re so spoiled that they have more than one fancy car, and the other has the plate SPOILD1.

Or maybe they’ve got an even more spoiled sibling who has that plate.

(Or maybe SPOILD1 was already taken . . . )

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1354 "2025-05-15T17:32:00Z")

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A guy I knew in high school had an F250 with the vanity plate TRUCK2, because TRUCK and TRUCK1 were already taken.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1355 "2025-05-15T20:24:11Z")

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Saw two today. The first was a bit of humorous incongruity, or maybe incongruous humor.

A plain white rather raggedy cheapo sedan with the FL plate **IKOOL**. Evidently they don’t express their ~~coolitude~~ koolitude in their ride.

  

The other was less fun.

A nice SUV whose FL standard plate read **RIP⎵JLN**.

I don’t know if JLN are initials, Julien, or Julie N. Nor whether they were friend, parent, sibling, spouse, or child. But a sad story told in very few characters.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1356 "2025-05-15T20:59:16Z")

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Can we post bumper stickers in this thread?

The other day I saw a vehicle with one of those STUDENT DRIVER bumper stickers that have become common, except the owner edited it with a marker so that it read STUD ~~ENT~~ DRIVE ~~R~~ N.

It was on an early 2000s Explorer with a smashed up passenger door. A real stud’s ride 🙄.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1357 "2025-05-15T21:13:28Z")

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Here’s my recent bumper sticker coup:

> [@Amusing Signs](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amusing-signs/997074/641):
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> A couple weeks ago I saw something on the back of a car that looked from a distance like a campaign bumper sticker. Background was three wide horizontal stripes in bright blue / red / blue pattern. The writing was white letters and included some 5-pointed stars. So far so ordinary. But as I got closer I saw it said GIANT METEOR \*\*\*\*\* 2024 \*\*\*\*\* Just End it Already I’m sure lots of us can get into that sentiment.

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**Author:** ![Topologist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/topologist/32/3208_2.png) [@Topologist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Topologist)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1358 "2025-05-16T00:45:04Z")

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This one has me scratching my head a bit. Seen in a parking lot, a black Mini Cooper Countryman I think it was, with the license place **BLKCARGO**. My first thought was “bulk,” but that doesn’t seem right. Black Car Go?

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1359 "2025-05-16T00:56:01Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> But a sad story told in very few characters.

_For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn._

On the back of a Tacoma with a St. Finian’s cross sticker in the back window and a First Responder plate: **VANLLA**.

Okay… I guess.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/1360 "2025-05-16T03:52:28Z")

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Today: **TWINZ 95**

I checked the Minnesota Twins’ 1995 season and they sucked. They finished 5th with a 56-88 record. That’s a .389 winning percentage.

So maybe they had a set of twins born that year.

As for **LVNGD3D** , if she really did have DDD breasts then I should have turned around and looked. But I didn’t even think that was a possibility.

I must be getting old.

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