# Custom Poster Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-poster-titles/63850>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 30, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-poster-titles/63850 "2001-04-30T14:34:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-poster-titles/63850/1 "2001-04-30T14:34:56Z")

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Know how it says “member” under most posters’ usernames?

If you had the power to change that title for a few posters, what would you like to make it? (And let’s not take this to the pit :D)

For instance:

Chief Scott: Instead of “member” would have: “Horny Sailor”  
Lynn Bodoni: Queen O’ The Pit (obviously)  
Twist of Fate: Guinness Sucks  
Esprix: The Gay Guy (another no-brainer)

Work with it. Have fun with it.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-poster-titles/63850/2 "2001-04-30T15:45:15Z")

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Guinness Sucks?

what are you talking about, my good man?

I LOVE Guinness!!  
Nacho4sara could have “badass ninja rockstar”, soda could have “Original Swedish Chick”.

I don’t know what I could put under mine, but I would never be able to pass St. James’ Gate in good concious if I had that 😉