# Custom Written Songs By Sealemon! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224 "2000-06-02T16:56:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/1 "2000-06-02T16:56:13Z")
Sealemons wonderful attempt at entertaining me yesterday with his funny song writing skills ([See Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26206)) got me to thinking… Why not get him to share his great talent with everyone on the board? Provide him with a little info on what you would like your song to be about. It’s Friday so I’m sure he’s not busy at work and is just looking for something to do so let’s help him out and request a custom written song from Sealemon! Come on everyone, don’t be shy! 😃 _(make this good everyone since I’m sure he won’t be talking to me for a few days after this)_ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/2 "2000-06-02T17:13:51Z")
YO Seale, ole buddy ole pal; fix me up! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/3 "2000-06-02T17:17:50Z")
I’d like a song. I’m not picky I don’t really care what it’s about. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/4 "2000-06-02T17:27:29Z")
Ooooo Seale, my buddy…I’d _love_ a custom song from you! How about one about love? Or sex? Or both! 😉 Or about whatever you think I might like, I’m not picky! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/5 "2000-06-02T17:41:50Z")
Come on Seale, hook me up! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/6 "2000-06-02T17:45:54Z")
Gotta get in on this offer early. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/7 "2000-06-02T17:49:36Z")
Woohoo! I want one too. I may even put music to it, so make it good (I don’t even mind if it is dirty which it will probably be knowing what you guys think of me sometimes…heheheh). 😉 HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/8 "2000-06-02T17:54:10Z")
How’s about a song for me set to the tune of “Shaft”? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/9 "2000-06-02T18:07:43Z")
I got in way too late to get a sig from WallyM7 so I want a song from Sealemon. Please? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/10 "2000-06-02T18:48:16Z")
Please make it about some of my favorite things: 1. Bopping yourself on the head with an empty 2-liter bottle because you like the noise 2)Twinkle lights 3)Diet Coke 4)New socks 5)Having everything arranged perfectly in neat little rows or compartments (depending on the situation) Thanks! Can’t wait to hear it… ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/11 "2000-06-02T18:50:29Z")
Ooh, I would LOVE a song! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/12 "2000-06-02T19:00:59Z")
I’d love to have a custom written song from Sealemon!! It can be about anything you want it to be about and it can be as dirty as you want it to be! ::anxiously waiting:: ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/13 "2000-06-02T21:54:18Z")
Shanin, you and I have to have a little talk… Ya nut! 😉 Mega the roo: I wrote you a litle ditty before, remember? Sorry, but every time I see your name, this is the ditty I think of: (To the tune of Winnie The Poo) Mega the roo, Mega the roo, Hops all around the town and so can you! Mega the roo, Mega the roo, Bounces from Saskatchewan to Timbuktu! Sunshine: (To Whip It) Dum dum dum dum dum, get out of bed! Dum dum dum dum dum, grab a bottle of pop. Dum dum dum dum dum, hit your head! Dum dum dum dum dum, then go grab some socks! If a problem comes along, you must sort it! It will keep you going strong, once you sort it! I like those twinkle lights, if they’re sorted! I’ve been known to start some fights, if shit’s not sorted! Now sort it…into shape…shape it up… Well, you get the picture. ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/14 "2000-06-03T01:57:53Z")
How about one for me about hair? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/15 "2000-06-03T02:23:40Z")
Ah yeah, I wanna song too. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/16 "2000-06-03T02:24:02Z")
Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong Sing of good things, not bad Sing of happy, not sad La la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la. Will you sing for me, Sealey? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/17 "2000-06-03T03:33:43Z")
I want a song. How about it, Sealemon? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/18 "2000-06-03T05:08:32Z")
Seale, what’s the deal??? (Hey! I rhyme! :D) You’d better get on the ball and write us dopers some songs! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/19 "2000-06-03T12:30:17Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d love to have a custom written song from Sealemon!! It can be about anything you want it to be about and it can be **as dirty** as you want it to be! > > ::anxiously waiting:: Oh, _really_? (To We Didn’t Start The Fire) Trojan Man, handcuffed hand, baby oil on the sheets, balls, cock, wet wild pussy opens up. Whipped cream, whip me, whip me to a frenzy, leather/lace, nipple/clit, never get enough. I didn’t use the K-Y, she didn’t need no lubin’, so I’m going tubin’ I didn’t use the K-Y, now I’m done with roaming so it’s time for boning! Damn, that one hurt _me_! ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/20 "2000-06-03T12:45:10Z")
Seale, No I do not need a custom song. Just wanted to say I am finding this very entertaining. None in this thread has topped your “death metal” song coldfire requested in the other thread. Here is a A’dda boy, now get back to work! Osip [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224.md?page=2)