# Custom Written Songs By Sealemon! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224 "2000-06-02T16:56:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/61 "2000-06-24T21:46:51Z")
This thread got me out of a four month lurk mode. Name’s Jeff, I like the Giants, dogs, Macs, and theater. Any Aerosmith tune will do. 😉 Pleeeeeeze Seale! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/62 "2000-06-24T21:59:08Z")
OK, I’m curious what you’ll come up with for me. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/63 "2000-06-24T23:32:11Z")
jjtm: Thank you! I’m glad to see you back. It just so happens that your request sparked The Muse, so hereeeeee ya go… (To Sweet Emotion) Sweeeeet emoticon Sweeeet emoticon Surfin’ with my Mac and what do I see? “Cats” is playing at theater near me. My name is Jeff and that play’s real fine But it’d be even better if it starred canines. Sweeeeeeeeet emoticons Sweeeeeet emoticons. Went to the field and saw the Giants play They had the lead and they threw it away Looks like they’ll lose, but I have no fear 'Cause I’m drowning my sorrows with hotdogs and beer. Come on. You _knew_ I had to poke fun at the Giants, right? 🙂 I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Shanin for starting this thread. Even though I whined to her about it at first, it’s been a blast! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/64 "2000-06-24T23:43:41Z")
Hey Seale, do me! Umm, I mean write me a song, ok? I didn’t mean it like it sounded, honest. Really Shanin, I meant I wanted to write me a song, put that down, ok? Anyway, Beatles or a dance tune would be great… ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/65 "2000-06-25T00:27:05Z")
Ok Sealemon I think I have held out long enough. Write me a song please? thanks Osip ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/66 "2000-06-25T00:48:57Z")
😕 😕 😕 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/67 "2000-06-25T04:16:54Z")
_applauds_ Thanks, Sealemon! Very appropriate, too. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/68 "2000-06-25T12:51:45Z")
Shayna (In reference to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28334) thread and this [other](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28361) thread, sung to Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher. Read the song, then you’ll get the reference) \< Spoken over doodling guitar \> "Let’s see what’s on the board… Oh man! Some doofus screwed up my name _again_!" \< Grinding guitars \> C-C-Come on please, posters, read before you pooost And try to get my name riiiight All I want is to see my name spelled S-H-A-Y-N-Aaaaaaa I don’t wanna start a fight I see much harder names here than mine So why does **Sealyourmouth** get it wrong all the time Woah, it’s not **Shanya** It’s not **ShaNaNa** It’s not **Shania** It’s spelled **Shayna** It’s not even **Shanendoah** It’s spelled **Shayna!** (And no, this isn’t a burn. It’s just a way for me to keep myself from misspelling her name (And others, like ChiefScott) _again_. :D) SILENT-BOB: An eighteen minute polka instrumental. ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/69 "2000-06-25T19:16:01Z")
😃 😃🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/70 "2000-06-25T19:34:22Z")
> [@](#): > > (A bit of background on this one: Psycat is moving to California to be with Democritus. Personaly, that reduces the romantic side of me to a warm puddle. I wish both of them the best, and offer this token little song for 'em. ) Seale, thanks so much. I just saw this, since Psy and I were in a u-haul somewhere in the middle of America when you posted this. Somehow we missed it when we got back. Oh, and _I_ didn’t think your song was too sappy at all… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/custom-written-songs-by-sealemon/21224/71 "2000-06-27T05:52:06Z")
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