# Custom Profiles By UncleBeer! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400 "2000-04-03T18:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/41 "2000-04-04T04:44:00Z")
Mememememememe. Having met The Man Himself not once but twice (and having some _really_ great pictures of him on my website), I think I’m up for a UBProfile. And I want a Wally Sig, too. Cuz I don’t really have a sig. And I’d like one. So get to it, gentlemen. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/42 "2000-04-04T04:45:00Z")
Ok, I don’t know if I fucked something up or what, and I don’t know if that previous post went through or not, so I’ll try again. I want an UncleBeer profile AND a Wally sig. Please? * * * My Excruciatingly Commonplace Homepage: [FireMoon](http://www.crosswinds.net/~firemoonbcs) ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/43 "2000-04-04T04:48:00Z")
Man, I _know_ I got that 1986 Amsterdam Torture museum poster around here Somewhere… * * * God created Man, and then said,“Hell,I can do better than that !” Courtesy of Wally’s Sig-O-Rama ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/44 "2000-04-04T11:47:00Z")
All right! Who gave Uncle Beer the booze BEFORE he updated our profiles? He’s passed out in the corner again. BTW, Wally, I’ve updated my profile to make life easier for you! * * * 67.5% of all statistics are made up \<---- Wally plagiarized sig line ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/45 "2000-04-04T12:04:00Z")
I couldn’t have a blander profile, Unc–would you do me? On the flo…wait, no that’s not it. Would you write me a profile? I’ll supply any necessary details on request… Thank you, thank you, thank you… -Pix * * * My classes are optional. So is graduating. (Get your Sig by Wally today!) ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/46 "2000-04-04T12:34:00Z")
Don’t bring the hooligan out by making me wait too long Unc. On the other hand, don’t get yerself fired ;). ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/47 "2000-04-04T12:36:00Z")
Don’t worry about him, Unc. Man United fans are couch hooligans 😃 * * * **Defect borg: _“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”._** * * * **WallyM7** on Coldfire: _ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _ ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/48 "2000-04-04T13:00:00Z")
Is that all you’ve got lined up to throw at the Germans this year Coldfire? Maybe the clog boys fight with couches, not us ;). ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/49 "2000-04-04T13:13:00Z")
Just so our American friends get this too: Man United has so many “fans” that most of them see the games on Sky Sports from their couches. Having seen the barf pictures of Andy on one of the Doper Get-togethers, I’m pretty confident that Andy’s a REAL hooligan though 😉 Speaking of the Germans, are they bringing their normal selection or the youth squad (which would be under 35 ;))"\> Don’t worry about them though, Andy. I’m sure England will beat them in the semifinals, just before you get your arses kicked by some genuine Dutch clog wood 😃 OK, end of hijack. Sorry about that, carry on. (P.S.: Andy, one more thing: I ordered tickets a few months back (EUR 55 for a group match, the bastards!!), and it turns out I’m gonna see Italy - Turkey. Not bad… could have been worse, like England - Romania or something :D)) * * * **Defect borg: _“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”._** * * * **WallyM7** on Coldfire: _ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _ ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/50 "2000-04-04T13:21:00Z")
Worst thing about Euro 2000? I’m gonna be here and miss the whole freakin’ show. Fuck my luck. Gonna have to buy me a short band radio, switch off the sound on the tv (idiot commentators on ESPN) and hope I don’t get fired. I’ll have to start working at night…when the bars are open. And get a special short haircut and a travel kitty together in case it \*_really_ kicks off ;). ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/51 "2000-04-04T14:06:00Z")
Wow, the chance to be involved in a scheme that torments Wally one day, and then tormenting UncleBeer the following day. What a dream come true! What’s next? Ironic Hotmail account names created by Coldfire? * * * We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/52 "2000-04-04T14:17:00Z")
Mully, don’t you dare. I’ll have you design Flattering Webpages for all female dopers if you even START such a thread 😉 * * * **Defect borg: _“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”._** * * * **WallyM7** on Coldfire: _ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/53 "2000-04-04T14:30:00Z")
OK, UncleBeer - if Wally says it’s a good idea… 🙂 Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/54 "2000-04-04T14:35:00Z")
Ooooooh, I love your way of thinking, Mully. Come on Coldy, strut your stuff. 😃 * * * Homepage: [www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov](http://www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov) Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer). Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/55 "2000-04-04T14:52:00Z")
You bunch of poseurs. UncleBeer loves me best. My sig line features a whole story he wrote about me and he wrote it a long time ago. :P~ Off to the land of gloaters. HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/56 "2000-04-04T15:29:00Z")
Unca, profile me! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/57 "2000-04-04T15:33:00Z")
:: sliding a Tall Frosty Harp over to Unca Beer :: any chance of a profile?? * * * \*\*Id rather be no one than someone with no one \*\* ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/58 "2000-04-04T15:51:00Z")
No fair! John’s trying to cut in line by bribery with alchohol! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/59 "2000-04-04T16:31:00Z")
UncleBeer’s _never_ gonna forgive me. * * * Homepage: [http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil](http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil) Occupation: Swabbie Pounder, First Class Location: Anywhere you feckless landlubbers ain’t. Interests: Navy Chow, Port of Call, The Head, Air Superiority ICQ Number: CVN69 **– An UncleBeer Profile** “Avast and ahoy, landlubbers! Shore leave’s in August. Hide your women.” **– A WallySig** ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/60 "2000-04-04T20:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Diane > Homepage: [www.where’smybeer.org](http://www.where'smybeer.org) > Occupation: Pining for UncleBeer > Location: My heart is with UncleBeer (and I wish my body was, too) > Interests: I’ll give you one guess Puuuuuuuuuurfect. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400.md?page=4)