# Custom sig lines by Mr Socko **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796 "2000-04-10T02:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/21 "2000-04-10T20:12:00Z")
Anyone else? * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/22 "2000-04-10T20:14:00Z")
Sorry, got flustered by my good fortune. Of course, I meant “It is I!” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/23 "2000-04-10T20:18:00Z")
Mr Socko, you apparently don’t know the difference between “custom sigs” and “off-the-shelf sigs.” ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/24 "2000-04-10T20:18:00Z")
Test run * * * “Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!” - Mr Socko ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/25 "2000-04-10T20:20:00Z")
Wally - Was I too hasty? It was new to me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/26 "2000-04-10T20:31:00Z")
Compromise is the spice-free of life. * * * “Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!” - Mr Socko > [@](#): > > Originally posted by tshirts: > **Wally - Was I too hasty? It was new to me ☹** ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/27 "2000-04-10T21:11:00Z")
Dear Mr. Socko, I was too shy to ask Wally for a sig. Would you mind creating one for me? ---
**Author:** ![woodwoodrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@woodwoodrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodwoodrules)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/28 "2000-04-10T21:24:00Z")
While you’re waiting, you might like these mottos: [http://www.theatlantic.com/unbound/wordgame/wg229.htm](http://www.theatlantic.com/unbound/wordgame/wg229.htm) The Winners The Three Musketeers: “En garde, we thrust.” Heloise: “The glass is always cleaner on the other side.” Oscar de la Renta: “Creased is creased and pressed is pressed and never the train shall pleat.” [http://www.mcs.brandonu.ca/~ennsnr/Tags/FULLDECK\_hype.html](http://www.mcs.brandonu.ca/~ennsnr/Tags/FULLDECK_hype.html) [http://www.herbison.com/canon/fulldeck.txt](http://www.herbison.com/canon/fulldeck.txt) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/29 "2000-04-10T22:05:00Z")
Ummm, well, tshirts stole my sig. Can I have a different one? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/30 "2000-04-10T22:12:00Z")
Sorry Democritus, I didn’t mean to take yours. I’m done with it, so you can have it used, and dumped-on by Wally, if you have no pride. ☹ I really mucked it up for you, didn’t I. I’m on the list for one from Wally- you can have first crack at that one, if it will make you feel better. * * * Wally - Was I too hasty? It was new to me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/31 "2000-04-10T22:23:00Z")
## tshirts, you can have the one he did for me if you want…I wasn’t asking for one. I do appreciate the time and effort though! 🙂 Thanks for the smile this morning. How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know? Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please _~~ originally posted by GolfWidow_ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/32 "2000-04-10T22:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by WallyM7: > **Mr Socko, you apparently don’t know the difference between “custom sigs” and "off-the-shelf sigs."** ## you tell him wally!! I wouldnt be caught DEAD in one of his fake wally-skin sigs!! Homer: Can’t they get a pole for that sign? Bart: Dad, that’s a hitch hiker. ---
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/33 "2000-04-10T23:04:00Z")
You’re sigs were funny, but Wally’s right, there totally store bought. Oh well. Better luck next time. **Don’t feed the Trolls!** * * * “My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” _This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_ If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://http:%5C%09alk.to%5CPiglet) ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/34 "2000-04-10T23:05:00Z")
I like my wally original. Not a socko copy * * * Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer. Sig Courtesy of Walley ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/35 "2000-04-11T00:55:00Z")
Thanks Angkins- > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Angkins: > \*\*tshirts, you can have the one he did for me if you want…I wasn’t asking for one. I do appreciate the time and effort though! 🙂 > \*\* It is I. * * * Mushrooms always grow in damp places … and so that is why they look like bumbershoots. ---
**Author:** ![woodwoodrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@woodwoodrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodwoodrules)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/36 "2000-04-11T01:13:00Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000911.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000911.html) > [@](#): > > Originally posted by WallyM7: > \*\ ***Hey!** > > Lay off. Mr Sock is our new sig master. He’s doing a fine job with the custom original sigs. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/37 "2000-04-11T02:51:00Z")
OK, Green Bean here is yours, I’m quite sure I have never been here before. … Vuja De. If the tshirt guy takes it well just take it anyways. * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/38 "2000-04-11T02:59:00Z")
Ok Demo here’s yours, if somebody takes it f\*\*\* em. ## Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do up there. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/39 "2000-04-11T03:01:00Z")
Oh no, Mr. Socko! While I was waiting for yours, Wally stepped in and gave me one! I’ll keep yours for backup, in case my brother gets disbarred. Thank you! * * * Back off, man. My brother’s a lawyer. (Thanks, Wally!) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796/40 "2000-04-11T03:15:00Z")
Welp these are up for grabs, File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)? I’m quite sure I have never been here before. … Vuja De. “Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!” * * * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-sig-lines-by-mr-socko/15796.md?page=3)