# Custom Profiles By UncleBeer! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400 "2000-04-03T18:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/101 "2000-04-18T02:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **BigRoryG** > Homepage: [www.I’mBig.com](http://www.I'mBig.com) > Occupation: Photographer wannabe > Location: The darkroom > Interests: Yes. **Nice!!** Thanks Unc. I love not having to be original by myself. * * * “My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” _This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_ If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://http:%5C%09alk.to%5CPiglet) ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/102 "2000-04-18T02:37:00Z")
Uh, is it too late to whine and look pitiful and bereft in hopes of getting an UncleBeer profile? I’m a tad on the obscure (not to mention boring) side, but I’m sure it’s not beyond UncaBeer’s capacity to make me sound interesting. ::koff:: Speaking of UncleBeer’s capacities, if he shows up at Chicago Dopes 2000 I could express my appreciation in the form of generous amounts of brew. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/103 "2000-04-18T02:57:00Z")
I’ll have one too, with a side of onion rings. That is, uh, sir, if that’s okay with you, erm, sir. ::backs away slowly, bowing:: ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/104 "2000-04-18T03:02:00Z")
Oh wow! Thank you ever so much! 🙂 * * * Homepage: [www.idahospuds.com](http://www.idahospuds.com) Occupation: Side dish Location: the oven, 400 degrees for 45 minutes Interests: fine dining, sour cream and butter. _-custom profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/105 "2000-04-18T16:15:00Z")
Thank you, **UncleBeer**! I’m still going to keep bugging **Wally** , tho. I’m evil that way. Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/106 "2000-04-18T16:27:00Z")
I think UncleBeer is ignoring me on purpose. I’m gonna go crawl into a ball under my desk and drown my sorrows in a box of Nerds. (the Willy Wonka basket persists!) * * * A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/107 "2000-04-18T16:32:00Z")
Um…nevermind. I didn’t read the whole page 2 before making my accusations. * * * A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/108 "2000-04-18T16:43:00Z")
Unc, these profiles are very witty. I, however, am [i[not\* green with envy…::koff…::mmmble:: A tip of the derby to you. I thought I put you on the spot. Instead, I created a legend. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/109 "2000-04-19T05:51:00Z")
I love mine and I’m changing my profile right now. And as you know, I also love you, **OncleBiere**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/110 "2000-04-20T00:27:00Z")
Thank you very much, UncleBeer! I would’ve thanked you earlier, but my hands were stuck under this Kapton tape. ::Off to change my profile:: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/111 "2000-04-20T06:15:00Z")
If I’m not too late please include me in your targets… er… profiles. ## Yes, I’m a newbie but that just adds to the challenge doesn’t it O Great One? The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/112 "2000-04-21T01:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by UncleBeer: > **Kat** > Homepage: [www.kitkatclub.com](http://www.kitkatclub.com) > Occupation: Exotic Dancer > Location: Weimar Republic > Interests: High heel shoes, sexy stockings and revealing costumes Cool. But…um…does this mean I have to start wearing high heels? Damn. Ah, well, anything to keep from making UncleBeer a liar. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/113 "2000-04-21T03:01:00Z")
Unclebeer you bastard, you had better give me a fucking profile or I’m gonna’ come over to wherever the F\*\*\* you are and cikc you straight in the vagina. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/114 "2000-04-26T14:25:00Z")
\ Oh golly gee! Thanks UncleBeer!!! * * * **Night Rabbit** Homepage: [www.nocturnallagomorph.com](http://www.nocturnallagomorph.com) Occupation: Easter Bunny Location: A cozy burrow Interests: Carrots and screwin’ pretty much covers it ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/115 "2000-04-26T14:28:00Z")
\ Oh golly gee! Thanks UncleBeer!!! * * * **Night Rabbit** Homepage: [www.nocturnallagomorph.com](http://www.nocturnallagomorph.com) Occupation: Easter Bunny Location: A cozy burrow Interests: Carrots and screwin’ pretty much covers it ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400/116 "2000-04-26T14:32:00Z")
\ Oh golly gee! Thanks UncleBeer!!! * * * **Night Rabbit** Homepage: [www.nocturnallagomorph.com](http://www.nocturnallagomorph.com) Occupation: Easter Bunny Location: A cozy burrow Interests: Carrots and screwin’ pretty much covers it _Custom UncleBeer profile_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-profiles-by-unclebeer/16400.md?page=5)