# Custom titles now available!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [February 16, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262 "2010-02-16T23:19:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/61 "2010-02-17T15:29:52Z")

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> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#):
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> It’s a quote 🙂
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> [Advisory\*\* - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=551515)

That’s the best Sidney! I laughed out loud, honestly!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/62 "2010-02-17T15:32:20Z")

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Excellent work, **Sidney Evgeni Jordan**! Now, does anybody want to be “The Swarthy Stuart” or something? 😛

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/63 "2010-02-17T15:33:08Z")

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If anyone bought **me** a custom title, I think I’d just modify **Ed** ’s default to _ **"Gifted Member – Cecil Said So"** _😃

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/64 "2010-02-17T15:45:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> To set or change your custom title, go to User CP \> Edit Your Details, enter the title of your choice in the Custom User Title box, and hit Enter or scroll down and click on Save Changes. You should now see your custom title on your profile page and under your username on all your posts.

I just went to User CP \> Edit Your Details but I don’t see anything new at all and no Custom User Title box.

Is it over already? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/65 "2010-02-17T15:47:21Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I love it when a plan, in this case one that can cause a “newbie” (their term, not mine) to pay to join, comes together. 😃
> 
> Sid, spend more time in GD or other places I hang out. We need more wiseasses.

Thanks. I don’t spend much time in Great Debates, so I didn’t realize there were wiseasses there. Whenever I go in there it seems so SERIOUS but I’ll give it another try.

> [@Zoe](#):
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> Welcome, Sidney! Is your last name pronounced like the stadium at Alburn or the river?

Like the river. Or, like [this guy.](http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09164/977260-61.stm)

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/66 "2010-02-17T15:48:07Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> I just went to User CP \> Edit Your Details but I don’t see anything new at all and no Custom User Title box.
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> Is it over already? :dubious:

I just did it, like 2 minutes ago. Worked for me, following those instructions. You sure the charge went though and everything worked ok on the Paypal part?

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/67 "2010-02-17T15:50:33Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> I just went to User CP \> Edit Your Details but I don’t see anything new at all and no Custom User Title box.
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> Is it over already? :dubious:

First you have to purchase your Custom User Title.

Go to User CP/Paid Subscriptions/Custom Title Member Subscription and follow the prompts to purchase. (Usual PayPal rules apply.) THEN go to Edit Your Details, etc.

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**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/68 "2010-02-17T16:29:12Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Excellent work, **Sidney Evgeni Jordan**! Now, does anybody want to be “The Swarthy Stuart” or something? 😛

Thanks. I got my new title just in time for post number 666. I will be sure to make that one EVIL.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/69 "2010-02-17T16:33:14Z")

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I should also mention if you use the PayPal “eCharge” option of paying for this PayPal will hold up your fun until it processes the transaction, which may take 5 business days or more. This is a holdup on the PayPal side and we have no control over it. When they release the funds to us the title becomes available.

If you do this you might want to talk to one of us so we can reset your timeclock on this if needed.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/70 "2010-02-17T17:48:53Z")

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> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#):
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> It’s a quote 🙂
> 
> [Advisory\*\* - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=551515)

I think we may have the making of a new SDMB meme.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/71 "2010-02-17T17:58:29Z")

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Woo hoo!

[Eat it, Ducky](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2585834&postcount=2)!

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/72 "2010-02-17T18:15:38Z")

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> [@xash](#):
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> Members and Charter Members will have their titles replaced by their chosen custom title. Mods and admins have Moderator and Administrator on a new line below their custom titles.

Any chance you could consider allowing Charter Member to appear on a new line also? Some people will be less likely to pay for a new title if it means overwriting Charter Member.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/73 "2010-02-17T18:26:23Z")

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I was reading a thread where one of the posters had something …_different_… under eir name, and wondered what was going on. Came over to ATMB, found this thread, and whee! I just signed up for a week of custom title, and while I was in there, I renewed my subscription.

I am now embarassed to find that I can’t think of a decent custom title.

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**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/74 "2010-02-17T18:44:43Z")

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I got mine 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/75 "2010-02-17T19:00:31Z")

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It was either this or Banana Republican.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/76 "2010-02-17T20:05:51Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I was reading a thread where one of the posters had something …_different_… under eir name, and wondered what was going on. Came over to ATMB, found this thread, and whee! I just signed up for a week of custom title, and while I was in there, I renewed my subscription.
> 
> I am now embarassed to find that I can’t think of a decent custom title.

Pssst. [Hey.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12128918&postcount=11)

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/77 "2010-02-17T20:20:54Z")

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… ummm, if someone can’t afford to spend the money, could he/she use their title in their sig line?😉

Q

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/78 "2010-02-17T20:29:45Z")

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> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#):
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> Do it.

Brooks Orpik. Apparently, someone said he looked like a creepy guy who would lure kids into his van with promises of “free candy.” (The exact details – whether it was his fellow Pens who said everything, or someone made a photoshop of him in a van with “free candy” painted on the side after they heard it, idk. I’ve heard both.)

Isn’t the PG version that his hits are like “free candy” (so not to upset the family-friendly crowd?) 😉

But did you hear that now it’s “Freedom Candy” since he’s playing for the US team?

(Sorry, sorry, for the off-topic stuff)

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/79 "2010-02-17T20:34:51Z")

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> [@Ed\_Zotti](#):
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> Avatars suck.

Now if you’d said “Avatar sucks”, I could have agreed with you.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-titles-now-available/529262/80 "2010-02-17T20:37:51Z")

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> [@Ed\_Zotti](#):
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> Avatars suck. However, if the price were right, maybe we could talk. I’m thinking $500 a minute.

**Ed Zotti** , I think I love you. Keep on keepin’ the SDMB free from this scourge.

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