# Cute newborn kittens...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474 "2011-05-11T03:35:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/81 "2011-05-26T01:18:45Z")

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Did we mention…? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/82 "2011-05-26T05:30:03Z")

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Have they learned that head skritchies feel good yet? I always loved the way that I’d be skritching ears, and the kitten would try to squirm, and then realize SKRITCHIES FEEL WONDERFUL! Then, of course, I had created a monster who wanted skritchies all the time. I can’t remember how old they were, it’s been a looong time since I’ve had a litter of them around. I can’t foster any, because I KNOW that my Siamese girl would murder them the first chance she got.

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**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/83 "2011-05-26T05:38:07Z")

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Yaaaaaay! Moar kitteh pics! Sad that there are no more Chewie pics, though. ☹

Lynn, I haven’t dealt with kittens much, but foals do the same thing. If you scratch their heads or their fuzzy little rumps, they get all ruffled and shake their heads and stomp their feet at first, and then they realize that it feels nice and all of sudden it’s “moar skritches now, lady”. Squeee, I love baby animals.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/84 "2011-05-26T10:00:52Z")

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Due to lack of opportunity, I haven’t dealt with foals at all, and I have to be satisfied with just pictures or films of them. They seem to be all knobbly leg joints. I’d love to experience this first hand.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/85 "2011-05-27T02:34:57Z")

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Here are a couple more pictures, one of [Chewie](http://www.flickr.com/photos/46138173@N08/5763782710/), and [a group picture](http://www.flickr.com/photos/46138173@N08/5763228371/). They’re still not doing much besides squirming and wiggling.

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/86 "2011-05-27T03:02:22Z")

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I NEED the little calico. NEED it.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/87 "2011-05-27T14:12:41Z")

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Oh my good lord. \*Powerful \*cute, right there. Oi.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/88 "2011-05-27T14:31:47Z")

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Are all calicos just the absolute personification of sweetness or have I experienced a biased sample? That little bright-eyes in the middle looks like her disposition is pure sugar.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/89 "2011-05-27T16:34:42Z")

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> [@Brynda](#):
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> I NEED the little calico. NEED it.

I want the orange one in front. We already have two orange boys, but the more the merrier, right?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/90 "2011-05-27T16:38:37Z")

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No one wants the tortie? Poor little tortie. Little tortie sad.

Little tortie plans horrible revenge unless someone likes little tortie.

I like the little tortie.

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**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/91 "2011-05-27T17:14:53Z")

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Tortie/Chewie is mine. All mine, I say. Back off.

Jayjay, my n = 2, but both of my calicos have been mellow, friendly critters. However, calico #1 was hell on wheels at the vet. My tortie was sweet but neurotic.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/92 "2011-05-29T04:09:46Z")

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OK, **needscoffee** , it’s been 3 whole days. Lots of changes in kittens in 3 days. Where are the new pictures, hmmmmmmm? I even checked your flickr feed to see if you’d added new pics without telling us, and you haven’t.

\<taps foot\>

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/93 "2011-05-29T04:17:25Z")

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Holy Moses those guys are cute.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/94 "2011-05-29T04:25:58Z")

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Video will be coming tomorrow, I hope.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/95 "2011-05-29T04:29:29Z")

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Video? That could deliver near fatal levels of cute.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/96 "2011-05-29T04:31:28Z")

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I’m willing to risk fatal or near fatal levels of cute.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/97 "2011-05-29T04:44:41Z")

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The problem is Flickr only allows for 2 videos a month. A lot of cuteness can happen in a month.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/98 "2011-05-29T07:17:39Z")

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Make more accounts. 😉 Or sign up with YouTube, maybe.

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**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/99 "2011-05-29T07:21:26Z")

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[ahem]

I am dead of cute.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/100 "2011-05-29T18:01:11Z")

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[Video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU9HHCyXSQ8)!

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