# Custom Licence Plates — Seen in the Wild **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965 "2023-11-11T02:25:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 2925
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965/2925 "2026-04-15T20:36:37Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > M’kay is a common jokey spelling for Okay. Years ago, around 2012 whenI first joined here there m was a Doper here with the name **umkay** but she got banned for lying about herself. She posed as a quadriplegic and had a long thread, something like Ask the Quadriplegic, something like that. She really had a lot of people going, and then ‘she’ was discovered for being a complete fraud and was banned. Apparently ‘she’ was doing something similar on another board. Added — DO NOT REPLY TO THIS. I DON’T WANT TO HIJACK THIS THREAD. A brief mention about that troll, **umkay** **Umkay has been banned** > [@Umkay has been banned.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umkay-has-been-banned/626267): > > Umkay has been banned. There is evidence that s/he is not the rich, beautiful, plucky quadriplegic s/he has presented him/herself to be, but in fact a person who has created false personas not only here at the SDMB but at other message boards as well. From the registration agreement: “We reserve the right to revoke the posting privileges of persons misrepresenting themselves on the SDMB.” As we said earlier, we’ve been fooled before. We will doubtless be fooled again. If you do see a situa… **Who was the worst troll on this site? A vote for umkay** > [@Who was the worst troll on this site?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/8): > > Umkay, the fake paraplegic. [Ask the Girl in the Wheelchair - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=652342) **The f#ck? I died?** > [@the FUCK?!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024): > > I DIED?! Count me in as one of the people who’d be real fuckin’ interested in those wake details, since a corpse-less funeral should be pretty fuckin’ strange. Ditto that fuckin’ obituary. NotOkay–You sick fuck. What you just did is so fucking disturbing. I know we’re not supposed to accuse people of being trolls on this forum, but I beg special circumstances, Mods. Plus, this isn’t an accusation; it’s a FACT. This motherfucker is NOT my brother, and that was such a gross violation of forum ru… **The biggest whoosh on the Dope? A vote for umkay** > [@What's the biggest whoosh you've seen on the Dope MB?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-biggest-whoosh-youve-seen-on-the-dope-mb/740875/2): > > The sad saga of Umkay comes to mind (if you call that a whoosh). AGAIN, DO NOT REPLY TO THIS. I DON’T WANT TO HIJACK THIS THREAD. A quick search on umkay will reveal a lot about the troll. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-licence-plates-seen-in-the-wild/992965)._