# Cute newborn kittens... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474 "2011-05-11T03:35:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/101 "2011-05-29T18:03:19Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Video? That could deliver near fatal levels of cute. > [@needscoffee](#): > > [Video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU9HHCyXSQ8)! Medic! ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/102 "2011-05-29T18:07:19Z")
Good grief, that Chewbacca just about killed me. How are you ever ever going to be able to give them away?? If it were me, I’d just accept that I now have 6 cats. ---
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/103 "2011-05-29T18:24:43Z")
That video kills me. I watched it, my kids watched it, and now we all want to watch it again! ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/104 "2011-05-29T18:26:50Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > [Video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU9HHCyXSQ8)! \ ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/105 "2011-05-29T18:33:29Z")
Yes, that’s very nearly fatal level of cute there. It looks like the tortie is ready to play, too. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/106 "2011-05-29T19:15:51Z")
OMG sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! I am still in love with the little calico… ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/107 "2011-05-29T19:29:03Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > > [@runner pat](#): > > > > Video? That could deliver near fatal levels of cute. > > > [@needscoffee](#): > > > > [Video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU9HHCyXSQ8)! > > Medic! After the medic is done with you, could you send him/her my way? ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/108 "2011-05-29T20:09:30Z")
Don’t send the medic, just send me the tortie! ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/109 "2011-05-29T21:56:46Z")
The one with the white face sure is a camera hog. You should get a video of Mama carrying the cats around. And don’t forget the obligatory kitten-on-a-Roomba vid 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/110 "2011-05-30T02:29:55Z")
I am prepared to fight **Brynda** for the calico. 🙂 They are so cuuuuuute! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/111 "2011-05-30T03:14:08Z")
> [@Markxxx](#): > > The one with the white face sure is a camera hog. You should get a video of Mama carrying the cats around. And don’t forget the obligatory kitten-on-a-Roomba vid 🙂 But what if **needscoffee** doesn’t have a Roomba? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/112 "2011-05-30T04:32:35Z")
I guess we’ll just have to all chip in and get her (him?) one. It looks like Momma and babies all have medium length hair. ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/113 "2011-05-30T04:35:04Z")
Now that I have seen them in action, I want one even more. Unfortunately, my big cats are glaring at me from across the room. ---
**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/114 "2011-05-30T21:16:35Z")
Cute-o-meter: PEGGED. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/115 "2011-05-31T17:57:35Z")
Ohhhhh… I would nab that tortie right through the computer screen if I could. Too cute! ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/116 "2011-05-31T21:53:15Z")
I soooo want a pair of kittens, but were waiting out the final days/weeks/months of our 18 year old cat. It’s clear she’s on the final decline (she’s not ill, just sleeping almost all the time, and having to be coaxed to eat) and it would be cruel to stress her with the chaos of kittens. I hope we can get a calico this time, yours is just too darling. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/117 "2011-06-01T03:53:22Z")
> [@Markxxx](#): > > And don’t forget the obligatory kitten-on-a-Roomba vid 🙂 I did not mention this to my daughter, as she would have search over hell and high water to find a Roomba. But ten minutes ago, one of the orange kittens came riding into the living room on top of a remote-controlled car, with my daughter laughing maniacally behind it while working the remote control. No video, though. I don’t want to encourage her. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/118 "2011-06-01T04:02:29Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I did not mention this to my daughter, as she would have search over hell and high water to find a Roomba. But ten minutes ago, one of the orange kittens came riding into the living room on top of a remote-controlled car, with my daughter laughing maniacally behind it while working the remote control. No video, though. I don’t want to encourage her. You are obviously unable to responsibly handle industrial strength cute. You must hand over the kittens with all speed to those who can. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/119 "2011-06-01T04:09:46Z")
That sounds like my kind of kid. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474/120 "2011-06-01T04:47:31Z")
This is the same kid who tapes a laser pointer to her Red Ryder BB rifle and shoots cans in the back yard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cute-newborn-kittens/581474.md?page=7)