# Custom Written Songs By Sealemon! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224 "2000-06-02T16:56:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/41 "2000-06-05T15:29:00Z")
Seale, you flatter me! šŸ˜‰ Oh, and I even got that it was to Wild Thing while I read it, woo hoo! Thanks buddy! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/42 "2000-06-05T16:51:35Z")
You forgot me Sealemon. So where is my song ? ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/43 "2000-06-06T00:43:06Z")
What ever your song is, it has to be done to the tune of The lion sleeps tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/44 "2000-06-06T02:20:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What ever your song is, it has to be done to the tune of The lion sleeps tonight. > \*\* No, no, no ! My LIONsob doesnā€™t sleep at night, he works at night. ( Besides, that tune gets stuck in my head !) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/45 "2000-06-06T21:06:13Z")
Ayesha: If not The Lion Sleeps Tonight, then how about Man Eater, by Hall and Oats? She posts on the SDMB Kicking ass, taking names, and flirting with Wally A real classy lady Sheā€™ll cuss you out, make you cry, and call for your mommy Woah here she comes Watch out trolls, sheā€™ll beat you down Woah here she comes Sheā€™s a troll hunter Woah here she comes Watch out trolls, sheā€™ll beat yuo down Woah here she comes Sheā€™s a troll hunter. So, was that worth the wait? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/46 "2000-06-06T21:26:29Z")
OK. Gimmee. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/47 "2000-06-06T21:40:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* So, was that worth the wait? šŸ˜‰ \*\* Yes it was worth the wait. But Iā€™m not really that mean. Am I ? Anybody ? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/48 "2000-06-08T17:51:17Z")
(To the theme from Flipper) His name is Wally! Wally! And heā€™s very verbal and scared of gerbils placed in his hands. His name is Wally! Wally! His one liners slay me his daughterā€™s named Amy Heā€™s from the North Lands! Heā€™s got a cycle, cycle that he liked to ride until the P.O.S. died on some dark path. Heā€™s a troll slayer, slayer with plenty of guts Heā€™ll call you a Putz so donā€™t earn his wrath! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/49 "2000-06-08T18:00:44Z")
Hey, thanks my pal! :D:D:D Itā€™s so me! I printed it out. Iā€™m goint to frame it and put it on the wall. I love it! :):)šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/50 "2000-06-08T18:41:27Z")
Thatā€™s it. I have to stop reading anything that even mentions Wally while I am at work, or I am going to get fired! My coworkers are looking into having me committed. Thanks, Sealemon88, for the great laugh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/51 "2000-06-09T16:32:33Z")
ChiefScott (To I Shot The Sherrif) I hate those smilies and that winkie face has _got_ to go, wooo hooo hoooo I hate those smilies and that winkie face has _got_ to go, wooo hooooooooo Everywhere Iā€™m lookinā€™ on tha SDMB Those little smily faces are lookinā€™ at me They make steam come out my ears, yeah They make me too mad, too mad to see Yes, they make me too mad to see. But I say, I say I hate those smilies and that winkie face has _got_ to go, wooo hooo hoooo I hate those smilies and that winkie face has _got_ to go, wooo hooooooooo You can post all cutsie Like some kind of drunkin floozie But when I see those fuckinā€™ faces That vein in my temple goes through its paces Yeah, that vein is going through its paces So I say, I say I say I say If I am guilty I will pay. šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/52 "2000-06-09T16:49:25Z")
Good 'un, ya bastid. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/53 "2000-06-09T17:27:35Z")
But Sealeā€¦whereā€™s MY song? (end whine) ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/54 "2000-06-09T21:26:27Z")
LOL! Thanks, Seale! Too true! Altitude is life! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/55 "2000-06-09T22:52:26Z")
(A bit of background on this one: Psycat is moving to California to be with Democritus. Personaly, that reduces the romantic side of me to a warm puddle. I wish both of them the best, and offer this token little song for 'em. :)) Psycat: (This is an original. Yup, no one to blame but me. šŸ˜‰ Set it to whatever music you want; and uhhhā€¦hope itā€™s not too sappy.) Being safe is a kind of death When it doesnā€™t let you grow If you turn your back on true love You lose more than you will know Take the chance and find that joy in someone elseā€™s eyes distace cannot will not stop you it will not sever ties Youā€™ve found your love and you will fly to be inside his arms I canā€™t help but admire you thatā€™s why I wrote this song. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/56 "2000-06-09T23:11:38Z")
Let er fly Seale ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/57 "2000-06-11T19:50:33Z")
Falcon: You know Wally, and Diane, and Coldfire, and ChiefScott Satan, and Drain Bead, Demo and tatortot. But do you recallā€¦ The one who out chats them all (;)) Falcon, the chat room addict Had a heart that would make you melt And if you ever saw her back Youā€™d see a cross that Celt All of the other Dopers Used to log off to go to sleep But in #straightdope youā€™d find her Chatting with her late night peeps\* Then one horrible stormy night The SD server went down And all of the chatters were freaking out But Falc said ā€œDonā€™t you frown!ā€ So thatā€™s when Amy Macgeyvered it And all the chatters began to sing ā€œNow Falcon can chat with all her friends By using tin cans and lots of string!ā€ \*A little Urban Speak for all my homies. Whew! Letā€™s see now. That leaves Mullinator, Olentzer, Silo, Shayna, Kat, saucy potato, Talkinsquirrel, ssskuggiii, KimKatt (maybe), Osip (If he changes his mind) _and_ CanadianSue? Hmmm. Iā€™d better listen to the radio for the next 24 hours, and get some ideasā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/58 "2000-06-24T19:40:23Z")
Yeah, I know. I should just let this thread die a well deserved death.BUT I GOT A SONG NOW, AND IF I DONā€™T POST IT Iā€™LL GO CRAZY! So there. CanadianSue (Sung to the theme from The Addams Family.) Itā€™s stringy and itā€™s stinky It stretches like a Slinky Like leather? Then itā€™s kinky That tough Alberta beef. Donā€™t want to seem uncouth But I must tell you the truth I think I broke a tooth On that tough Alberta beef. Duh duh duh duhā€¦Tough! Duh duh duh duhā€¦Rough! Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duhā€¦Enough! I wouldnā€™t eat it if it was free Not even if I got a fee Iā€™d like to bury it out at sea That tough Alberta beef! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/59 "2000-06-24T19:55:02Z")
LOL Nice one weenie boyā€¦ you ate, you enjoyed, you lived to tell about itā€¦šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/60 "2000-06-24T21:15:16Z")
Kat: (To Stand By Your Man) Sometimes itā€™s hard to be a feline To keep thinking of ways to have an atitude Give them evil stares Scratch them for a scare And claw up a drape, or two. Hey, donā€™t worry Keep your nose high And make sure you have a swelled head Sleep 20 hours Then when heā€™s not looking Just caugh up a hairball on his bed. Bum bum bum bumā€¦ Stand by your human 'Cause sheā€™s the one whoā€™ll by you catnip And sheā€™ll be sure to make that late trip To get you food Bum bum bum bumā€¦Stand by your human And let him pet your fur You can grace him with a purr If youā€™re in the mood! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224.md?page=4)