# Custom Profiles By UncleBeer! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400 "2000-04-03T18:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/21 "2000-04-03T23:58:00Z")
wooohoooo Unclebeer, I’d like one please. I’ll mail you a case of beer. * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/22 "2000-04-04T00:00:00Z")
Well, I’ve asked this in the Apology to Wally thread already, but hey: fix me one of them profiles too! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/23 "2000-04-04T00:02:00Z")
Uncanny, UncleBeer. * * * Homepage: [www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov](http://www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov) Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer). Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/24 "2000-04-04T00:24:00Z")
All these people showing off their Official Wally sigs make me want to puke. Just wait til I flaunt my official UncleBeer profile! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/25 "2000-04-04T00:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > ## Chrome Toaster Member Posts: 208 Registered: Dec 1999 posted 04-03-2000 01:54 PM > > Dear UncleBeer, > Since I was one of the unfortunate souls who didn’t receive an official “By Wally sig-line”, could you either write me a sig line or one of those profiles? > Thank you in advance for your consideration. > Sincerely, > Chrome Toaster, > approval seeker ## I got buzzed on the apology thread, but as you can see, Dear Uncle, I asked even before **this** thread existed!!😛 I must correct and update my original letter, though: Wally **did** get to my sig-line 🙂 I will not be used!! Oh, wait, I’m an appliance. Never mind… (sig from the endlessly creative mind of WallyM7) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/26 "2000-04-04T00:28:00Z")
I guess there’s not much point in **me** asking for a profile. * * * On UncleBeer’s shit list ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/27 "2000-04-04T00:32:00Z")
Lisa, I’m having a problem with your sig because your profile is kind of…vanilla. Not much to work with, but you haven’t been forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/28 "2000-04-04T00:58:00Z")
Since I “stole” my Wally-sig, I don’t suppose I have much of a right to ask for anything else. But what the hell, I’m asking. 🙂 * * * This is getting hard. Somebody relieve me. (A Wallian exclamation) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/29 "2000-04-04T01:37:00Z")
Ohhhhhh, Unca Beer, Do Me… That didn’t come out right. ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/30 "2000-04-04T01:43:00Z")
Um… I’m kinda new around here, and… um, I’d really like to have… um, a profile… Pretty please? : :pouting:: I too missed out on a Wally sig. ☹ ::sits back down:: * * * _That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch._ ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/31 "2000-04-04T01:45:00Z")
WHOOPS! That should have been \. Darn these here smilies… shoulda disabled 'em all long ago. * * * _That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch._ ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/32 "2000-04-04T01:45:00Z")
I’d like one, too. Pretty please with sugar on top. 🙂 * * * MaryAnn I’m into superstition, black cats, and voodoo dolls (\<—written in case Ricky reads this board) ---
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/33 "2000-04-04T02:31:00Z")
Unc, I know we’ve had some rough times in the past, but you know I’m up for a brilliantly hilarious profile \>:-) * * * “My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” _This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_ If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://http:%5C%09alk.to%5CPiglet) ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/34 "2000-04-04T02:43:00Z")
Let’s see how that worked out… * * * ## _SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) SanibelMan Homepage: [http://www.I](http://www.I)’mjustagigolo.edu Occupation: Teen-age gigolo Location: Sanibel Island, Florida, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe 1, you know, the one with 3 dimensions… Interests: Paper, Plastics and Canvas Bags (Note: I don’t know why he said that either. --Sani) –UncleBeer, who rocks. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/35 "2000-04-04T02:50:00Z")
Oh, UncleB, I tried mightily to refrain from causing you any extry work, but I just can’t _hep_ myself. Please? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/36 "2000-04-04T03:36:00Z")
[chortle, gloat, snort] And they say there’s no God! [/chortle, gloat, snort] ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/37 "2000-04-04T03:45:00Z")
Ok UncleBeer, how about one for me ? Please. * * * “Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7 Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/38 "2000-04-04T03:47:00Z")
C’mon UncleBeer, you need to change my profile so that my custom-made Wally sig no longer makes any sense! I’m all about confusing people! Puh-leeze! * * * “You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/39 "2000-04-04T04:04:00Z")
Hey, I’ll think about sending you a dollar if you make me a genuine **UncleBeer ™** profile! * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. _I just washed my cat. It’ll take me hours to get the hairs off my tongue._                                         --100% certified genuine **WallyM7™** sig ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/40 "2000-04-04T04:15:00Z")
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