# Custom sig lines by Mr Socko **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796 "2000-04-10T02:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/1 "2000-04-10T02:55:00Z")
I am convinced I can beat out Wally and come up with better sig lines, so if ya want 'em come get 'em. Just say you want one and ala-ka-ZAM! Mr Socko will produce a custom sig line just for you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/2 "2000-04-10T03:10:00Z")
So, if yours _isn’t_ better that Wally’s, would you be offended if I didn’t use it? If not, take your best shot! * * * My kids brighten up our home. They never turn the lights off. - **A Wallyism** ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/3 "2000-04-10T03:21:00Z")
here you go, Two cows were gossiping. Said one: “I herd it through the bo-vine.” ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/4 "2000-04-10T03:23:00Z")
I need a new sig line. I am getting a little tired of mine, but give it a go Socko. I may consider it. * * * If at first you don’t succeed you’re about average. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/5 "2000-04-10T03:25:00Z")
You obviously read Imthecowgodmoo’s going away post. Cow jokes galore. Anyway, I hear you’re a troll and I’m not supposed to feed you. So give me my cracker back and take this here plastic six-pack ring. * * * My kids brighten up our home. They never turn the lights off. - **A Wallyism** ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/6 "2000-04-10T03:27:00Z")
here ya go, What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? … Pumpkin pi. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/7 "2000-04-10T03:29:00Z")
ok, Sue give me a second chance, here ya go, File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/8 "2000-04-10T03:37:00Z")
Hey Socko, I kinda like that. * * * What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? … Pumpkin pi. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/9 "2000-04-10T03:59:00Z")
IF Sue doesn’t want this one, File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)? it’s up for grabs. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/10 "2000-04-10T04:35:00Z")
\ * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/11 "2000-04-10T05:00:00Z")
Well, I can’t compete with genius. I’m turning in my signature license. It was fun while it lasted. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/12 "2000-04-10T05:04:00Z")
Hey Wally, I got a sig for you here it is, Police station toilet stolen… The cops have nothing to go on. * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/13 "2000-04-10T15:48:00Z")
bump! * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/14 "2000-04-10T16:00:00Z")
Socko you are nothing more than an old signature whore. But give me one I may like it! * * * I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. _famous C&W song_ Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/15 "2000-04-10T18:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Mr Socko: > \*\* > > Police station toilet stolen… The cops have nothing to go on. > > \*\* I have to admit thid one was really funny. * * * Thanks for the smile this morning. How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know? Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please _~~ originally posted by GolfWidow_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/16 "2000-04-10T18:15:00Z")
Here ya go, Aha, Wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac! ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/17 "2000-04-10T18:16:00Z")
Angkins, here ya go, Mushrooms always grow in damp places … and so that is why they look like umbrellas. * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/18 "2000-04-10T18:19:00Z")
Bring it on Socko! Thanks Wally, this one’s going in the archives. 😉 * * * Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/19 "2000-04-10T19:18:00Z")
Yo, Demo, hows it going, well, here ya go, “Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!” * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/20 "2000-04-10T20:10:00Z")
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